Looking for True Christian(tm) Ladies

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

I'm an almost True Christian(tm) man looking for a Godly, True Christian(tm) woman to marry. Please put me in touch with your father if he is interested.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

I'm an almost True Christian™ man looking for a Godly, True Christian™ woman to marry. Please put me in touch with your father if he is interested.

You're pretty far from True Christian™ if you're trying to show women's fathers your "goods"!! Who are you, Ted Haggard?

This is a Christian church forum, not some truck stop men's room!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

You're pretty far from True Christian™ if you're trying to show women's fathers your "goods"!! Who are you, Ted Haggard?

This is a Christian church forum, not some truck stop men's room!

Thank you for the stern admonishment, sir. I appreciate when True Christian™ men such as yourself point out to the mistakes that I make. I realize the error of my ways now, and have been sternly reprimanded for the use of the word "almost" in my post. I clearly overestimated myself. Pastor Ezekiel, one of the Godliest men I know, pointed out to me that several of my posts were laden with pride. I have since tried to keep my posts free of sin. Feel free to rebuke me anytime you see fit.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

Thank you for the stern admonishment, sir. I appreciate when True Christian™ men such as yourself point out to the mistakes that I make. I realize the error of my ways now, and have been sternly reprimanded for the use of the word "almost" in my post. I clearly overestimated myself. Pastor Ezekiel, one of the Godliest men I know, pointed out to me that several of my posts were laden with pride. I have since tried to keep my posts free of sin. Feel free to rebuke me anytime you see fit.

Besides, what woman would want a nerdy, pasty, ginger suck up? Certainly not True Christian™ women. Women want a REAL MAN. Not some groveling, nancy pants, brown nosing leprechaun who sheds like a snake after being in sunlight for more than 30 seconds.

You've got alot of faults, but pride is not one of them. You've got nothing to be proud of, carrot top.

Is it a sin to be too pitiful?

[Star Finder]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

"sternly reprimanded"

Seth...are you...that way?

If so I have some lucrative business opportunities for you...

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

Besides, what woman would want a nerdy, pasty, ginger suck up? Certainly not True Christian™ women. Women want a REAL MAN. Not some groveling, nancy pants, brown nosing leprechaun who sheds like a snake after being in sunlight for more than 30 seconds.

You've got alot of faults, but pride is not one of them. You've got nothing to be proud of, carrot top.

Is it a sin to be too pitiful?

I completely agree. Praise Glory! Praise God! Do not let this unTRUE Christian TM touch your daughter's naughty bits!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Looking for True Christian™ Ladies

Thank you for the stern admonishment, sir. I appreciate when True Christian™ men such as yourself point out to the mistakes that I make. I realize the error of my ways now, and have been sternly reprimanded for the use of the word "almost" in my post. I clearly overestimated myself. Pastor Ezekiel, one of the Godliest men I know, pointed out to me that several of my posts were laden with pride. I have since tried to keep my posts free of sin. Feel free to rebuke me anytime you see fit.

I guess there's no time like the present!

I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.

And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.

And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
Leviticus 26:16-19