Kind of a touchy subject

[Faith_Machine]

I was recently visiting the plantation of another member of this church, and availed myself, as I always do, of a wonderful foot massage by one of his negresses.

Well, I hate to say this, but I did fall asleep during the massage, and I am concerned that the girl may have taken certain liberties. To wit, my shirt was no longer tucked in to my trousers when I awakened. What's more, I'm pretty sure my billfold was a little lighter the next time I had occasion to whip it out.

I'm just sick about the whole matter, and I would feel terrible if I said anything that embarrassed dear Mr Hut- er, um, my friend.

Should I just let sleeping dogs lie?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Kind of a touchy subject

I was recently visiting the plantation of another member of this church, and availed myself, as I always do, of a wonderful foot massage by one of his negresses.

Well, I hate to say this, but I did fall asleep during the massage, and I am concerned that the girl may have taken certain liberties. To wit, my shirt was no longer tucked in to my trousers when I awakened. What's more, I'm pretty sure my billfold was a little lighter the next time I had occasion to whip it out.

I'm just sick about the whole matter, and I would feel terrible if I said anything that embarrassed dear Mr Hut- er, um, my friend.

Should I just let sleeping dogs lie?

It's better to wake them up first.