Advice for an emo kid

[JennyD]

Brothers and Sisters, I met a little emo girl on my street today. She was very sad and crying. I asked her what was wrong.

She wailed, "I don't remember if it's across the road, or down the street!" Well, it was obvious! Her mommy had sent her to the store, perhaps for a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter, and she'd gotten lost in her drug- and self-pity-induced haze.

Well, since there clearly wasn't a shop across the road from us, I told her to go down the street, following it closely, until she reached the very end. There, she would find what she was looking for.

Before leaving her, I handed her a Chick Tract telling her how Jesus hates Goths and Emos, and they will all burn in Hell.

Have you ever had the opportunity to offer a little emo or goth some healthy guidance? What did you say or do?

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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I usually just wave my fist at them shouting, "Repent before it's too late!"

I get so worked up that froth starts forming around my mouth.

[madguitarist]

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I say simply this. "You should seek counselling, and find God. However, seeing as how you're likely to do neither, it's not down the road, nor is it across the tracks. It's straight through the jugular."

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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Have you ever had the opportunity to offer a little emo or goth some healthy guidance? What did you say or do?

I usually just punch them in the face, and yell "That was from baby Jesus, you worthless little freak! He hates you, and I hate you too!"

It's really all these wiccers deserve. Praise sweet baby Jesus!

[revrggreen]

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I usually just punch them in the face, and yell "That was from baby Jesus, you worthless little freak! He hates you, and I hate you too!"

Praise indeed, Brother Todd. You know, it is easy to forget what these children REALLY are. Remembering only a few hundred years ago we'd be dragging them out of our towns and stoning them to death, or burning them alive for witchcraft. All according to Bible teachings.

It's your sort of no-nonsense no-bs caring True Christian attitude, that may just get through to these children. They don't need no touchy-feely nampy-pampy sissy new-age therapy crap. Sitting around like a bunch of hippies, talking about their 'feelings', like a whole mess of immature teenage girls. Having preachers being all 'nice' to them, creeping around the subject trying not 'hurt' their pathetic 'feelings', when they all spit on Jesus and hate God! "Boo-hoo-hoo .. I dress like a sissy and kiss other boys 'cause no-one really loves me".... who cares! It's about time people gave these loser-tards something REAL to cry about! You know, the World would be a MUCH better place if more people put these whiny-ass gothic emo fags in their places.

Tell it like it is, Brother Todd. Tell it like it is! Glory!

[Justina Thyme]

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I usually hand them one of these:

DELIVERANCE TRACT

Have you prayed for the same old problem time and time again? Have you been prayed for at church to no avail for fear, depression, temper, etc.? If it hasn't worked, you need DELIVERANCE (DRIVING OUT OF DEMONS). It works!

JESUS CHRIST said in MATTHEW 10:8-"Cure the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers, DRIVE OUT DEMONS: Freely (without pay) you have received, freely (without charge) give."

MARK 16:17-"And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in MY NAME they will DRIVE OUT DEMONS..."

LUKE 13:32-"...I DRIVE OUT DEMONS and perform healings today and tomorrow..."

WE HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO DID NOT HAVE DEMONS

Joel 2:32 And whoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be DELIVERED. . .

Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

JESUS' ministry was threefold: He taught, healed the sick and drove out demons.

JESUS said in Mark 16:17, "if you believe you will drive out demons".

In Matthew 15:22-26 and Mark 7:25-27 the heathen woman wanted a demon driven out of her daughter. In these scriptures JESUS speaks of DELIVERANCE as the children's bread. Thus DELIVERANCE is for the children of God.

JESUS speaking to Peter said, "get behind me Satan", when Peter let the demon speak through him.

Mark 7:21-23 JESUS said out of the heart of man comes base and wicked thoughts, sexual immorality, stealing, murder, adultery, coveting (a greedy desire to have more wealth), dangerous and destructive wickedness, deceit, unrestrained (indecent) conduct, an evil eye (envy), slander, pride, foolishness, all these evil [purposes and desires] come from within, and they make the man unclean and render him unhallowed.

