[MaximumChrist]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

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[Godfly]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

There is only one type of AIDS, it comes from the HIV virus.

This virus has its origins in Africa when a virus that existed inside a species of monkey was injected into a human via a bite and it mutated so that it could infect human blood cells. When HIV gets into the blood, the viruses inject their DNA into your white blood cells (defends the body from foreign objects) and the viral DNA lies dormant, this is called being HIV positive and can be confirmed with tests. It can sometimes lie dormant for years before it becomes active again (we do not know what triggers this yet). The cell reads virus DNA and constructs structures that now resemble virus parts. Eventually, the cell assembles viruses inside itself (sometimes hundreds), then these viruses bursts forth out of the cell, killing the cell in the process. These new viruses infect other blood cells and the cycle continues (this is full blown AIDS). This slowly wears down the immune system and eventually, the body is unable to fight off simple diseases like the cold. The body in its weakened state is then killed off by some other disease.

Fortunately, this is a very fragile virus. Any exposure to air kills it immediately. The virus requires direct fluid transfer in order to infect someone else.

Then why is black aids so different from gay aids? Why do gays die from aids while blacks just retire from basketball? And why do you always shout AIDS? You don't have to yell it, just say aids.

[Visenya Targaryn]

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Today seemed like a normal day, I was doing my usual job at the TSA preventing terrorism and such, and that's when I saw it. Two perverted, scantily dressed, repulsive gay men kissing right in our airport! The way I see it, that's incident exposure, assault on our children, and terrorism against the soul of America all wrapped up until one. They're disgusting perversion is just as dangerous as any bomb.

That's when I knew I had to act quickly, so I punched them in the face in order to shield the eyes of the poor children and prevent further emotional scarring. Though in my haste, I forgot to slip on my gloves. I miscalculated exactly how weak these homosexual folk are. So when I punched them they got a concussion or something, I'm not entirely sure but I didn't really check into that further because of a more pressing matter.

Their weak pansy skin tore faster than their boxer shorts after seeing another man's tallywacker in the restroom, resulting in sick, repugnant, vile AIDS blood splattering all over my hands and arms!! I tried frantically washing it off but it may be too late!

I would normally go to my faith healer about these sorts of issues but I just found out the one I regularly go to was recently arrested by liberal thugs for allegedly "scamming" ! What do I do!? Please pray for me.

You should not worry. AIDS or Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a condition caused by a very fragile virus. the virus itself is called HIV and will die upon exposure to the air. Unless the arm the blood spattered on had an open wound on it, you should be safe, this is of course contingent on if those two people actually had AIDS in the first place, something I would put at about a 1% chance. In the future, try not to punch people, if you have not lost your job already, you could lose it in the future by doing that to random people.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

by doing that to random people.

They were not random, were they.

[Des]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

You should not worry. AIDS or Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a condition caused by a very fragile virus. the virus itself is called HIV and will die upon exposure to the air. Unless the arm the blood spattered on had an open wound on it, you should be safe, this is of course contingent on if those two people actually had AIDS in the first place, something I would put at about a 1% chance. In the future, try not to punch people, if you have not lost your job already, you could lose it in the future by doing that to random people.

I prefer to wear riot gear when I punch someone. Since I'm not black, I'll die if I catch Aqueer Is Deviant Syndrome.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

You should not worry. AIDS or Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a condition caused by a very fragile virus. the virus itself is called HIV and will die upon exposure to the air. Unless the arm the blood spattered on had an open wound on it, you should be safe, this is of course contingent on if those two people actually had AIDS in the first place, something I would put at about a 1% chance. In the future, try not to punch people, if you have not lost your job already, you could lose it in the future by doing that to random people.

If that is true how is it possible to catch the AIDS from a toilet seat?

YIC

[Visenya Targaryn]

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If that is true how is it possible to catch the AIDS from a toilet seat?

YIC

Its true that blood is not the only liquid that can transfer AIDS, but it cannot be transferred through a toilet seat. The virus, like I said, is very fragile. It can survive in liquid longer than air but it will die in stagnat liquid over time. Even if it didn't, the liquid on the seat would have to go inside you in order to transfer the virus.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

Its true that blood is not the only liquid that can transfer AIDS, but it cannot be transferred through a toilet seat. The virus, like I said, is very fragile. It can survive in liquid longer than air but it will die in stagnat liquid over time. Even if it didn't, the liquid on the seat would have to go inside you in order to transfer the virus.

It sounds to me like you will say anything to defend anal. Why are you so obsessed with sexual violence against the anus?

God forbids sodomy in all its forms. That means inserting anything into your butt or face in a prurient fashion is OFF LIMITS. We as a Christian community will not tolerate your flagrant endorsement of rectal savagery and violent, homosexual crimes against children. Change the subject immediately or prepare to receive moderation.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Its true that blood is not the only liquid that can transfer AIDS, but it cannot be transferred through a toilet seat. The virus, like I said, is very fragile. It can survive in liquid longer than air but it will die in stagnat liquid over time. Even if it didn't, the liquid on the seat would have to go inside you in order to transfer the virus.

So what you are saying is that if a pervert covered a toilet seat in his diseased urinal fluids as some kind of sick prank and a normal person with an anal fistual slips in the urinal fluid and sits down heavily on the toilet seat with the urinal fluid on it he won't risk getting the AIDS?

Seriously? Wow.

YIC

[Visenya Targaryn]

Re: Help! I may have AIDS!!!

It sounds to me like you will say anything to defend anal. Why are you so obsessed with sexual violence against the anus?

And this further supports that people on this site will take anything you say and exaggerate it so much that it sounds weird. I was merely stating a conclusion that was determined through several years of study of the disease. I said nothing about anal anything. Read carefully, and keep track of how many times anyone says anal or what they say in contingence to it so you can avoid doing this again.

So what you are saying is that if a pervert covered a toilet seat in his diseased urinal fluids as some kind of sick prank and a normal person with an anal fistual slips in the urinal fluid and sits down heavily on the toilet seat with the urinal fluid on it he won't risk getting the AIDS?

Seriously? Wow.

I did not specifically say that but your statement is true. The victim of the prank is likely to catch other things equal in or possibly greater lethalness with AIDS but they will not catch the HIV virus. Like I said, the HIV virus can only be caught through fluid exchange.

[Nobar King]

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This is the reason that they have those wax paper toilet seat protectors, to separate people like you from people like me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I was merely stating a conclusion that was determined through several years of study of the disease.

I noticed you avoided the actual question. Perhaps you don't know why you are so obsessed. In any case, Jesus can help with that. Won't you call on Him?

[Prayer Warrior]

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I just wanted to thank all of you for how incredibly helpful you have been. I settled on the case for a relatively small amount, but just the fact that I had to pay anything to these perverted scammers after everything they put me through makes me sick. Knowing all these liberal judges it is very likely I would have been forced to pay a lot more had this gone to court.

I do have some good news that came out of all of this. I don't want what happened to me to happen to anyone else, which is why thanks to my connections with the NSA and some funds I saved up I was able to create software to help locate these disgusting perverts.

Bill Park is the name of one of the people who sexually assaulted my eyes at the airport, almost got me infected with AIDS, and then robbed me through liberal judges. I'm sure he (along with his buddy in the background) won't mind contributing to the solution by being featured on my new AIDS Mapper software

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1012342