So, I Was Told To Come Here

[SalvationSeeker]

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Edit: I just realised that I misspelled "encroaching". Well, accidents will happen.
Edit: And "children" as well! My goodness, I must be distracted or something!

No doubt.
If I were a feeble-minded & unsaved woman like you, being approached by a Christian man like myself I would be "distracted" too.
It's only natural woman, no need to be ashamed of it.

Though I do agree with brother Temperance, that doesn't sound very Christian of you. You really ought to start caring.
I don't want my future possession to become damaged after all.

[WickedWitch]

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Dear Friend,

I was briefly detained in Guantanamo Bay. It was a mix-up, but entirely my fault. I should never have checked out all that "World Music" from my public library.

You are never allowed to go away again! It's too dangerous for you! *Slobbers all over you* Squee!

[Brother Temperance]

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You would twist my words to say that, wouldn't you?

Hey, I'm not the one who was talking about being able to taste babies.

I didn't say that, either. They are free to believe whatever they believe, but any religion that tells you to look down on your family isn't healthy. I would hope that if they should choose such a religion, they would at least still visit with their family.

So they're free to believe whatever they believe, as long as they don't become Christians? And besides:
I have some very definite ideas about how my children will be raised: they will have the same feelings about drugs, alcohol, and smoking as I do (they'll despise them all).
So your children don't have the right to make their own minds up about alcohol? If they decide to support the Godly Republican Party by being little patriots and contributing to the tobacco industry, that's not allowed? Friend, you don't sound very tolerant or accepting to me.

Do you mean kneeboarding?

No, I mean waterboarding. I mean what I say and I say what I mean.

I don't feel I do, but you may hold whatever
opinion you like.

I'm not talking about opinions; it is a FACT that anyone who "stop[s] caring about what goes where" has something seriously wrong in their life, and needs Jesus to step in and fix it.

[Born Again Bob]

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*Gasps* BABSIE!!!!! I haven't seen you in ages! Squee! *Hugs BAB*

Dear Friend,

I was briefly detained in Guantanamo Bay. It was a mix-up, but entirely my fault. I should never have checked out all that "World Music" from my public library.

Organized the first annual Guantanamo Bay X-Games, and silvered in waterboarding.

Glad to be back.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[WickedWitch]

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*Gasps* BABSIE!!!!! I haven't seen you in ages! Squee! *Hugs BAB*


By the way, BAB, dear, I'm against impaired driving.

[Born Again Bob]

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I'm not gay, but I am pro-gay.

Dear Friend,

Are you also pro-drunken driving? Statistically speaking, that's a much safer activity than homosexual congress.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[WickedWitch]

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And they say pagans don't eat babies!

You would twist my words to say that, wouldn't you?

So, your children will be free to make their own minds up, as long as they agree with everything you say? I see. How very... tolerant and accepting of you.
I didn't say that, either. They are free to believe whatever they believe, but any religion that tells you to look down on your family isn't healthy. I would hope that if they should choose such a religion, they would at least still visit with their family.

Have you ever heard of waterboarding? It's sort of like an extreme sport, only different.
Do you mean kneeboarding?

The mind boggles, it really does. You really do need Jesus in your life, and fast.

I don't feel I do, but you may hold whatever opinion you like.

[Brother Temperance]

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Speaking of childrean, I want 13. I just want to be a mother; I want to be a mother so badly that I can taste it sometimes.

And they say pagans don't eat babies!

I have some very definite ideas about how my children will be raised: they will have the same feelings about drugs, alcohol, and smoking as I do (they'll despise them all). My children will be respecftul and polite and tolerant, and I intend to raise them to be Pagan. However, if they decide to choose a different religion for themselves, I'll be fine with that as long as their religion doesn't make them look down on their family.
So, your children will be free to make their own minds up, as long as they agree with everything you say? I see. How very... tolerant and accepting of you.

Once again, a good disciplining won't be considered a punishment by me. And I don't think it would encourage me to change my behavior... I might actually continue to act out knowing I'll be "punished" for it.
Have you ever heard of waterboarding? It's sort of like an extreme sport, only different.

Hey! I'm not well-organized because I just stop caring about what goes where.
The mind boggles, it really does. You really do need Jesus in your life, and fast.

[WickedWitch]

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Be honest; you would shut down our Godly forum here if you had the power, wouldn't you.

Nope. Religious freedom is important. Besides, you guys make me gigglel.


Edit: I just realised that I misspelled "encroaching". Well, accidents will happen.
Edit: And "children" as well! My goodness, I must be distracted or something!

[SalvationSeeker]

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I don't believe in hell.

"I don't believe in hell."
"I don't believe in satan."

So what?
satan believes in you, and he does all in his power to keep you from getting Saved.
I know it's actually satan speaking when you disagree with me or the holy KJV1611 so I'll forgive you.

I'm not sure if I think that 3-month old fetuses have souls. I don't know when the soul enters the body, but don't think anyone would choose to incarnate so soon. I'd probably wait until like the 6th month, but that's because I'm very impatient.