Hosea 4:6 God said my people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.

The churches today do not teach nor do they understand what demons are.

Fear, anger, temper, depression, suicide, diseases of all kinds, etc. are demons. In Mark 7-21-23 above JESUS himself named several demons.

People go to church and have prayer for years for situations that are caused by demons. The only way to have the situations changed is to have the demons cast out.

CURSES Galatians 3:13 says that JESUS became a curse for us. In the Greek this word curse means curse, not sin. The curses were not instantly broken in our lives with salvation. Just as you were not healed when you were saved (unless you received a miracle) the curses were not broken and the demons didn't come out. You must appropriate this by breaking the curse in The Name of JESUS. Unless these words were spoken, it did not happen.

Deuteronomy 27 and 28 talk about the Blessings and Curses and how they passed down to the third and fourth generations (four generations is 160 years).

Deuteronomy 23 speaks of a 10 generation (400 years) curse if someone in your family line had an illegitimate child. This curse causes sexual problems and sexual diseases along with other problems.

These curses must be broken in THE NAME OF JESUS and the demons cast out.
Witchcraft is another 160 year curse. Have you read your horoscope in the paper or magazine? You (innocently) put a curse on you, your children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Again, these must be broken in THE NAME OF JESUS after repentance and renouncing.

Breaking curses and casting out demons is the answer to your problems.
The word salvation is listed in the bible 163 times. The Greek definition for this word lists names such as: health, healing, prosperity, etc. However, in every definition the word deliver or DELIVERANCE is used.

JESUS IS THE DELIVERER

[Uncle Fester]

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I usually just punch them in the face, and yell "That was from baby Jesus, you worthless little freak! He hates you, and I hate you too!"

It's really all these wiccers deserve. Praise sweet baby Jesus!

oh the violence is sublime you wanna come sleep with me but please have that same voracious attitude once you enter my sister and i

[VictoryOS]

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oh the violence is sublime you wanna come sleep with me but please have that same voracious attitude once you enter my sister and i

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I'm not even going to try to decipher it and rebuke you.

[hellsnymph]

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There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I'm not even going to try to decipher it and rebuke you.

OH SHUT UP YOU HAGGARD OLD COW

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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OH SHUT UP YOU HAGGARD OLD COW

What the hell is wrong with you? That's a very rude and disrespectful way to speak to Sister VictoryOS.

Are you one of those emo kids that need straightening out?

[hellsnymph]

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What the hell is wrong with you? That's a very rude and disrespectful way to speak to Sister VictoryOS.

Are you one of those emo kids that need straightening out?

no i am Morticia sister of Morgaine.

we were both sentenced to quarantine remember

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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no i am Morticia sister of Morgaine.

we were both sentenced to quarantine remember

I see that you got your Godly reward.

Burn in Hell wench!

[JennyD]

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What in the world is a Hell Snymph, anyway? A particularly evil Smurf?

[caspar]

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Let me ask you all something. What has a Goth or Emo kid ever done to you? NOTHING! I am a goth yet i believe Jesus will comeback and take those who believe in him up to heaven where they will sit on the right hand of God. I know you are probably thinking like 'Oh my Goodness a Goth knowing who Jesus Christ is!'. Of course i know who he is. I am growing up in a christian home, going to church and i go to a christian school. I know that if i treat others with kindness and believe and obey God's word that i will go to heaven when Jesus comes back.
God loves everyone no matter what. He doesn't hate the person he hates the sin and does not want to see them go to hell. Yes there are some goths who do worship satan etc.. but there are such people who are goths and worship Jesus Christ. For Example: http://www.gothicchristianity.com/05gathering.html

http://www.christiangoth.com/

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Don't you dark, dank, melancholy, black hair-dyed, black fingernail polish wearing, Mime make-up wearing, self mutilating, boring, witless, hapless, blithering gothtards ever do ANYTHING but whine and complain?

Sheesh go burn yourselves with cigarettes already and leave us nice True Christians™ alone.