help?

[Freeman]

hi all,

i hit a retard the other day because he asked me for a kiss. i believe he was after gay sex so i hit him in the face. will this anger god and banish me to hell?

praise upon the baby jesus

[Nobar King]

Re: help?

Stop hitting yourself in the face!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: help?

hi all,

i hit a retard the other day because he asked me for a kiss. i believe he was after gay sex so i hit him in the face. will this anger god and banish me to hell?

praise upon the baby jesus

Are yooooou a true Christian, young man? You're off to a good start praising BABY JESUS!

But do you ...

spit in faces of heathen scum?
hate your parents?
slap a homer upside the head?
rebuke the ungodly?
evangelize on street corners?
believe on the KJV1611 only?
suffer witches not to live?
know how to use punctuation?
tithe to Landover Church?

and ....

REPENT! FOR THE END TIMES ARE AT HAND!

... if so, then maybe JESUS will let it slide! But then again, maybe not, free boy!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: help?

spit in faces of heathen scum?

He punched a retard. Does that not count?

Seriously tho', while I would never condone violence in any way, retards aren't really people anyways, and this one was a homer! I'm sure if he asked for God's forgiveness, he would be granted it.

But my advice would be do not succumb to violence ever again, even if it is towards a qweer retarded! These dummies touch themselves in public, and drool all over the place.

You never know what you might catch even touching one of these creatures! Yuck!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: help?

He punched a retard. Does that not count?

But of course, Brother P! I do believe he already slapped a homer upside the head as well! (Jesus forgive noddy! LOL)