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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #1

    Scienticians and Edumacation

    I see that JonFish attended LBU for his edumacation, and while I do wish I could do the same, my life circumstances make it virtually impossible at present. I was led to Salem to engage in business ventures at a very young age, and now feel there is nobody I can truly trust to operate my many businesses while attending school in Freehold. Not even Rosa.

    Will LBU be offering any edumacation online? At least some Christian Scientifical survey courses?
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Scienticians and Edumacation

    To the best of my knowledge, LBU will not be offering distance-learning in the foreseeable future. This is due to the lack of absolute control supervision in the outside world, and the mind of any student is fragile. Only when within our compound campus can we ensure that the filth of the world doesn't clutter up a mind that is otherwise set on Jesus! Of course pastors have the final say on this matter, but to the best of my knowledge this is the current situation. Remember, however, that through faith, prayer and, above all, faithful tithing, anything is possible!
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    • Poetic Peter
      Christian Poet Emeritus
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1696

      #3
      Re: Scienticians and Edumacation

      I still think that a minor curricula of basic schoolings could be a boon for Landover. Even if these were free.

      Perhaps some basic multiple choice questions?
      Think up a few samples to pose here, people?


      IF the Bible says a, b, f, g, H, then what comes after b?
      Choose only one:

      a) c+
      b) d
      f) g
      h) ell

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Scienticians and Edumacation

        There are countless verbatim copies of the KJV1611 online. We do have some Landover University textbooks, but one unsaved trash cannot view them.

        Earnest prayers to JESUS and serious rebuking of goths and other FALSE CHRISTIANS sometimes helps. Asking Pastor Eno and Pastor Ezekiel for guidance is sometimes effective, but we have to see your REPUBLICAN party membership card and complete a Department of Faith investigation.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Scienticians and Edumacation

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          There are countless verbatim copies of the KJV1611 online. We do have some Landover University textbooks, but one unsaved trash cannot view them.

          Earnest prayers to JESUS and serious rebuking of goths and other FALSE CHRISTIANS sometimes helps. Asking Pastor Eno and Pastor Ezekiel for guidance is sometimes effective, but we have to see your REPUBLICAN party membership card and complete a Department of Faith investigation.
          ...Not to mention the rather substantial tuition involved. Reasonable (lifetime) loans are available.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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