Need help with a possesed nephew

[Bosil50]

Hello!

I'll just get straight to the point. My 20 year old nephew suddenly decided to become gay. What can I do? His parents are completely jihadized, or communistic who believe being gay is something natural and even encourages him, so there's been no point at all in talking to them.

I was at their house some days ago to fix some electrical connections, but I took the time to look around a little and I found a box of condoms in his room. I burned it immediately, was that the right thing to do?

The worst part though, is that he doesn't even know it's wrong and is always going to bars to do things with other communist gay men, and it's tearing my heart in two.

How can I fix my nephew and lead him through the right path? Will he become a moslem or atheist? Is there any possibility that he'll become a murderer or so?

I'm really worried, I'd appreciate all possible help!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

Hello!

I'll just get straight to the point. My 20 year old nephew suddenly decided to become gay. What can I do? His parents are completely jihadized, or communistic who believe being gay is something natural and even encourages him, so there's been no point at all in talking to them.

Hi, Bosil50.

Your predicament is rather common, but the situation you describe your nephew in is odd; if he has been Jihad-ized, then homerism will be what gets a nice fat (and much deserved) death sentence since (to their credit) they don't allow gayism whatsoever (generally, although no one ever really knows for sure with the darkies because their low impulses cause shifty behavior).

If he is a communist, however, then moral laxity will easily justify such behavior and much more. He must then be reported to the FBI. From there, the Department of Faith will take over and, if Obama or his cohorts don't get in the way, he will be put him on a watch-list, pending further action. Our society and its laws limit what we can do, but the Christian Right has a lot of reach way high up to legislate God's morality to a great degree as it should be.

I was at their house some days ago to fix some electrical connections, but I took the time to look around a little and I found a box of condoms in his room. I burned it immediately, was that the right thing to do?

No problem there, but you need to be less passive about this matter....

The worst part though, is that he doesn't even know it's wrong and is always going to bars to do things with other communist gay men, and it's tearing my heart in two.

Like I said, don't be passive. Go to him about this problem and it could be that he receives The Message™ and repents...

Matthew 18:15-17: 15Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother. 16But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established. 17And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.

So all hope is not let lost yet. Inquire as to why he hates Jesus so much and has chosen to pleasure himself and strange men over the Lord. And this will allow you to determine the true nature of why and how he has rebelled against his Creator.

How can I fix my nephew and lead him through the right path? Will he become a moslem or atheist? Is there any possibility that he'll become a murderer or so?

I'm really worried, I'd appreciate all possible help!

It is very possible that without intervention he will become an immediate danger to society. I see mass graves in this nation's future if you do not take action ASAP.

Good luck and our prayers are with you.

Pastor Ed

[WWJDnow]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

I'll just get straight to the point. My 20 year old nephew suddenly decided to become gay. What can I do?

Hopefully we can help you find a solution short of stoning him to death.

I took the time to look around a little and I found a box of condoms in his room. I burned it immediately, was that the right thing to do?

Of course. Better to burn a box of the Devil's instruments than for your nephew to burn for eternity. You may have just saved his afterlife.

How can I fix my nephew and lead him through the right path?

Beatings are one good answer.

Will he become a moslem or atheist?

Or, even worse, a Jew!

Is there any possibility that he'll become a murderer or so?

All Jews are murderers, because they murdered Christ.

[Bosil50]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

Thank you for your kind support, God bless you.

I will try to speak to him today after work, and see if I can at least beat sense into him. I've heard about brothers in my former church who would hit their wives with KJB's when they behaved as men (with greater social status and whatnot), would this help my nephew? Or should I resort to using the old beating stick my father used on me?

And how can I be less passive other than simply confronting him and preaching the word of God? I've been thinking on sending him to reformation camp, if I can find any, or at least lock him down somewhere until he listens to the true voice of the Lord.

I really don't want to go to the last solution, which would be stoning him to death, firstly because it's my nephew and I really look up to the boy. He could be such a good servant of God. Second, I've already used most of the stones I had reserved for stoning on my neighbors possessed cat last week.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

Hello!

I'll just get straight to the point. My 20 year old nephew suddenly decided to become gay. What can I do? His parents are completely jihadized, or communistic who believe being gay is something natural and even encourages him, so there's been no point at all in talking to them.

I was at their house some days ago to fix some electrical connections, but I took the time to look around a little and I found a box of condoms in his room. I burned it immediately, was that the right thing to do?

The worst part though, is that he doesn't even know it's wrong and is always going to bars to do things with other communist gay men, and it's tearing my heart in two.

How can I fix my nephew and lead him through the right path? Will he become a moslem or atheist? Is there any possibility that he'll become a murderer or so?

I'm really worried, I'd appreciate all possible help!

I know how you feel, friend. I too have a vibrant, eager young nephew and I see him playing with his chums in the hot sun, having to take of their shirt in the heat with glistening trickles of sweat dripping with their supply young bodies and all I can think about is them choosing the gayway, the wrong way and gently touching each others parts until they go off.



YIC

[Des]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

I've heard about brothers in my former church who would hit their wives with KJB's when they behaved as men (with greater social status and whatnot), would this help my nephew? Or should I resort to using the old beating stick my father used on me?

This age old practice is commonly known as Bible thumping. It works by the process of osmosis, transmitting the Spirit and the Word to an area of lesser concentration. You can tell its a holy miracle, as it leaves no bruises. You can even press the King James Bible against their face and punch it and miraculously there will be no bruise. I have found though that the recipient must be receptive to the Word of he Lord in order for it to work. Its ineffective upon a hardened heart. Those cases demand the heart be tenderized first, hence the beating or whuppin' stick.

[Andy Formen]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

Thank you for your kind support, God bless you.

I will try to speak to him today after work, and see if I can at least beat sense into him. I've heard about brothers in my former church who would hit their wives with KJB's when they behaved as men (with greater social status and whatnot).

Ah yes, the age old practice of beating someone with a KJV Bible, something I find works quite well (I had to use it on my wife multiple times when we were first married), I do suggest doing that. Another good strategy is to try to get through his head all the terrible illnesses God has made to strike the gays for their behavior.

You might also want to tell him that while God has plenty of room in his glorious kingdom, he does not have room for the queers.

I have also found some verses for you to read to him while delivering the beating:

Leviticus 18:22
"Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin."

1 Corinthians 6:9-11
Don't you realize that those who do wrong will not inherit the Kingdom of God? Don't fool yourselves. Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people-none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God. Some of you were once like that. But you were cleansed; you were made holy; you were made right with God by calling on the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.

And last but not least, if nothing stated above works, consult this verse:

Leviticus 20:13
"If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense.

You will be in my prayers!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Need help with a possesed nephew

Ah yes, the age old practice of beating someone with a KJV Bible, something I find works quite well...

So you use the KJV to beat someone with, yet quote the New Living misTranslation to justify the action?

...I have also found some verses for you to read to him while delivering the beating: non-KJV potential heresy removed...

Maybe you should spend some time in this thread:

Seven Easy Ways To Tell The True Bible From the False Ones http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10335