[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I am not being mean to you. Why are you trying to seduce me?

Seduce you? Are you joking?! Would you like a list of reasons why that is not that case?
a) You are a girl, and I am straight
b) I don't know you
c) You keep accusing me of being a liar, when I am in fact telling the truth

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

In-VEN-tor-ee.... how do you pronounce it?
As for colour... well, we came up with the word in it's current form, the Americans merely dropped the "u" out of laziness or for convenience, it doesn't mean that we are wrong in our spelling!

Well if Americans have it wrong, why is most of the English speaking world speaking more American? The last time I had to deal with a Brit, I couldn't understand a word she said. Kept screaming at me to get her the nappies, and the napkins were right on the table. Finally she just got pissed off and went and changed the baby. Incredibly confused and confusing people

I can't wait until American takes over the English speaking world, then maybe I could understand them.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

English?
Why are you being mean to me?

I am not being mean to you. Why are you trying to seduce me?

[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

The devil invented the language you are currently speaking to people here.

English?
Why are you being mean to me?

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

...Oh, and we invented the basis of the language that you speak!

The devil invented the language you are currently speaking to people here.

[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

If that were true, you guys would speak it more correctly. As it is you can't even pronounce inventory or spell color.

In-VEN-tor-ee.... how do you pronounce it?
As for colour... well, we came up with the word in it's current form, the Americans merely dropped the "u" out of laziness or for convenience, it doesn't mean that we are wrong in our spelling!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Oh, and we invented the basis of the language that you speak!

If that were true, you guys would speak it more correctly. As it is you can't even pronounce inventory or spell color.

[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

This is great! I love list threads!

If God really hated Britain he wouldn't have tormented it with insufferable problems. Here are a few:

• Driving on the wrong side of the road
• Chavs
• Princess Diana
• The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and the Sun
• Immigrants
• Sharia Law
• Druids
• Fish and Chips
• Beef Wellington
• Fat 13 year old single mums
• Cricket
• Football

Haha, I'll ignore the driving on the wrong side of the road, but America has chavs (you just don't call them that, but look at Paris Hilton etc), I see your point about the newspapers but America has Fox news instead!
Also, we don't have Sharia law, and druids are few on the ground. You probably have the same number in America in fact.
Cricket, football, beef Wellington and fish and chips are all amazing. Well, cricket is a little dry, but a lot of people seem to enjoy it! Anyway, American football is really just a combination of rugby and football.
Oh, and we invented the basis of the language that you speak!

[corshy]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I will say a prayer for England. You must remember here at Landover the King James Bible is the Word of the Lord and is followed.

I never forget - The King James was translated in Britain remember - it is the only Bible I trust.


Thanks for your prayer!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I pray night and day for washed up, backwater nations like England to get it together. Apparently it is God's Will that they fall to Muslims. Muslims are quite frequently a vehicle of God's Wrath, such as on September 11th, 2001, when God slew 3,000 atheists in godless Jew York using Muslim kamikazees.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Hi Lisa - I am not whinging at all but rather trying to tackle some irrational beliefs.



Muslims are major problem throughout Europe as they will become more-so in the USA.

Of course we are not without fault (as is no-one) – this nation once stood for God like no other and that is why we are being dismantled – I urge you as a fellow believer to pray for us, that we can tackle the problems of Islam, secularism, atheism, homosexuality etc and for God to move in our land!

Thanks

I will say a prayer for England. You must remember here at Landover the King James Bible is the Word of the Lord and is followed.

[corshy]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You Poms are always whinging. How could you let you once all white English country become over run by Muslims.

Hi Lisa - I am not whinging at all but rather trying to tackle some irrational beliefs.



Muslims are major problem throughout Europe as they will become more-so in the USA.

Of course we are not without fault (as is no-one) – this nation once stood for God like no other and that is why we are being dismantled – I urge you as a fellow believer to pray for us, that we can tackle the problems of Islam, secularism, atheism, homosexuality etc and for God to move in our land!

Thanks

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Man – why all the hate towards British people – you speak our language for goodness sake! Washington was English – the only reason you are a Christian nations is because it was exported by the British – the King James Bible was translated in Britain, I have reasonably good teeth, I am literate enough (I am no novelist), I am well educated and a follower of Christ Jesus – why all the animosity? Love your neighbour! We are your cousins, you are a British colony – yes we have some serious social problems, but so does the USA, we are in this fight together – God does not favour one nation over another – He only states, Blessed in the nations whose God is the Lord, as present many Christians are defending the faith in the UK – you should pray for Britain because your culture is based on ours and if we fall away – you probably will too!

You Poms are always whinging. How could you let you once all white English country become over run by Muslims.

[corshy]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Man – why all the hate towards British people – you speak our language for goodness sake! Washington was English – the only reason you are a Christian nations is because it was exported by the British – the King James Bible was translated in Britain, I have reasonably good teeth, I am literate enough (I am no novelist), I am well educated and a follower of Christ Jesus – why all the animosity? Love your neighbour! We are your cousins, you are a British colony – yes we have some serious social problems, but so does the USA, we are in this fight together – God does not favour one nation over another – He only states, Blessed in the nations whose God is the Lord, as present many Christians are defending the faith in the UK – you should pray for Britain because your culture is based on ours and if we fall away – you probably will too!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I'm not illiterate, and I am British.
Okay then, history.
A German explorer first mapped America.
British explorers colonised?

I suspect you will now insult me mindlessly. We aren't taught American history, so do not judge us for our governments failings.

An illiterate person is one who does not read. Even your failure to grasp the meaning of the word, drives home the point.

I am not going to teach you world history. I will talk about the depths of God's love though, if you want. You excuse for ignorance is blaming your government. Shame the real fault is not with them but you. You are responsible for you. God gave you free will. He enables you to choose between a good Christian history book (the Bible should be your first choice, each and every time) and 'The Sun'.

I will not insult you, not need to do so seeing you do it to your self with every passing sentence you type. Nor would I do it "mindlessly" as it seems you have that market cornered.

I hope you spent your Sunday on your knees in front of your Pastor.