Courting a young lady

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

As some of you know, I've had a recent problem with chronic m~ing. I had one young lady from my old church offer to help me handle it, but I passed. I had her phone number and Pastor Ezekiel advised me to call her and take her up on the offer. I called her cell phone (I didn't want to disturb her parents) and asked her if the offer was still open. She sounded rather surprised but she said she was willing. I was overjoyed! I asked her when was a good time for her and she said "Right now" (Mind you, this is about 1:00 in the morning). I was hesitant at first but then she asked me if I really wanted to wait until tomorrow for this. She made a good point. I asked her if her dad said it was okay. She said "Oh yeah, he'll be fine with it. I mean, we're going to church, right?" Again, she's very convincing. She said that she'd bring the protection. I asked her what we needed a handgun for but she just told me to hurry and hung up really quick. I guess just in case there were some stray nigras on the prowl. I headed to the church right away. Last night was the best night of my life! She didn't hesitate to get on her knees before the Lord and minister to one of his children (me). I do feel such a relief of sexual tension. It's amazing. I'm prepared to do the work of the Lord today. I had an encounter with the Almighty last night like I've never felt before! It was amazing. It was like something overtook me and before I knew it, I was writhing on the ground and shouting to Jesus! I've been delivered! I don't know what I'd do without that young lady. She took care of me like a proper True Christian™ lady knows how to do. In fact, and this isn't official yet, but I'm thinking about courting her. What do you think?

[Bob4God]

Re: Courting a young lady

Brother,

It sounds like you were both filled to the brim with the spirit. The LORD can work wonders when it comes to relieving you of sexual temptations.

However, I would be a bit concerned about putting this kind of spiritual struggle in the hands of a woman. Good ones are so hard to find.

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. -Proverbs 31:10

Don't court a woman you wouldn't want to marry, brother.

As for your temptations, if I were you I'd seek advice from a respected older gentleman at church, perhaps an unmarried man who would have more experience in this than you.

May GOD keep you strong!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Courting a young lady

Brother,

It sounds like you were both filled to the brim with the spirit. The LORD can work wonders when it comes to relieving you of sexual temptations.

However, I would be a bit concerned about putting this kind of spiritual struggle in the hands of a woman. Good ones are so hard to find.

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. -Proverbs 31:10

Don't court a woman you wouldn't want to marry, brother.

As for your temptations, if I were you I'd seek advice from a respected older gentleman at church, perhaps an unmarried man who would have more experience in this than you.

May GOD keep you strong!

Thanks for the advice, Brother Bob. I appreciate it. Pastor Ezekiel has been keeping me straight for the past few days when it comes to these issues and I'd hate to think of where I'd be without him. Thats right about women. A good one is just so hard to find. God willing, I'll find a woman soon and then not have to worry about this issue ever again.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Courting a young lady

Down here in mehico if the promise of a washing machine doesent win them over money will make them swoon every time. Hope this helps.

[bongo]

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Wow, you talk like having intercoarse with some chick is the best thing in the world. Were you really that desperate?

[SUV]

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Wow, you talk like having intercoarse with some chick is the best thing in the world. Were you really that desperate?

I shall Infract you for insulting the Delicate Sensibilities of Don Bozo.

Please also do something about your "Name" before Pastor gets wind of it

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Wow, you talk like having intercoarse with some chick is the best thing in the world. Were you really that desperate?

CHICKS? are you talking of sex with little barnyard animals? What kinda sicko are you?

I shall Infract you for insulting the Delicate Sensibilities of Don Bozo.

Please also do something about your "Name" before Pastor gets wind of it

Hola SUC< mi nina, Muchos Garcias for coming to my defence yet again. You of all people should know of my sensitive spots.

[JennyD]

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Wow, you talk like having intercoarse with some chick is the best thing in the world. Were you really that desperate?

InterCOURSE is not necessarily lustful, depraved sexual congress, Whore Banger.

Seth had a prayerful discussion, or an intercourse, with a young lady who helped him focus his energies on Jesus, instead of his Johnson.

Can you be happy for him? NO! You instead deride him and declare his relations with this young Christian lady to be the disgusting filth you normally engage in yourself.

Why do you hate Jesus so much that you wish to drag someone like Seth, who tries ever so hard to be Saved(c), back down to your Hellbound level?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Courting a young lady

InterCOURSE is not necessarily lustful, depraved sexual congress, Whore Banger.

Seth had a prayerful discussion, or an intercourse, with a young lady who helped him focus his energies on Jesus, instead of his Johnson.

Can you be happy for him? NO! You instead deride him and declare his relations with this young Christian lady to be the disgusting filth you normally engage in yourself.

Why do you hate Jesus so much that you wish to drag someone like Seth, who tries ever so hard to be Saved©, back down to your Hellbound level?

Thanks for the support, Sister Jenny. I did indeed have an intercourse with this young lady and I must admit, it changed my life. I'm no longer focused on the things I used to be focused on. While she's not the girl I'm going to marry, her ministering to me helped me to suppress my sexual urges until I find the girl that Jesus has prepared for me.

[SUV]

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Hola SUC< mi nina, Muchos Garcias for coming to my defence yet again. You of all people should know of my sensitive spots.

Bozo, mi Precioso, it's because you make me feel so Christian. "I complained of having no shoes - then I met a Man who had no feet."

Now I have met a Man who has no head

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Thanks for the support, Sister Jenny. I did indeed have an intercourse with this young lady and I must admit, it changed my life. I'm no longer focused on the things I used to be focused on. While she's not the girl I'm going to marry, her ministering to me helped me to suppress my sexual urges until I find the girl that Jesus has prepared for me.

Ya lost me somewhere Bucko. You had sex with a girl who suppressd your sexual urges? Whats the point in that? I think you should shop around a bit more. That stage shouldent come around till your second wedding anniversary.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Ya lost me somewhere Bucko. You had sex with a girl who suppressd your sexual urges? Whats the point in that? I think you should shop around a bit more. That stage shouldent come around till your second wedding anniversary.

I had an intercourse: a prayerful discussion similar to a discourse, but the people know each other better and we're focusing on Jesus, not ourselves. You should know me better than that.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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I had an intercourse: a prayerful discussion similar to a discourse, but the people know each other better and we're focusing on Jesus, not ourselves. You should know me better than that.

Dude I dont know you at all,not sure I want to. Intercourse is fine for is fine for beginners but you should find someone who can do a wild fuzzie bumpin bone dance. I quarentee It'll turn your life around.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Dude I dont know you at all,not sure I want to.

Why is that?

Intercourse is fine for is fine for beginners but you should find someone who can do a wild fuzzie bumpin bone dance. I quarentee It'll turn your life around.

What's a "wild fuzzie bumpin bone dance"? I'm pretty sure it's not in the Bible. And what's a "quarentee"...like a fag wearing a t-shirt? I want nothing to do with that. Are you feeling okay today, DBeG? You're still ministering to the Mexican girls, right?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Why is that?



What's a "wild fuzzie bumpin bone dance"? I'm pretty sure it's not in the Bible. And what's a "quarentee"...like a fag wearing a t-shirt? I want nothing to do with that. Are you feeling okay today, DBeG? You're still ministering to the Mexican girls, right?

Not really sure, could be the hair parted down the middle thing or maybe the silly grin,maybe you seem to know too much about fags in T shirts. I've learned to rely on my instincts.