[angels]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

[QUOTE=Nobar King;168938]This is great! I love list threads!


If God really hated Britain he would have tormented it with unsufferable problems. Here are a few:

• Driving on the wrong side of the road
• Chavs
• Princess Diana
• The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and the Sun
• Immigrants
• Sharia Law
• Druids
• Fish and Chips
• Beef Wellington
• Fat 13 year old single mums
• Cricket
• Football

oh for goodness sake....GB stereotyping mycountry is so wrong..don't paint every one with the same brush pleeeeeease....

[stavros]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

It is embarassing when one who claims to speak the Queens English can't string together a sentence using the correct punctuation and grammar.

I apologise for my countryman's faux pas.

Cjohnnson can´t write well... That guy can´t think well

[Glorious Whole]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

ahahahahahahaha
you dumbass american comes from english.Go study!!!youre stupid!

It is embarassing when one who claims to speak the Queens English can't string together a sentence using the correct punctuation and grammar.

I apologise for my countryman's faux pas.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Is is not possible you some of you may have British blood flowing through your veins? Isn't America populated by immigrants from Europe and the like? I was taught in history at school that the majority of americans can trace their bloodlines back to immigrant status and that there is no such person as a true, white, full blooded american.

Possibly so, but our ancestors had the God-given sense to leave that Godless island and land on the shores of God's favorite country (America!). My people came over on the Pinta, and have been True Christian(tm) Pastors for nearly 400 years.

And by the way, if you disrespect America one more time (by not capitalizing it properly), you will feel the wrath of Jesus!

[Widow Green]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Is is not possible you some of you may have British blood flowing through your veins? Isn't America populated by immigrants from Europe and the like? I was taught in history at school that the majority of americans can trace their bloodlines back to immigrant status and that there is no such person as a true, white, full blooded american.

[cjohnnson]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Learning Languages is ungodly: it defeats God's purpose in having destroyed the Tower of Babel. American is the only language that is needed to converse with God and others.

ahahahahahahaha
you dumbass american comes from english.Go study!!!youre stupid!

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Lets be fair, there are a lot of very attractive people in Britain. It's really upsetting that you would judge me on things you have seen on TV/read in the newspapers ect. I could say that all Americans are gorgeous and rich....but i know it's not 100% true.

[BNPrep]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

Pastor Ezekiel

Why do you say such things?

I fell you should read post number 7 by Pastor Pastor Billy-Ruben here-

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Note paragraph two where we says "The Bible forbids superficial judgment based on appearances"

The good Christian people of Britain do not need an apology as they will naturally forgive.

I do however feel you owe God and yourself an apology & trust you will refrain from breaking the requests of the Lord.

Thank you.

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

You haven't answered my question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I recently joined the Christian Faith. And as part of that, my local vicar suggested i talk to other Christians around the world.
This thread makes me think that none of you know anything about Britain. Britain is a wonderful country, with a rich History (A Christian history). And i would know, i'm doing a History Degree.
So if God hates Britain, does God hate me?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us how you came to Jesus. If you are a typical Brit (chinless and with rotten teeth), then please do not post any photographs of yourself.

[JessLovesYourFace]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I recently joined the Christian Faith. And as part of that, my local vicar suggested i talk to other Christians around the world.
This thread makes me think that none of you know anything about Britain. Britain is a wonderful country, with a rich History (A Christian history). And i would know, i'm doing a History Degree.
So if God hates Britain, does God hate me?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Did someone make an opp's. Haha


Epic fail

Friend, you are obviously Teh Stoopid™

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Did someone make an opp's. Haha


Epic fail

Do you speaka the Americana?

Friend, we only speak God's own American here. Please make some sense when you Post

[pesterking]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Root all you want. The American People will never elect a mulatto!

Not even the coloreds trust him.

Did someone make an opp's. Haha


Epic fail

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Don't say mum and dad... teachers told not to assume pupils have heterosexual parents

By LAURA CLARK - 30th January 2008

Teachers should not assume that their pupils have a "mum and dad" under guidance aimed at tackling anti-gay bullying in schools. It says primary pupils as young as four should be familiarised with the idea of same-sex couples to help combat homophobic attitudes. Teachers should attempt to avoid assumptions that pupils will have a conventional family background, it urges. Pupils are enlisted in the war on homophobia



It goes on to suggest the word "parents" may be more appropriate than "mum and dad", particularly in letters and emails to the child's home. When discussing marriage with secondary pupils, teachers should also educate pupils about civil partnerships and gay adoption rights.


The guidance - produced for the Government by gay rights group Stonewall - will be formally launched today by Schools Secretary Ed Balls. It states that children who call classmates "gay" should be treated the same as racists as part of a "zero tolerance" crackdown on the use of the word as an insult. Teachers should avoid telling boys to "be a man" or accuse them of behaving like a "bunch of women".


This sort of rebuke "leads to bullying of those who do not conform to fixed ideas about gender", the guidance states. At the same time, schools should encourage gay role models among staff, parents and governors. Homosexual staff should be able to discuss their private lives after the consultation with the head teacher. In advice to gay staff, it states: "School culture and ethos determines how open staff are about their private lives, and you should therefore seek advice and guidance from your head."
The Department for Children, Schools and Families commissioned Stonewall to write the guidance jointly with lobby group Education Action Challenging Homophobia. It says that pupils aged four to seven should "understand that not all pupils have a mum and a dad" and learn about different family structures.


Advice to teachers of 11 to 14-year-olds states: "Schools should make efforts to talk inclusively about same-sex parents, for example, avoid assuming all pupils will have a "mum and dad". "When schools discuss marriage, they may also discuss civil partnership and adoption rights for gay people." In a section on engaging with parents, it asks schools: "Do you talk about 'parents' instead of assuming all pupils have 'mum or a dad'?"


The advice goes on to urge teachers to challenge every derogatory use of the word gay to avert homophobic attitudes. Examples include "those trainers are so gay", "that pencil case is so gay" or "you're such a gay boy". One primary teacher quoted in the guidance said: "We hear 'gay' as a term of abuse every single day. The children may not know exactly what it means, but they know they are using it as an insult. That's why we need to tackle it at this stage."


Controversy over the semantics of the word erupted two years ago when the BBC ruled that Radio One DJ Chris Moyles was not being offensive to homosexuals by using the word "gay" to mean "rubbish". The advice says: "It is important for all staff to challenge pupils, explaining the consequences of using 'gay' in a derogatory way.
"It might be time-consuming at first, but a consistent 'zero-tolerance' approach to such language is central to achieving progress and an environment in which being gay is not thought of as being inferior." It adds: "Schools need to make it clear to pupils that homophobic comments are as serious as racist comments, and homophobic incidents are as serious as other forms of bullying."


Teachers should use every curriculum subject to nip discriminatory attitudes in the bud. English lessons for teenagers, for example, could focus on the emotions of the gay Italian soldier Carlo in Captain Corelli's Mandolin. The guidance is being published five years after the repeal of Section 28 - the law which banned the promotion of homosexuality in schools. Ministers promised the move would make no difference to the teaching of homosexual matters but some critics have claimed the gay lobby is having a growing influence on pupils.


Next month is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender History Month, where pupils learn about apparently gay figures from history including Leonardo da Vinci, Oscar Wilde and James Dean.


Mr Balls, who will launch the anti-bullying guidance at a Stonewall conference today, said: "I am proud the Government and the department are being robust about this. "It is our view that every school should have a clear policy on tackling all forms of bullying, including homophobic bullying."

Doesn't this just speak for itself? Some poof named Balls wants mommy and daddy stricken from the English language. What will they think of next?