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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313
    #1

    My son, Oh Lord HELP!

    Help!
    My son has adopted a slice of women's apparel (two cz earrings).
    He seems to think that looking like negroid football and track stars, will somehow make him faster. He is also shaving his legs and arms (for taping) and weightlifting. I'm ashamed to walk into church or even the mall with this queer looking "fella"......my own SON.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

      Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
      Help!
      My son has adopted a slice of women's apparel (two cz earrings).
      He seems to think that looking like negroid football and track stars, will somehow make him faster. He is also shaving his legs and arms (for taping) and weightlifting. I'm ashamed to walk into church or even the mall with this queer looking "fella"......my own SON.
      Follow the Holy Word of God, Brother. Give him the beating of his life. Beat your boy hard and often. Don't worry about hurting him. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill him. And even if he does die, he'll be better off. He'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of him.

      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • ExGay Alex
          Helping boys become upright model citizens
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 1295
          #3
          Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

          My Christian heart goes out to your athletic, weightlifter son and I am saddened that I am so far away in Moscow and cannot lay on hands and minister to him personally. I would willingly to cast out the demons of his feminine behavior. I pray in the name of Jesus that he will choose to abandon his sissified ways and adopt a Christian set of behavioral standards.
          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274
              #4
              Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

              I can just imagine this sissyboy, shaving his lean, muscular body, and slipping his sweaty body into one of those unholy jockstraps. It's disgusting! I will pray for his ways to change!
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              - Proverbs 15:3

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                • friendofdorothy
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 9
                  #5
                  Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                  Lady your son is your son. love him know matter what

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324
                      #6
                      Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                      Czech earings? This is serious.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • christain-goth
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 102
                          #7
                          Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Follow the Holy Word of God, Brother. Give him the beating of his life. Beat your boy hard and often. Don't worry about hurting him. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill him. And even if he does die, he'll be better off. He'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of him.

                          Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
                          Omg that's horrible.....you really encourage people to beat their own children? He's obviously taking up track or some sport the requires running. Which requires you to have a less hair as possible on your body so you can run faster.

                          and JawOfAnAss, if you do beat him and he can proof it to people, you could be arrested for child abuse.

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                            • Jean Poole
                              Mother of 20
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 384
                              #8
                              Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                              "Christain" " Goth", Godly people know to beat their children regularly. I am beating mine as I type! Praise!

                              " Lady your son is your son. love him know matter what "

                              What kind of Bible do you have?! One of those fake LIEberal kinds, no doubt.

                              "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                                  Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
                                  Omg that's horrible.....you really encourage people to beat their own children? He's obviously taking up track or some sport the requires running. Which requires you to have a less hair as possible on your body so you can run faster.
                                  God directs people to beat their children as required. Do you think we should ignore God?

                                  Why are you saying it's "obvious" that this young would-be homer is shaving himself for a sport? Don't you think Jaw would mention such a thing?
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                    • Michael's Hand
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Sep 2008
                                      • 25
                                      #10
                                      Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                                      Discipline is everything. Beating our children is an act of love, so that they see the error of their ways. We are responsible ,not hateful and violent

                                      "Blessed is the man whom God corrects so do not despise the discipline of the Almighty." Job 5:17

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                                        • Bob4God
                                          Moderator
                                          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                          Hands folded for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 5274
                                          #11
                                          Re: My son, Oh Lord HELP!

                                          I remember helping my Godly father work on the family station wagon when I was about seven years old.

                                          Apparently, I was touching myself 'down there,' and being the good Christian father he was, he immediately reached for a nearby monkey wrench and whacked me in the shoulder with it. It caused a minor fracture, but every time my arm aches, I remember good old dad and the lessons he taught me growing up.
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                                          The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                                          - Proverbs 15:3

                                          CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                                          CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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