Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!)

[Captain_Asshat]

Hey honeyz,

Am lookin' for a hot horneee Christian girlfriend, that can mak an honset man outta me!

Pref skinny redhead, wi some experience in Warcraft, Heavy Metal music, an baking.

I'd lik a Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne lookey-likey, wi J-Lo's ass, though not TOO fussed. Ideally one of the Olsen twins would hav been prefects, tho' no sure that gonna happen now - what we that restraining order an all.

Hey, as long as she hot, an not some fat beaner then am happy.

Girlz.... get in line....

[SUV]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

How about Heavy Wood?

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

How about Heavy Wood?

No Sister, 'Heavy Metal' is a music style.

Hav you never heard Christian metal bands lik POD, Stryper, Mortification or Slayer???

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

No Sister, 'Heavy Metal' is a music style.

Hav you never heard Christian metal bands lik POD, Stryper, Mortification or Slayer???

Have you never heard of Troll-B-Gon?

How about d-Con? I hear it's mighty tasty.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

Have you never heard of Troll-B-Gon?

Aren't they Norwegian? Coooooool!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

Oh, my sweet LORD, it's deja vu all over again:

[Petal]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Metal!)

How about Heavy Wood?

Miss.SUV, i not no what it mean but lord God just tolded me that Mr.Assfat wish he had the heavy woods but he not, he gots a scrawny splinter insteads, it be hiddens unnerneath his big belly apron

anyways, lord God said to tells you the truths cuz he were worrieds you had your romantick hopes up again

[Tothix]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Hey honeyz,

Am lookin' for a hot horneee Christian girlfriend, that can mak an honset man outta me!

Pref skinny redhead, wi some experience in Warcraft, Heavy Metal music, an baking.

I'd lik a Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne lookey-likey, wi J-Lo's ass, though not TOO fussed. Ideally one of the Olsen twins would hav been prefects, tho' no sure that gonna happen now - what we that restraining order an all.

Hey, as long as she hot, an not some fat beaner then am happy.

Girlz.... get in line....

LOL! You sir are to funny.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

LOL! You sir are to funny.

Hey peckerhats !!! Why u go an ban all my frends??? I had, lik, 8 people who set me as a frend on here, an now they all banned! U kno how hard it is ta find frends IRL??? Man, that sucks ass!

Anyways, I still waitin on God fixin me up wi one of these hot True Christer virgins honeyz... perf with some experience... if you know what I mean!

Aaaarrrrrrrrr!

Hey, how do ya mak a Pirate Cross???

Like this, baby.......








coooooooooooooolllllll.....

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Hey, how do ya mak a Pirate Cross???

Like this, baby.......








coooooooooooooolllllll.....

Man, that sucks ass! Its remobed all ma spaces!!!


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There, that better!

[SUV]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Hey, how do ya mak a Pirate Cross???

Like this, baby.......

I must say that was quite good! Except:

1) You missed two matey-faces on the left; were you actually trying to make some sort of
Infernal Device?

2) Pastor disaproves of "Talk Like a Pirate Day," and,

3) It fell on the 19th, anyway. Too late to get yer Yaaar-Yaaars out now!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Pardon my Christian-homemaker innocence, but I had to google man-boobs... Is there any chance that this thread should be moved to the Straight 4 Jesus forum?

[JennyD]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Pardon my Christian-homemaker innocence, but I had to google man-boobs... Is there any chance that this thread should be moved to Quarantine?

You seem to have made a minor typo, Mother G . . . corrected in red.

[howaboutsomerespect]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

Hey honeyz,

Am lookin' for a hot horneee Christian girlfriend, that can mak an honset man outta me!

Pref skinny redhead, wi some experience in Warcraft, Heavy Metal music, an baking.

I'd lik a Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne lookey-likey, wi J-Lo's ass, though not TOO fussed. Ideally one of the Olsen twins would hav been prefects, tho' no sure that gonna happen now - what we that restraining order an all.

Hey, as long as she hot, an not some fat beaner then am happy.

Girlz.... get in line....

come on man... do you seriously have nothing better to do with your time?
what a waste of bandwidth.

[Talitha]

Re: Lookin' for a good Christian Wife (Must like Heavy Man-Boobs!

come on man... do you seriously have nothing better to do with your time?
what a waste of bandwidth.

Just like your first Post on these Boards friend.

Now, how about you go to the Introduction Forum and show us some manners?

Who are you?
How old are you?
What's your favorite Bible Verse?

You know, stuff like that