Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

[XUnsurexX]

I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!

If it isn't 'real' ,who do you think you are conversing with? Of course we are real.

Short answer: You are not going to Heaven.

[XUnsurexX]

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I'm not going to Heaven...?
o.0 0.o
Wow. That's a big shock for me!
:p
You and your church think I'm not going to Heaven, but you could be wrong, or you could be right. I'll know when I die.

[Marshall]

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We are not wrong. You are going to Hell for almost everything you told us about yourself from the Lesbian clothing to the equal rights for women and the whole not Christian thing is a guaranteed ticket to Satans eternal blanket party.

[SUV]

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Oh my GOD, Pastor Al, you're wasting your Godly time with some "woman" asking you this?

Even I, a True Christian™ Lady, know that I am not going to Heaven - because I, at Birth, have committed the Sin of Eve!

(Psst! Pastor! It does get aggravating at times - got any Eggnog on you?)

If it isn't 'real' ,who do you think you are conversing with? Of course we are real.

Short answer: You are not going to Heaven.

[XUnsurexX]

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Lesbian clothing? I feel comfortable wearing men's clothing(regular clothing), and besides, clothing shouldn't really matter much in religion.
As for equal rights for woman, i belive strongly in that. Woman bring life into the world, yet your Bible says that women are as low as low can get. For the Christain thing, I really was thinking about become Christain, but if this Church is like all others, I'm thinking twice.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!

Xtianity is a horrible religion written by chauvinistic, asshole men who wanted to glorify themselves and their 'tallywhackers'. The people at landover baptist seem to, I've noticed, embody everything that shows how utterly horrid the religion is, and what's more they are proud of being extreme fundamentalists.
The bible is full of contradictions and is easily shown to be bulldonkey (for one, it claims the earth is flat, for two, it states the age of the earth at 6000 years when even the most basic dating techniques show humanity alone is far, far older, to say nothing of the dinosaurs) .

Good luck with whatever you believe, but religions like xtianity and the other abrahamic religions....well.....IMHO they embody everything that's wrong with the world. (Or 90% of it anyway)

[XUnsurexX]

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Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area.
At least I tried.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area. At least I tried.

Don't blame us because you don't like GOD'S LAWS!

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area.
At least I tried.

Yeah, you'll find churches tend to all be the same...it's all 'YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!' this, and 'THE WORLD IS FOLLOWING THE DEVIL!!' that. It makes one wonder what kind of people they'd have to be, to believe that EVERYONE is going to hell but them.
Even odder, all the different branches of xtianity all believe that the others branches are going to hell, when those other branches are 99% the same as they are!!

And being a feminist who believes in women's rights is a great thing, the world needs more.

P.S. I wouldn't worry about going to hell. It's pretty hard to burn in a place that doesn't exist. If one studies the origins of the word hell, it's only a pretty recent development. It sort of morphed from the word 'sheol', which means 'grave'.

[SUV]

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Yeah! Blame God!

[XUnsurexX]

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god's Laws?

'Did Man Create God, Or Did God Create Man?' It's the age out questions. Man came to be, wondered about things, and created a superiour being to figure out the things in life-death,illness,sickness, ect.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And being a feminist who believes in women's rights is a great thing, the world needs more.

The world needs more.......BONFIRES!

[XUnsurexX]

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Uh. It's pain to gorw up in a world filled with churchs like this. I mean, why did they come up with this stuff. Personally, I believe that everyone is forgiven when they 'die', and their bodies mean nothing anymore. Hey, even Hitler is in Heaven, or he might be reincarnated, but not Hitler anymore.

[OnYourKnees]

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Lesbian clothing? I feel comfortable wearing men's clothing(regular clothing), and besides, clothing shouldn't really matter much in religion.
As for equal rights for woman, i belive strongly in that. Woman bring life into the world, yet your Bible says that women are as low as low can get. For the Christain thing, I really was thinking about become Christain, but if this Church is like all others, I'm thinking twice.

Your spelling and grammar remind me of a certain sicky who casts her dark shadow upon this Forum. Puppets are not allowed in Heaven. Not even Kermit D. Frog.

As for being "a UU"? What is that? It looks like the imprints left by the rear hoofs of a shoed animal. Does that mean you're a horse's ass? A fool?

Romans 1:22 - Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools...

Ephesians 5:15 - See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise...

1 Peter 2:15 - For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men...