What should I do about my heathen sister???

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Recently my 20 year old sister confided in me that not only is she NOT a virgin, she has had sexual relations with SEVEN different men. Unfortunately our father and uncles are all atheists and false Christians so the responsibility of punishing her falls upon me. How should I punish her? Shall I stone the whore or simply beat her?
YiC,
John

[Didymus Much]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

...Unfortunately our father and uncles are all atheists and false Christians so the responsibility of punishing her falls upon me...

How so?

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

How so?

Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?

Chapter and verse, please.

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?

Chapter and verse, please.

Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist. That is why I came here for advice. My sincerest apologies if I have stepped out of place.
YiC,
John

[Didymus Much]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?
Chapter and verse, please.

Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist...

That's not from the Bible.

[Deaner]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist. That is why I came here for advice. My sincerest apologies if I have stepped out of place.
YiC,
John

Friend;

You have come to the right place.

Please send a video of your sister (enveloped in her sins) to the Pastors at LBC. We will make copies and send them to our elders. A fully detailed report will be sent to you within 4 weeks. The cost will be $100 US.

It may also be available at your local back door video shop at a cost of approx. $150 US if you need it sooner. Again, a fully printed report will accompany it.

If you wish, and you feel the need to be urgent, please send an extra $20 US with your sister's phone number and we will try to arrange a personal meeting with a promised 30 or more Pastors with a full in depth and personal (pastor by pastor) report. God bless you friend. Christ is with you.

YIC

Deaner

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Friend;

You have come to the right place.

Please send a video of your sister (enveloped in her sins) to the Pastors at LBC. We will make copies and send them to our elders. A fully detailed report will be sent to you within 4 weeks. The cost will be $100 US.

It may also be available at your local back door video shop at a cost of approx. $150 US if you need it sooner. Again, a fully printed report will accompany it.

If you wish, and you feel the need to be urgent, please send an extra $20 US with your sister's phone number and we will try to arrange a personal meeting with a promised 30 or more Pastors with a full in depth and personal (pastor by pastor) report. God bless you friend. Christ is with you.

YIC

Deaner

Thank you for the help friend.
YiC,
John

[Deaner]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Thank you for the help friend.
YiC,
John

Bless you friend. Not everybody has the insight that you possess.

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Bless you friend. Not everybody has the insight that you possess.

Thank you. May the Lord bless you as well. I will include an extra $200 as a tithe along with the video and $100 fee.

[Deaner]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Thank you. May the Lord bless you as well. I will include an extra $200 as a tithe along with the video and $100 fee.

Coolness. Christ has his camel hide wallet out.

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

That's not from the Bible.

Be gone heathen!!!

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Coolness. Christ has his camel hide wallet out.

Video and money orders have been dropped in the mail box. May God see to it that they make it to Freehold safely.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Be gone heathen!!!

Make me.

In the meantime:

Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?

Chapter and verse, please.

[YoungWhiteChristian]

Re: What should I do about my heathen sister???

Make me.

In the meantime:

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that. That is why I came here for advice and counsel from my Christian elders.