I am Anonymous.

[Who am I?]

I am an atheist out to mock Christianity. I have Jesus, worship Allah and use the American Flags on my backside.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Dearest "anonymous",

Your post bores me - it's way too long. The real members of "anonymous" are internet experts. They know how to get their points across without putting their targeted audience to sleep.

You, on the other hand, are a long-winded buffoon.

The senior pastors may bother reading your dribble. The only time I'm wasting on you is this short post and a click on the rep button.

Buh-bye

Edit: Bobby-Joe's response to your post was even better than my own! Kudos!

[Who am I?]

Re: I am Anonymous.

I see somebody edited my post. lol

Anyway, I'm not part of THE 'Anonymous', I'm just using the word 'Anonymous' to hide my identity. *winks*

[Who am I?]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Sorry for the double-post, but I'd just like to say that I'm not an atheist. I am a Christian protester against this satanic church establishment, because I am very unhappy about all the lies I have seen on your website.

So I ask again, why did I get a pornography advertisement from your 'godly' website?

[Talitha]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Sorry for the double-post, but I'd just like to say that I'm not an atheist. I am a Christian protester against this satanic church establishment, because I am very unhappy about all the lies I have seen on your website.

So I ask again, why did I get a pornography advertisement from your 'godly' website?

You didn't. The Adverts come from Google not us. Your Browsing is monitored by Google and you see adverts appropriate to your Internet history.
You should lay off the Porn Sites for a while my friend.

I see ad's for "Learn Biblical Hebrew Online" right now.

[Who am I?]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Dearest "anonymous",

Your post bores me - it's way too long. The real members of "anonymous" are internet experts. They know how to get their points across without putting their targeted audience to sleep.

You, on the other hand, are a long-winded buffoon.

The senior pastors may bother reading your dribble. The only time I'm wasting on you is this short post and a click on the rep button.

Buh-bye

Edit: Bobby-Joe's response to your post was even better than my own! Kudos!

I think you are just to stubborn, arrogant, and proud to read my post, as you KNEW it would give you something to think against your religion. But, no, I don't blame you. I wouldn't give my religion up with a gun at my forehead!

Howeve,r it's just cheesy that you guys go around proclaiming this website all 'godly' and 'christlike' when all I see in the articles are LIES!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I am Anonymous.

I am an atheist out to mock Christianity. I have Jesus, worship Allah and use the American Flags on my backside.

Isa:28:22: Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth.

I'm pleased, so far not to have heard any mockery, merely whines about editing and your identity.

Howeve,r it's just cheesy that you guys go around proclaiming this website all 'godly' and 'christlike' when all I see in the articles are LIES!

Find me a lie boy!

[Who am I?]

Re: I am Anonymous.

You didn't. The Adverts come from Google not us. Your Browsing is monitored by Google and you see adverts appropriate to your Internet history.
You should lay off the Porn Sites for a while my friend.

I see ad's for "Learn Biblical Hebrew Online" right now.

Actually I have come across porn, but that was by accident. I do browse the internet and come across many crude websites that advertise porn independently, thus considering the site itself a porno site. I can promise you that. I know you may think I'm being an arrogant lying bastard that should be banned or infracted soon (which I see I already received an infraction), however am am a Christian even though I may not seem like it, and am only acting up against your website because your articles lie!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am Anonymous.

I think you are just to stubborn, arrogant, and proud to read my post, as you KNEW it would give you something to think against your religion. But, no, I don't blame you. I wouldn't give my religion up with a gun at my forehead!

Howeve,r it's just cheesy that you guys go around proclaiming this website all 'godly' and 'christlike' when all I see in the articles are LIES!

You attack TRUE Christian(tm) and mock Jesus and you expect us to listen to you insane arguments? Would you also advocate we talk and think about what Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens says? We don't listen to evil friend just because we are "too proud".

[Who am I?]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Isa:28:22: Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth.

I'm pleased, so far not to have heard any mockery, merely whines about editing and your identity.

Find me a lie boy!

Um, sir, my post was edited. here was the original thing:

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here with a message for you!

Over the years since your silly little religious group was established, you have received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, as well as its teachings. I understand I may get banned soon, so let me make this quick: I am one of these protestors. I have e-mailed you hate-mail before under fake names, having never revealed anything close to my true identity. Let me be clear now: the reason I protest against your religion is because you are all liars; and I hate liars! Don’t think you guys are all lairs? Please finish reading this post!

