tooth fairy?

[soupblah]

i recently broke my finger so im gonna make this short because it is a slow process to type right now

what are you views on the tooth fairy story that parents tell their children

and if you have children of your own do you tell them of the tooth fairy?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: tooth fairy?

i recently broke my finger so im gonna make this short because it is a slow process to type right now

what are you views on the tooth fairy story that parents tell their children

and if you have children of your own do you tell them of the tooth fairy?

Please do not insult the intelligence of True Christians™ who habituate this Godly forum. Unless you can show us a Biblical citation that mentions fairies of some kind, then what you are talking about in pure myth. Only the Bible is true, not homeristic fables.

How did Jesus break your finger?

[soupblah]

Re: tooth fairy?

Please do not insult the intelligence of True Christians™ who habituate this Godly forum. Unless you can show us a Biblical citation that mentions fairies of some kind, then what you are talking about in pure myth. Only the Bible is true, not homeristic fables.

How did Jesus break your finger?

it was not my intention to insult anyone in this forum and if you took it that way I apologize

i was not stating that faries exist I was merely asking what peoples opinions on the tooth fairy story that many children are told by their parents

and I broke my finger snowboarding

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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We wouldn't THINK of lyng to our children by telling them of some fairy prancing around and reaching under their pillows. It's disgusting! Whenever my daughter got a loose tooth I made her stand up straight and punch herself in the mouth until the tooth fell out. I told her that's what her future husband would do if she ever backsassed him. It gave her character and taught her respect for men, just as the Bible describes.

[not_satan]

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so you would encourage the husband of your daughter to beat the shit out of her if she were to say...speak her mind....or prove him wrong or some unthinkable unforgivable act like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Talitha]

Re: tooth fairy?

so you would encourage the husband of your daughter to beat the shit out of her if she were to say...speak her mind....or prove him wrong or some unthinkable unforgivable act like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Listen to what the good Pastor is telling you.
No encouragement would be needed you silly thing! Any True Christian™ Woman expects her husband to chastise her, and any Good True Christian™ Man would be doing his duty in this way.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[not_satan]

Re: tooth fairy?

And how long ago was Genesis 3:16 written?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: tooth fairy?

And how long ago was Genesis 3:16 written?

The CORRECT version was written in 1611.

[Jesus is Lord]

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And how long ago was Genesis 3:16 written?

395 years ago, when God dictated the Holy KJV1611 Bible to King James' scripes.

[not_satan]

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and how can you prove to me

right now....through this forum...

that it is truly the correct version........

and also wouldn't the original be the correct version??

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: tooth fairy?

and how can you prove to me

right now....through this forum...

that it is truly the correct version........

and also wouldn't the original be the correct version??

Can you prove it is not?
You come here to Jesus own forum and make accusations that God Himself is a liar, and isn't telling the truth about His holy word!
You prove YOUR wicked allegations instead.

[SUV]

Re: tooth fairy?

(With a Name like that - he must be Godly! )

Still and all, Sirs, what is this now about the "tooth fairy"? Have Homer!sexies gotten heavily into things of a 'dental' nature?

If so, this is not a fit subject for our Children to be hearing about! Really!

if you have children of your own do you tell them of the tooth fairy?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: tooth fairy?

and how can you prove to me

right now....through this forum...

that it is truly the correct version........

and also wouldn't the original be the correct version??

Simplest thing in the world. I can just tell you so. But just in case you are a doubter, I can also provide a statement of belief.

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[Deaner]

Re: tooth fairy?

so you would encourage the husband of your daughter to beat the shit out of her if she were to say...speak her mind....or prove him wrong or some unthinkable unforgivable act like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Christ haters like you disgust me. Why do you take everything we say out of context?

I've re-read Pastor Pistle's post and I can't find where he said it's ok to beat the sh*t out of your wife. Could you point it out please? He said a punch in the mouth, not a beating. There's a big difference.

Dean

[not_satan]

Re: tooth fairy?

Can you prove it is not?
You come here to Jesus own forum and make accusations that God Himself is a liar, and isn't telling the truth about His holy word!
You prove YOUR wicked allegations instead.

I never once said that god is a liar. I merely raised the question of how is the version of the bible that was released 300 some odd years truly the correct one.

Also what changes were made to it that made it the correct one