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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

    I always suspected this. There are WAY too many homers in the world. It wasn't like this before. When I was young, you barely knew one or two. Of those two, one was just pretending to spit in the face of The Baby Jesus.

    Today the world is awash with them. You can't swing a dead cat without some effete voice going "mind your pussy darling!".

    And now we know why: scientists are training people to adopt the gay deathstyle, and very soon they will actually use 3D printers to create gays.

    Don't believe me? Look at this picture:

    Click image for larger version Name: homer_training.jpg Views: 1 Size: 32.4 KB ID: 1929139

    This picture was taken by the DOF and sent to LBC for further analysis. We think that this "controller" will soon replace the "Wii" as the most popular one.

    These are end times my friends.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

      Oh my stars! That is terrifying!



      Of course, they're already moving into the Mass Homo Education phase in Japan, a country that has only three Christian churches to teach the entire population decent morals. They start by sniffing the open bums of women, complete with photos of their faces. The next step is to sniff the bums of men volunteers with women's pictures. Eventually they will put pictures of men up over the bums, as well as boys, and farm animals. The Common Core (a socialist education policy) has this same tactic prepared for elementary and middle school children starting in California soon.





      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274
          #3
          Re: Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

          What in the name of our precious LORD JESUS is the object of that game? Are they trying to find a prize?
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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

              There is a fellow in Vegas famous for his prestidigitation. I'd hate to imagine where his hands have been!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449
                  #5
                  Re: Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

                  Sweet Lord! Are they, erm, blowing into them?

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  What in the name of our precious LORD JESUS is the object of that game? Are they trying to find a prize?
                  I think they practice with Skittles, but I'm not entirely sure.

                  Indeed Brother Hutchins, it's perhaps sometimes better not to wonder. I need a good couple of KJV verses after replying to this thread.

                  (and perhaps a small whisky...)
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Jack Rankan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 144
                      #6
                      Re: Scientists creating more gays! Picture proof!

                      How can this travesty be allowed to be?

                      They should be stoned, I say. STONED!!!
                      1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                      Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                      Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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