Any love for a negro in rehab?

[Uncle Crow]

If you've seen my other thread, you would know that I am an Ex-Negro in training. Do I have to wait until I am purified to seek a mate? Or can I find an upstanding young woman that can show me the right path?

~Crud

[Nobar King]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

I wish we had another ex-negro-in-training to introduce you to.

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

As do I, friend.

[Nobar King]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

I have always found that if you keep your eyes open that a good woman is bound to appear sooner or later. Women always want a man with a good job. What kind of work are you hoping to get when you are older?

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

I've always wanted to be a form of live-in assistant. In exchange for clothing, food, and housing, I could perform tasks and jobs for people. Do they do this anymore?

[Nobar King]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

Well, people are getting older all the time, so there is more need for personal helpers than ever. It's not a very glamorous job, though, and not very attractive to the ladies ( unless you can get one of them to hire you).

[Uncle Crow]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

Well... Honestly, I thought I would be looked down upon for this, but my passion is writing.

[Nobar King]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

Ladies LOVE writers, especially ones with a subtle, yet wicked sense of humor. Tell them that you write in a blank book or on a legal pad (as opposed to a computer); that makes you look really classy.

[Bob4God]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

Well... Honestly, I thought I would be looked down upon for this, but my passion is writing.

How inspiring! Are you the first in your family to be able to read and write?

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Any love for a negro in rehab?

cruddy spake thusly:
I've always wanted to be a form of live-in assistant. In exchange for clothing, food, and housing, I could perform tasks and jobs for people. Do they do this anymore?
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Cruddy, I admire you willingness to do what it takes and would gladly take you in if I could. But my current living arrangements are too spartan. And the older woman who lets me stay in her screened-in carport does not even allow me to entertain visitors, except those dropping off their lawnmowers for repair (the proceeds of which she takes in return for her hospitality).