I was first introduced to your site by a friend who showed me your highly negative (and very offensive) review on the 2001 Disney’s DINOSAUR children’s film. Appalled at the review, I wrote a whole multi-paragraph-long response to it, of which has been posted by a friend up on DeviantArt for the world to see (before you click the link and check out my response for yourself, please note that the thin, italics text is taken from the actual article, and the bold text is my response to that portion of the article):

http://leeham991.deviantart.com/art/...saur-102072721

When I had finished writing my article response, however, I curiously decided to browse your website to see if you were not all completely nuts! As it turns out, you people DO protest against Halloween, of which I do also. However, some of the articles I’ve read on your website really pissed me off. Here are a few really obnoxious points you guys made:

“Chinese people are automatically bound for hell.”

“You burn eternally in hell.”

“Breastfeeding your children is a sin.”

“God hates unsaved people.”

“Pets will not enter the gates of heaven.”

Now, before I continue, please take note of it that I CAN and WILL prove these specially selected points WRONG! I am doing this simply to show you people that you ARE lairs belonging to an ungodly, phony, false religion.
My first point: Chinese people are not automatically bound for hell. I know this to be true, because this opinion that Chinese are automatically bound for hell, in the first place, is just racist! There are probably hundreds of saved Chinese and you know it! It is only your stubborn pride that disallows your from believing.
My second point: You will not burn eternally in hell. I know it may seem obvious that the teachings of the Bible promote eternal flames, but by ‘eternal or everlasting flames’, they mean simply that your immoral soul will never return to life after being bound in hell. There is no ‘purgatory’ such as Catholics promote… just hell, where you go, burn and die, never to be resurrected again for the rest of all eternity. Hell can’t last for eternity, anyway, because God has to come back down to this earth and recreate it for us. Make sense?
My third point: Breastfeeding is not a sin, for goodness sake! God put breasts on women in the first place as an organic ‘baby-feeder.’ How could you possibly call that a sin?! What kind of ‘erotic pleasure’ will a two-year-old acquire from nipple-sucking, anyway? Outrageous.
My fourth point: God does not hate unsaved people. What makes me most appalled at your website is written all over it, you have a bunch of this ‘unsaved are NOT welcome’ shit. What the hell? God loves ALL souls, moral or not! It’s a basic fact of common knowledge that you pea-headed scum cannot understand.
My fifth point: Pets WILL be in heaven! Don’t believe me? Your brain must be perforated! Any faggot that thinks animals don’t have souls is a complete mormon. Have you not looked into the beating black eyes of your dog? And for the record; why the hell do you even have pets if all you’re going to do is grow attached to them when you’ll never see them again after they die?! You are all such dumbasses. When you and I go to heaven, I’ll show you MYSELF that God allowed my pet leopard gecko into heaven. Trust me; you’ll recognize me when you see me.

I hope you all reread the brilliant points I made above, because they all just go to show you that you are all just smutty lairs! Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, you will not burn eternally in hell, breastfeeding your children is NOT a sin by all means, God loves every person just the same, good or bad, and there will be animals in heaven!!!
However, I know you guys won’t let yourselves admit it, because your cowardly pride prevents you from acknowledging the REAL truth. Read this post now; reread it if you have to, because you might not be here tomorrow! I’m not trying to go all ‘witness’ on you, but you people are falling down the wrong path! I encourage you to admit it.
Now, before I finish my post, let me tell you that I am a Seventh-day Adventist Christian who knows the teachings of the Bible, and realizes personally that your teachings are all lies. I can tell the difference between fake and real religions. Don’t tell me that my religion is false like I’m telling you you’re religion is false. And let me notify you again that your teachings ARE lies, and you WILL burn in hell unless you stop lying like a hypocrite! Chances are, however, that your stubborn pride and fear of humiliation will prevent you from just admitting that you’re wrong, turning around and saving yourselves.
And let me remind you one more time that the reason I protest against the Landover Baptist Church, is because you are all piffleing lairs! If you STILL don’t get the point I am trying to cross, please sit your ass down a little longer and reread this post.

