[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Racism

That will be fine, sister Mary.

By the way, you aren't afraid of bears, are you?

Only the Sodomite variety, sir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Racism

Of course! How addle-headed of me! But you do want me to come to the back door as usual because it's closer to your den where you will be writing your sermon, correct?

That will be fine, sister Mary.

By the way, you aren't afraid of bears, are you?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Racism

Ix-nay on the ells-bay. I don't want the servants to get curious.

Of course! How addle-headed of me! But you do want me to come to the back door as usual because it's closer to your den where you will be writing your sermon, correct?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Racism

I will be there with bells on!

Ix-nay on the ells-bay. I don't want the servants to get curious.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Racism

Come around the estate tonight after suppertime and we'll work things out. I may offer you some cider. Sister Thumper loves a large Dickens Cider. I'm sure you will as well.

I will be there with bells on!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Racism

Thank you, Pastor. Sometimes all this thinking gives me a headache. Oh, and thank you for reminding me about finding a True Christian™ husband. My ad has received many replies, and I need to make an appointment with you to go over them to find my best match.

Come around the estate tonight after suppertime and we'll work things out. I may offer you some cider. Sister Thumper loves a large Dickens Cider. I'm sure you will as well.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Racism

Sister, queers can't procreate. Someday, once you are properly married off to a Godly True Christian™ Man, he'll explain how these things work. Don't worry your pretty head about it.

Thank you, Pastor. Sometimes all this thinking gives me a headache. Oh, and thank you for reminding me about finding a True Christian™ husband. My ad has received many replies, and I need to make an appointment with you to go over them to find my best match.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Racism

On behalf of the rest of the world, thank you for not forcing your unSaved tard offspring on us.

Sister, queers can't procreate. Someday, once you are properly married off to a Godly True Christian™ Man, he'll explain how these things work. Don't worry your pretty head about it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Racism

But I will make no babies.
No baby making ever.

On behalf of the rest of the world, thank you for not forcing your unSaved tard offspring on us.

[unlikecasey]

Re: Racism

Read the verse in context:
1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

God clearly states that females are inferior, but can be saved in childbearing. However, no-one wants to impregnate tards, so there is no hope for you.

Oh, that's too bad.
You're all too busy impregnating other bible thumpers.
But thats ok.
I'd really perfer not when I can do it myself.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Racism

I'm not worrying about it too much..




She? What the hell?
She does bear babies. But he makes babies too.
Besides, making babies won't save a soul in the long run if you have to be "saved" like that.

Read the verse in context:
1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

God clearly states that females are inferior, but can be saved in childbearing. However, no-one wants to impregnate tards, so there is no hope for you.

[unlikecasey]

Re: Racism

You're still a failure as a human being and are doomed to eternal torment in Hell.

I'm not worrying about it too much..

1 timothy 2:15:
15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

She? What the hell?
She does bear babies. But he makes babies too.
Besides, making babies won't save a soul in the long run if you have to be "saved" like that.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Racism

No, I'm not. =D I'm a contrubiting member of society!
And babies don't make me sucess to society.
=/

You're still a failure as a human being and are doomed to eternal torment in Hell.

1 timothy 2:15:
15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[unlikecasey]

Re: Racism

What's working? Is someone having you put down?

Perhaps. If thats what it takes.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Racism

YES INDEED!
It's working I tell you....
=DDDD

What's working? Is someone having you put down?