[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Did someone make an opp's. Haha


Epic fail

Friend, you are obviously Teh Stoopid™

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I recently joined the Christian Faith. And as part of that, my local vicar suggested i talk to other Christians around the world.
This thread makes me think that none of you know anything about Britain. Britain is a wonderful country, with a rich History (A Christian history). And i would know, i'm doing a History Degree.
So if God hates Britain, does God hate me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I recently joined the Christian Faith. And as part of that, my local vicar suggested i talk to other Christians around the world.
This thread makes me think that none of you know anything about Britain. Britain is a wonderful country, with a rich History (A Christian history). And i would know, i'm doing a History Degree.
So if God hates Britain, does God hate me?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

You haven't answered my question.

[BNPrep]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

Pastor Ezekiel

Why do you say such things?

I fell you should read post number 7 by Pastor Pastor Billy-Ruben here-

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Note paragraph two where we says "The Bible forbids superficial judgment based on appearances"

The good Christian people of Britain do not need an apology as they will naturally forgive.

I do however feel you owe God and yourself an apology & trust you will refrain from breaking the requests of the Lord.

Thank you.

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Lets be fair, there are a lot of very attractive people in Britain. It's really upsetting that you would judge me on things you have seen on TV/read in the newspapers ect. I could say that all Americans are gorgeous and rich....but i know it's not 100% true.

[cjohnnson]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Learning Languages is ungodly: it defeats God's purpose in having destroyed the Tower of Babel. American is the only language that is needed to converse with God and others.

ahahahahahahaha
you dumbass american comes from english.Go study!!!youre stupid!

[Widow Green]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Is is not possible you some of you may have British blood flowing through your veins? Isn't America populated by immigrants from Europe and the like? I was taught in history at school that the majority of americans can trace their bloodlines back to immigrant status and that there is no such person as a true, white, full blooded american.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Is is not possible you some of you may have British blood flowing through your veins? Isn't America populated by immigrants from Europe and the like? I was taught in history at school that the majority of americans can trace their bloodlines back to immigrant status and that there is no such person as a true, white, full blooded american.

Possibly so, but our ancestors had the God-given sense to leave that Godless island and land on the shores of God's favorite country (America!). My people came over on the Pinta, and have been True Christian(tm) Pastors for nearly 400 years.

And by the way, if you disrespect America one more time (by not capitalizing it properly), you will feel the wrath of Jesus!

[Glorious Whole]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

ahahahahahahaha
you dumbass american comes from english.Go study!!!youre stupid!

It is embarassing when one who claims to speak the Queens English can't string together a sentence using the correct punctuation and grammar.

I apologise for my countryman's faux pas.

[stavros]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

It is embarassing when one who claims to speak the Queens English can't string together a sentence using the correct punctuation and grammar.

I apologise for my countryman's faux pas.

Cjohnnson can´t write well... That guy can´t think well

[angels]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

[QUOTE=Nobar King;168938]This is great! I love list threads!


If God really hated Britain he would have tormented it with unsufferable problems. Here are a few:

• Driving on the wrong side of the road
• Chavs
• Princess Diana
• The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and the Sun
• Immigrants
• Sharia Law
• Druids
• Fish and Chips
• Beef Wellington
• Fat 13 year old single mums
• Cricket
• Football

oh for goodness sake....GB stereotyping mycountry is so wrong..don't paint every one with the same brush pleeeeeease....

[Ferret Master]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Apologies for the lack of introduction but I feel that I must point out that here in Great Britain we do indeed have Druids!

I live in Wiltshire and on the Summer Solstice on the 21st of June which was only 2 days ago, (longest day of the year) they descend en masse to Stonehenge to witness the sunrise.

However despite the ludicrous comments that have appeared in the British press suggesting that certain aspects of Sharia Law are just round the corner in the British 'justice' system, fear not! The vast majority of the British people have absolutely no desire to live under any different laws based upon a foreign religion and oppose it strongly.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Apologies for the lack of introduction but I feel that I must point out that here in Great Britain we do indeed have Druids!

I live in Wiltshire and on the Summer Solstice on the 21st of June which was only 2 days ago, (longest day of the year) they descend en masse to Stonehenge to witness the sunrise.

However despite the ludicrous comments that have appeared in the British press suggesting that certain aspects of Sharia Law are just round the corner in the British 'justice' system, fear not! The vast majority of the British people have absolutely no desire to live under any different laws based upon a foreign religion and oppose it strongly.

Hello and Welcome Sir,

It's refreshing to see an Englishman thats familiar with the shift key on a keyboard, not to mention the use of proper punctuation. Well done, sir. Well done, indeed.

Please tell us more about yourself. Are you of the True Christian Faith? Do you read the KJV1611 Bible? Are you married? What brings you to Gods favourite forum?(in the spirit of international cooperation, I spelled favorite the Brit way) Again, welcome.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Is is not possible you some of you may have British blood flowing through your veins? Isn't America populated by immigrants from Europe and the like? I was taught in history at school that the majority of americans can trace their bloodlines back to immigrant status and that there is no such person as a true, white, full blooded american.

If any of your extended family isn't a true, white, full blooded, King James Bible reading American, or hasn't repented for being otherwise, THEN THEY SHOULD NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED FAMILY.

That's the approach Bernadette and I (but mostly me, she's just a woman, of course) enforce in our (my) household.