Have fun in hell LBC members,
Sincerely,
Anonymous

P.S. can someone please explain to me why I just got a pornography pop-up advertisement from your ‘godly website’?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Actually I have come across porn, but that was by accident. I do browse the internet and come across many crude websites that advertise porn independently, thus considering the site itself a porno site. I can promise you that. I know you may think I'm being an arrogant lying bastard that should be banned or infracted soon (which I see I already received an infraction), however am am a Christian even though I may not seem like it, and am only acting up against your website because your articles lie!

You say are articles lie, well show us a lie on one of them using Scripture, KVJ 1611 mind you. Jesus is with us sir.

[Man AFTER dino]

Re: I am Anonymous.

I Agree with ya Who am I.
*winks*

<------------------------this guy is UBER!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Um, sir, my post was edited. here was the original thing:
blah blah blah

Now, before I continue, please take note of it that I CAN and WILL prove these specially selected points WRONG! I am doing this simply to show you people that you ARE lairs belonging to an ungodly, phony, false religion.
My first point: Chinese people are not automatically bound for hell. I know this to be true, because this opinion that Chinese are automatically bound for hell, in the first place, is just racist! There are probably hundreds of saved Chinese and you know it! It is only your stubborn pride that disallows your from believing.

Chinese are Budist or Comminists. Do want to suggest Buddist or Communist are going to get into heaven?

My second point: You will not burn eternally in hell. I know it may seem obvious that the teachings of the Bible promote eternal flames, but by ‘eternal or everlasting flames’, they mean simply that your immoral soul will never return to life after being bound in hell. There is no ‘purgatory’ such as Catholics promote… just hell, where you go, burn and die, never to be resurrected again for the rest of all eternity. Hell can’t last for eternity, anyway, because God has to come back down to this earth and recreate it for us. Make sense?

Were is your scripture sir. All I see is your opinion.

My third point: Breastfeeding is not a sin, for goodness sake! God put breasts on women in the first place as an organic ‘baby-feeder.’ How could you possibly call that a sin?! What kind of ‘erotic pleasure’ will a two-year-old acquire from nipple-sucking, anyway? Outrageous.

The research from Landover Freedom University is clear sir. We have science on our side, what do you have?

My fourth point: God does not hate unsaved people. What makes me most appalled at your website is written all over it, you have a bunch of this ‘unsaved are NOT welcome’ shit. What the hell? God loves ALL souls, moral or not! It’s a basic fact of common knowledge that you pea-headed scum cannot understand.

The unsaved are damned if they do not repent, are they not? Did you not read the scripture that commands us Christians not to keep fellowship with the unsaved?

My fifth point: Pets WILL be in heaven! Don’t believe me? Your brain must be perforated! Any faggot that thinks animals don’t have souls is a complete mormon. Have you not looked into the beating black eyes of your dog? And for the record; why the hell do you even have pets if all you’re going to do is grow attached to them when you’ll never see them again after they die?! You are all such dumbasses. When you and I go to heaven, I’ll show you MYSELF that God allowed my pet leopard gecko into heaven. Trust me; you’ll recognize me when you see me.

Cite scripture that pets have a soul sir. Again all we have is you falibale human opinion. If that is so we are guilty of sin for killing animals to eat. You sir are a Dawnist and not a proper Christian at all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I am Anonymous.

Um, sir, my post was edited. here was the original thing:

Your post was not only edited, it has been deleted many times. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that quantity is a substitute for quality, as you posted the same rubbish about 6 times.

I spent quite a while cleaning these board of your repetitions. I am suprised that, having posted, you never took the time to read the reply to the first one, which is on this page

My considered opinion is that you are suffering from delusions. Such that you claim as proof is merely your loosing your temper and appealing to emotion rather than God's Word and any hint of sanity that you might have was lost when you suggested your reptile might be in heaven!

Sir, you are naught but a false prophet, beset by demons. The danger is that those of lesser intellect might heed your words and be directed, backsliding, to Hell.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I am Anonymous.

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You sir, are a border-line retard with no concept of the Bible or Jesus Christ. Until you can back up EVEN ONE of you're idiotic assertions with scripture, I suggest you go out side and yell at the sky to stop being blue!

It will do as much good as coming into our Godly forum and mocking the True Christians™ that post here. We have a saying around here: "Scripture or it didn't happen!" We believe it. And no 4Chan gametard is going to convince us of anything different!