[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

^-^

You people are funny. You get so worked up about protecting your beliefs, and here I am, just relaxing, and laughing my head off.

I like you people and the funn things you do.

And there is Satan, just relaxing, and laughing his head off, waiting for the day when you will dance upon his tallywhacker before being raped in each and every hole that he can find, and more!

The things we do are serious to the max -- our business is Jesus' business, so we work to ensure that homers like you cannot stand in His (our) way.

[XUnsurexX]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

^-^

You people are funny. You get so worked up about protecting your beliefs, and here I am, just relaxing, and laughing my head off.

I like you people and the funn things you do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

Bwahahaha. There now, see, that wasn't so hard was it? That's all you had to say in the first place!

Listen you shameless harlot this forum is for trying to help you save your soul, not fodder for your nonstop self abuse!!!!

Don't play innocent with me, you have more castration fantasies Rachael than a homer sadomasochist!!! Congratulations, you've earned yourself a bunch of shiny new warning points harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

Bwahahaha. There now, see, that wasn't so hard was it? That's all you had to say in the first place!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I still don't get it.

Jesus forgive me for saying the “t” word but bull testicles oh dense city girl. How do you make an ox? You castrate a bull. That statue of the "goddess" Artemise is covered with severed bull testicles, is that your goddess?

There, now you made me say the "t" word, did you get your little shameful thrill harlot????

[SUV]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

A bag to carry nickels in?
Quite possibly....


I still don't get it.

Me either. Especially the part about the nickel bag.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

Maybe it's the Great Gran'daddy of a Nickel Bag?

Whatever that might be.

A bag to carry nickels in?
Quite possibly....

It's the bit that separates the oxes from the bulls.

I still don't get it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I just know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly is a 'bull-daddy bag'?

It's the bit that separates the oxes from the bulls. Two parts of the bull's (achm) "three piece suite". Work with me here Rachael, I am trying to have an educated conversation, not titillate sinner's over taxed libidos.

[SUV]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I just know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly is a 'bull-daddy bag'?

Maybe it's the Great Gran'daddy of a Nickel Bag?

Whatever that might be.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I just know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly is a 'bull-daddy bag'?

[SUV]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I can only pray that one day, I will be able to move my ministry from secretive one-on-one confessions in back alleys outside bus stations

Whatever you do, don't try to infiltrate bus-stop Mens Rooms. The secular police already have them staked out!

One vile copper in particular, the notorious "Officer Mancuso," spends hour upon hour in these tiny stalls reading from a large book on philosophy, then harrassing Decent Christian Men after they come in to answer nature's call. Beware!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

It an't so friend.

Relaxed, in my position to struggle for Christ I need to know the ways of the great enemy so I can counteract his lies. Studying ancient sources to show the modern "pagan" how they are duped by Satan is just part of that. It is a sign of trust that the Landover tasks me with it. As Pastor Al has frequently told me he can think of no better Christian than me to infiltrate a nest of homers. He knows I will be all over those sinners and will unrelenting until I penetrated them to their deepest, darkest secrets. PRAISE!

I feel much better now, friend. Thank you for explaining.

I had no idea you were so gifted, to be strong enough in your faith to dive into dens of iniquity and wallowing in the filth, only to suck out the demons within the cross-dressing homers and drag them back to Jesus!

I can only pray that one day, I will be able to move my ministry from secretive one-on-one confessions in back alleys outside bus stations to the group conversions you must perform in these centers of depravity!

PRAISE!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Why do you unsaved trash automatically question whether God's favorite church is real, just because we follow the Holy Bible as it is, rather than as liberal feminazis think it should be? I'll have you know that Landover Baptist Church is every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ and the lake of fire into which He will drop-kick your heathenish soul for all eternity.

By the way, I see from your OP that either your or your friends at your fluffy-bunny, have-a-nice-day UU "church" (and no, I don't need to look it up) have already done extensive research in how to offend the Lord. Congratulations.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

Did Moonflower teach you such things, B-J?

Just what HAS she been doing about your kitchen, besides baking Baby Jesus? Is she preparing you for a life as a <gasp> FASHION CONSULTANT??

Typical Fashion Consultant.

Say it ain't so, B-J! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

It an't so friend.

Relaxed, in my position to struggle for Christ I need to know the ways of the great enemy so I can counteract his lies. Studying ancient sources to show the modern "pagan" how they are duped by Satan is just part of that. It is a sign of trust that the Landover tasks me with it. As Pastor Al has frequently told me he can think of no better Christian than me to infiltrate a nest of homers. He knows I will be all over those sinners and will unrelenting until I penetrated them to their deepest, darkest secrets. PRAISE!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

There are/were also types of Paganism that honored a Goddess.

Yeah, like the thuggee cult (look it up; it's the source of our word "thug"). There's a wonderful example of a life-affirming goddess cult for us to emulate.