Hi, I'm Aaron!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

I know success seems unlikely, but I'm looking for a nice Christian Lady, who is interested in becoming a True Christian™, and who lives in the Central Valley of California. I prefer a slight build, but it's what is on the inside that counts, right? Just don't be huge, OK?

I am a pilot for a small commuter airline, so I can travel most anywhere in the greater northern-mid Southwest, excluding the LA basin and Las Vegas.

I enjoy short walks in the desert, loud sporting events, and cheese. My friends think I'm athletic, but they are wrong. I'm very clumsy. I was born with club feet, but the surgeries have made it so my limp is very subtle.

I have three kids from three previous marriages, two to the same person, with the other one inbetween. I love kids, but they seem to be afraid of me. Maybe it's the beard. But I have a very ugly chin, so the beard stays.

I think I'm very open minded for an Independent Baptist True Christian™. Some here abouts can be a bit slective of the type of woman they could call a wife. Not me, I believe all God's peoples can be saved, but if you are a chink or a gook, don't bother.

I have a lot to give, excluding my time or my money. I'm fun to be around about half the time. Please, if you know or are a woman who is looking for a man like me, respond here. If you know any single women at all, respond here too. I'll be waiting, but not too long, I don't have all day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm Aaron!

Pssst..The ladies like to know what your favorite foods are. What pie do you favor, etc. Just fyi.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hi, I'm Aaron!

I remember, Pastor Zeke, when I met Aaron at the Landover Prayer Supper and he was first in line at the dessert bar. I remember remarking that he had a weakness for tarts, so if any Christian ladies out there are responding to Aaron, remember he was going after the lemon tarts like it was three days before the Rapture! Glory to God!

He's a nice man, ladies, and I can vouch for him. The limp is barely noticeable. I can say with all honestly that nobody would be better that Aaron.

Good luck brother!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm Aaron!

I remember, Pastor Zeke, when I met Aaron at the Landover Prayer Supper and he was first in line at the dessert bar. I remember remarking that he had a weakness for tarts, so if any Christian ladies out there are responding to Aaron, remember he was going after the lemon tarts like it was three days before the Rapture! Glory to God!

He's a nice man, ladies, and I can vouch for him. The limp is barely noticeable. I can say with all honestly that nobody would be better that Aaron.

Good luck brother!

I can vouch for him as well. No one is more enthusiastic and rock hard for Jesus, especially at our Friday night Men's Prayer Circles.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi, I'm Aaron!

I remember, Pastor Zeke, when I met Aaron at the Landover Prayer Supper and he was first in line at the dessert bar. I remember remarking that he had a weakness for tarts, so if any Christian ladies out there are responding to Aaron, remember he was going after the lemon tarts like it was three days before the Rapture! Glory to God!

He's a nice man, ladies, and I can vouch for him. The limp is barely noticeable. I can say with all honestly that nobody would be better that Aaron.

Good luck brother!

I had just flown in Brother Alex, and I was famished! I'd missed dinner due to a layover in Lubbock.

Truth be told, I prefer berry tarts, but not Cherry tarts. I also like berry pies, but again, not Cherry pies. I like pies that have had a chance to cool too, pies that have been around a while.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Just be sure there are no nigras around Brother Aaron lest they disappear!


YIC

I had just flown in Brother Alex, and I was famished! I'd missed dinner due to a layover in Lubbock.

Truth be told, I prefer berry tarts, but not Cherry tarts. I also like berry pies, but again, not Cherry pies. I like pies that have had a chance to cool too, pies that have been around a while.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Brother Aaron, you are a fine example of True Christian(tm) malehood and at the next meeting of the Ladies of Landover, I will be sure to direct our spinster members to this ad!