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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    Why do you love the devil?

    If'n you're on this list you need to stop piffling around and start believing in Jesus!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: Why do you love the devil?

      Before anyone else brings it up, there's a huge difference between a wife beater (abuser) and True Christian(tm) correction.
      Drama queen

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Why do you love the devil?

          That sign maker sure does love the possessives.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Paragon of virtue
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2013
              • 547
              #4
              Re: Why do you love the devil?

              I know nigra's, clopper's and brony's have got to be on that list somewhere.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14364
                  #5
                  Re: Why do you love the devil?

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Before anyone else brings it up, there's a huge difference between a wife beater (abuser) and True Christian™ correction.
                  Proverbs 3:12 For whom the LORD loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
                  How does this concern wives?

                  Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                  Does this involve injury?

                  Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
                  KJV . look up . context

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                    • Dutch Girl
                      Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 283
                      #6
                      Re: Why do you love the devil?

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Why do you love the devil?
                      Oh, you silly eternal virgin. They don't believe in the devil, just like they don't believe in God. You are ruining all the fun you could have in your life by pleasing a sadistic egomaniac (a.k.a God) who doesn't even exist. In the meantime I am living a fun and fulfilling life.


                      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                      - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: Why do you love the devil?

                          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                          In the meantime I am living a fun and fulfilling life.
                          No you are not.

                          Without God in your life you are a hollow, listless slut.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • turdbear
                              Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 76
                              #8
                              Re: Why do you love the devil?

                              Is this a picture or something?

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                                • Felicity
                                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 4834
                                  #9
                                  Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                  Originally posted by teddybear View Post
                                  Is this a picture or something?
                                  You should pray to Jesus and ask Him to open your eyes!
                                  I Jesus!

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                                    • turdbear
                                      Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
                                      • Jan 2013
                                      • 76
                                      #10
                                      Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                      Oh boy. How did I know i would get a reply like that rather than a description of the picture?

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                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2010
                                          • 14364
                                          #11
                                          Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                          Originally posted by teddybear View Post
                                          Oh boy. How did I know i would get a reply like that rather than a description of the picture?
                                          It's a picture of a sign

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                                            • turdbear
                                              Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
                                              • Jan 2013
                                              • 76
                                              #12
                                              Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                              Thanks for the description.

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                                                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                                  Always kind and loving
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2011
                                                  • 1838
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  That sign maker sure does love the possessives.
                                                  He does indeed, but his mind is probably too much on Jesus to care for secular linguistic concerns or those of normal social conformity.

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                                                    • Godfly
                                                      Descended from Rapes
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 1552
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                      Before anyone else brings it up, there's a huge difference between a wife beater (abuser) and True Christian™ correction.
                                                      I think "wife beating" is a street term for masterbating. As in "I'm going to go home, worship Satan, do a little cocain, pop in a porno movie like American Beauty, and beat the wife until I kill all my sperm babies."
                                                      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                                        • BelieverInGod
                                                          Fourm Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Feb 2010
                                                          • 9269
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Why do you love the devil?

                                                          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                                                          I think "wife beating" is a street term for masterbating. As in "I'm going to go home, worship Satan, do a little cocain, pop in a porno movie like American Beauty, and beat the wife until I kill all my sperm babies."
                                                          Ah, I can't keep up with slang.
                                                          Drama queen

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