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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

    The greatest trick the devil ever played is making you think he was not there yet he was in plain sight. Oh how they love their symbolism and hiding things from people, except for smart people like us Christians.


    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Thomas Helwys
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2014
    • 126

    #2
    Re: Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

    I'm heading to my local grocery store and will destroy each can of Satan's Testicle Juice I can find.

    GLORY TO GOD!!! Bring Back White America!!
    Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #3
      Re: Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      The greatest trick the devil ever played is making you think he was not there yet he was in plain sight. Oh how they love their symbolism and hiding things from people, except for smart people like us Christians.


      Brother Levi, Once again you are blessed!
      I will be thanking God every day an in every way for guiding you to the truth. Has he given you insight into any other diabolical ploys enacted by Satan?
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • BeeReal
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2014
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

        Symbols are almost always meant to deceive the stupid. I don't want to personally drink Satan!!! I haven't had a energy drink for about a year and two months - well, at least not a monster one! Good catch boys!!!

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6293

          #5
          Re: Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

          I am glad that finally this story is being told.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #6
            Re: Monster Energy Drinks Satanic 666 in plain sight on the can!

            Brother Jones, just to clarify I was the one that praised the Lord for giving you the knowledge to warn us of the evil of Monster Drinks. Now I need to figure out why you were taking credit for this Divine Intervention and not acknowledging Pastor's Zeke was the one with the direct connection.Though I can find no direct mentioning of plagiarism in the KJV Bible.
            KJV Dictionary Definition: purloin

            purloin

            PURLOIN', v.t.
            1. Literally, to take or carry away for one's self; hence, to steal; to take by theft.
            Your butler purloins your liquor.
            2. To take by plagiarism; to steal from books or manuscripts.
            purloined

            PURLOIN'ED, pp. Stolen; taken by plagiarism.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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