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  • Turk Sucker
    Unsaved Trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 49

    #1

    Lonely and looking 4 something

    Hi there,I'm also single (if single means I'm not in ONE relationship) so I'd like to know some of the guys better. Your metric system sucks,so here I go:
    169 cm
    59 kg

    I had already posted a photo but the unkind administrator removed it to put a BANNED on my face.So here you go,who wants to meet me? I don't have any preferances,True Christians and Unshaved Trash don't make any diferrence

    Oh,I do't date(or do) Turks
    I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

    Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
    Hi there,I'm also single (if single means I'm not in ONE relationship) so I'd like to know some of the guys better. Your metric system sucks,so here I go:
    169 cm
    59 kg

    I had already posted a photo but the unkind administrator removed it to put a BANNED on my face.So here you go,who wants to meet me? I don't have any preferances,True Christians and Unshaved Trash don't make any diferrence

    Oh,I do't date(or do) Turks
    We're not on the metric system here, woman. And we're not one of your typical run-of-the-mill bath houses that I'm sure you frequent. We are strictly for pairing True Christians(tm) with God's hand-picked help-meet.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

      We are not interested in "dating" any unsaved scum turk-loving greasy whores, thank you very much. Anyway, True Christian(tm) Men don't date, we court.

      Besides, I have been happily engaged to sister Thumper (who is 100 times more beautiful than you could ever hope to be!) for over 4 years now! You have no hope of seducing me away from her True Christian(tm) blonde hair and blue eyes.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

        I don't do anal.

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        • Warrior of God
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 241

          #5
          Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

          and anyone anal certainly does NOT do me.
          sigpic

          Seek Salvation in Him,
          or His Judgement will seek you.

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          • Jacob Green
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

            Yo Turd Sucker!

            u sound like a dam fine peace of ass! i'm a 7 foot black guy with a 19 inch dick lookin for a white woman to share muh intrests.

            y dont cha swing down by muh crib sumtime yo?

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

              Originally posted by Jacob Green View Post
              Yo Turd Sucker!

              u sound like a dam fine peace of ass! i'm a 7 foot black guy with baggy pants,lookin for a white woman to share muh intrests.

              y dont cha swing down by muh crib sumtime yo?
              Do you think this is a porn site? Using such language!
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

                Originally posted by Jacob Green View Post
                Yo Turd Sucker!

                u sound like a dam fine peace of ass! i'm a 7 foot black guy with a 19 inch dick lookin for a white woman to share muh intrests.

                y dont cha swing down by muh crib sumtime yo?
                Go home little white boy. Mixing porch monkey speak with text speak don't work. Come back in 5 years, when you're 18.

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                • Rev. Carlton Green
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 311

                  #9
                  Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

                  Brother Avatar,

                  I think I ought to let you know that rebuking Jacob Brown will be no use at this point.

                  He can no longer hear you or read what you write, because both his eyes and ears are chalk full of fire & brimstone!

                  GLORY!

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                  • trollnerd
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

                    yes.....i hope u all get std's cause ur wives cheated on u with me.....and i fucked them all in the ass.....GOD BLESS
                    YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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                    • Ebenezer Wright
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1021

                      #11
                      Re: Lonely and looking 4 something

                      Originally posted by trollnerd View Post
                      yes.....i hope u all get std's cause ur wives cheated on u with me.....and i piffleed them all in the ass.....GOD BLESS
                      Are you a disgusting sodomite? The Lord does not like that.
                      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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