[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: I am Anonymous.

So you admit to being a Saturday Baby Eater. How is this supposed to increase any "credibility".

Go home to 4Chan gametard.

Now, before I finish my post, let me tell you that I am a Seventh-day Adventist Christian who knows the teachings of the Bible, and realizes personally that your teachings are all lies.

[sporefan 666!]

Re: I am Anonymous.

"Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Landover, and I will cut off from Landover him that [edited] against the wall and him that is shut up and left in Landover, and will take away the remnant of the house of Landover, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone."

None of you guys read his posts. And if you did, it mustn't have registered in your pompus minds. And you may all act high and preachy but some of the language you use obviously goes against the Uber book.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0600/dinosaur.html

Just look at your precious, holy website. Would god be proud of that. Okay it may not be scripture (Don't even know what the piffle it means) but can you at least EXPLAIN this?
I have never been so angry with a website and forum before and many of the innocent youngsters that have joined are being dragged into "hell" with you.
Furthemore, word of warning. Stop while you're ahead before WE stop you.

Anyways all the bloody best and have a great time before ya's end up in the total darkness.

[Talitha]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Blah Blah Blah

That, my friend is an article from the year 2000. It was telling the Truth© about a Disney film called Dinosaur.
What youngsters do you speak of?
We categorically say that you have to be 18+ to join our Church.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: I am Anonymous.

You sir, are a border-line retard with no concept of the Bible or Jesus Christ. And no 4Chan gametard is going to convince us of anything different!

Oh dear... don't tell me we have one of these Anonymous whackjobs on our Godly forums!!!

You know, when I first heard of these online gamer retard club, they were going after Tom Cruise's cult, the Church of Scientology. So I thought they MUST be ok... then I heard their so-called Organization was full of geeks, losers, spastics, pedophiles and animal-rapists. I heard they traded kiddy-porn, animal-abuse pics, and Star Trek trading cards, like the pathetic loser freaks they really are. These people are pathetic!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Okay it may not be scripture (Don't even know what the piffle it means)

Friend, if you don't know what scripture is then I'm not surprised you are so lost. You need to get down to your nearest God-fearin', Bible-believin' Baptist church and ask them to help you find your way before it's too late! We are in End Times, my friend, and every second you wait to come to the Lord is one second closer until the trumpet sounds and True Christians™ are raptured up to be with JESUS! GLORY!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Anyways all the bloody best and have a great time before ya's end up in the total darkness.

Matthew, Friend, me and Jesus are getting a bit tired of your empty threats. The DoF has passed your details to MI6. Expect a knock on your door soon. Not even van der Sar can save you know.

Psalm 140:11
Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I am Anonymous.

My first point: Chinese people are not automatically bound for hell. I know this to be true, because this opinion that Chinese are automatically bound for hell, in the first place, is just racist! There are probably hundreds of saved Chinese and you know it! It is only your stubborn pride that disallows your from believing.

You're right. There probably are several hundred Chinese who have been Saved(c), out of over a billion. That's because there are now Christian evangelists in China, helping them understand why their atheistic ways lead them to Hell.

My second point: You will not burn eternally in hell. I know it may seem obvious that the teachings of the Bible promote eternal flames, but by ‘eternal or everlasting flames’, they mean simply that your immoral soul will never return to life after being bound in hell. There is no ‘purgatory’ such as Catholics promote… just hell, where you go, burn and die, never to be resurrected again for the rest of all eternity. Hell can’t last for eternity, anyway, because God has to come back down to this earth and recreate it for us. Make sense?

You're right, there is no purgatory. However, you make no sense beyond this.

God says that the unsaved are cast into the lake of fire, "where their worm (soul) dieth not". In other words, they live forever in the lake of fire, eternally tortured.

Have you actually READ the Bible?

My third point: Breastfeeding is not a sin, for goodness sake! God put breasts on women in the first place as an organic ‘baby-feeder.’ How could you possibly call that a sin?! What kind of ‘erotic pleasure’ will a two-year-old acquire from nipple-sucking, anyway? Outrageous.

Ask all those babies with erections. Disgusting.

My fourth point: God does not hate unsaved people. What makes me most appalled at your website is written all over it, you have a bunch of this ‘unsaved are NOT welcome’ shit. What the hell? God loves ALL souls, moral or not! It’s a basic fact of common knowledge that you pea-headed scum cannot understand.

Wow, no wonder you were banned. Why so hostile?

So you're saying God casts people into eternal torment because He loves them? Do you think He is some sort of sick weirdo?

My fifth point: Pets WILL be in heaven! Don’t believe me? Your brain must be perforated! Any faggot that thinks animals don’t have souls is a complete mormon. Have you not looked into the beating black eyes of your dog? And for the record; why the hell do you even have pets if all you’re going to do is grow attached to them when you’ll never see them again after they die?! You are all such dumbasses. When you and I go to heaven, I’ll show you MYSELF that God allowed my pet leopard gecko into heaven. Trust me; you’ll recognize me when you see me.

Please show us where the Bible suggests that animals have souls.

Tell me, will every mosquito you ever swatted also be in Heaven? And all the cockroaches? Every ant? How about bacteria, do they have souls too?

I hope you all reread the brilliant points I made above,

I looked for brilliant points, kid, but I didn't find any.

Maybe you should try the Bible in a Year section of this site, and actually read the Bible before telling us what it says.

Thanks, and come again when you turn 18.