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    Reply to: Worried in Wichita

    From an earlier Email: Dear Mother Glendora, The Lord wants me to be accepting, acquiescent and under my husband's control. But lately I have been weak and find myself struggling within God's plan. You see, my husband keeps asking me to give him a wounded pigeon, but I lack the courage to follow through. Thanks for your advice, Worried in Wichita.

    Dear Worried in Wichita, I can't imagine what you husband plans to do with a wounded pigeon. Unless he wants a bird that can't fly away? Anyway, our Lord Jesus Christ wants you to honor your husband's wishes . . . I am reminded of 1 Corinthians, CH 11:3...

    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    ...anyway, I don't see what the fuss is all about, but maybe some other folks from our church might have something to add. CONCERNED GLENDORA
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

    What on Earth...?? What does he want it for, to eat it? Who knows what you might catch.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #3
      Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

      Dear "worried". Who is your husband, Ted Haggard?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #4
        Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

        A wounded pigeon???
        This makes no sense whatsoever.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

          Brothers in Christ, those of you with womenfolk nearby will want to shoo them out of the house when you take a look at THIS link, which explains the demand this husband is making of his Godly wife....I'm not sure what the problem is. If a man needs to break his wife's arm, Jesus wouldn't intervene I'm sure.

          I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.--Proverbs 1:26
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

            I stopped looking up strange words because they are satanic traps!
            The words in the Bible are enough for me.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Reply to: Worried in Wichita

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Brothers in Christ, those of you with womenfolk nearby will want to shoo them out of the house when you take a look at THIS link, which explains the demand this husband is making of his Godly wife....I'm not sure what the problem is. If a man needs to break his wife's arm, Jesus wouldn't intervene I'm sure.

              I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.--Proverbs 1:26
              Sweet Baby Jesus! I knew one of our brilliant men of God would figure this whole thing out. No wonder "Worried in Wichita" is so very worried. But I do believe our Lord Jesus Christ has spoken about a woman's duty to obey her husband. Of course, there is the occasional gun cleaning accident, for those extreme cases.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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