The soul is in the sperm, that's how it enters the fetus.
And that's why self-pollution is murder.

I'm just a possessive person, I will consider him my territory and anyone excroahing on my territory will be shot first and questioned later.

Atleast you show an appreciation for Godly firearms.
That's good I suppose.

Uhh, actually, they'll be Pagans. You see, I'm going to marry a Pagan. Or at least someone tolerant of my beliefs.

I'm afraid I cannot find the word "tolerant" in my KJV1611 Bible.
And I'll accept your past misstakes, we've all sinned.

I will respect your beliefs.. Once you're a Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Speaking of childrean, I want 13. I just want to be a mother; I want to be a mother so badly that I can taste it sometimes. I have some very definite ideas about how my children will be raised: they will have the same feelings about drugs, alcohol, and smoking as I do (they'll despise them all). My children will be respecftul and polite and tolerant, and I intend to raise them to be Pagan. However, if they decide to choose a different religion for themselves, I'll be fine with that as long as their religion doesn't make them look down on their family.

You pagan scum are the most INtolerant, DISrespectful and IMpolite sinners on God's green earth. You want to embrace all manner of depravity, but you will stop at nothing to destroy Christianity and silence True Christians™ every chance you get.

The Holy Bible tells us that we are to hate our family, and even ourselves. Why do you insist on persecuting us by mocking God's law?

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

Be honest; you would shut down our Godly forum here if you had the power, wouldn't you.

[WickedWitch]

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I only told you to post, any ungodly contents in said post is due to you.
Not me.
I just thought I'd give you some credit, that's all.

Right, keep telling yourself that.
You're here because you WANT to be Saved, and you WANT to be married and produce children.

And for christian wifes, there's no big difference between the two.

Uh, okay, now you can keep telling yourself that.

Build?

Tall and slender.

Witches should be burned at the stake.. (Exodus 22:18)
BUT Jesus forgives, turn to Jesus and you will not only be Saved from the stake, but also from hell!

I don't believe in hell.

Abortion is murder, even the sperm is alive, so naturally very much the fetus.

I'm not sure if I think that 3-month old fetuses have souls. I don't know when the soul enters the body, but don't think anyone would choose to incarnate so soon. I'd probably wait until like the 6th month, but that's because I'm very impatient.

With a stern man, you will become a good housekeeper in no time, I'm sure.
Every woman has the capability, it's only repressed by the feminazi agenda.

No, I just to be more motivated. But that motivation can only come from myself.

Aries?
We care not for your "sign", we do not believe in superstitions and fairytales!

No comment.

As for your rebelliousness, it's nothing a Godly disciplining won't solve.

Once again, a good disciplining won't be considered a punishment by me. And I don't think it would encourage me to change my behavior... I might actually continue to act out knowing I'll be "punished" for it.

Of course you're bad at organising.
All women are, that's why you need men to guide you in everything.

Hey! I'm not well-organized because I just stop caring about what goes where.

This is not the kind of "massage" you find sinful ads for in telephone booths I hope?
Keep your hands where I can see them, little lady.

No, no, I mean like a back massage or a foot massage, things like that.

Understand this:
The husband doesn't belong to you, YOU BELONG TO HIM.

I'm just a possessive person, I will consider him my territory and anyone excroahing on my territory will be shot first and questioned later.

Just 13? Oh well..
At least that's a few.

Actually, that's a good full house (of Pagans)
No children baked in you by a True Christian man will ever be raised pagan however, they will be raised as Christians, as Jesus commanded. old

Uhh, actually, they'll be Pagans. You see, I'm going to marry a Pagan. Or at least someone tolerant of my beliefs.

Yes, a little.
But since you're so eager to please, why don't you get on your knees and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
TURN -OR- BURN!

Sorry, but I'm only ever eager to please in the bedroom. I'm pretty sure I've told you that before.

[SalvationSeeker]

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So, if you don't like this post, you can blame Salvation Seeker, because I'm only here because he told me to come here and post. old :p

I only told you to post, any ungodly contents in said post is due to you.
Not me.

I think this is kind of pointless because I'm not actually looking for a relationship, but seeing as I like talking, especially about myself, what the hell, right?

Right, keep telling yourself that.
You're here because you WANT to be Saved, and you WANT to be married and produce children.

And for christian wifes, there's no big difference between the two.

Okay, so I have green eyes (I don't care how many times anyone says that they're hazel or brown, they're green), I'm 5'9", 18 years old, and an extremely proud Canadian (I was born under my flag and I will live and die under my flag).

Build?

I am Pagan and I am a Witch. I'm not gay, but I am pro-gay. I don't think I would ever have an abortion, because I desperately want to be a mother, but I support women who choose abortion.

Witches should be burned at the stake.. (Exodus 22:18)
BUT Jesus forgives, turn to Jesus and you will not only be Saved from the stake, but also from hell!

Abortion is murder, even the sperm is alive, so naturally very much the fetus.

I'm a perfectionist: when I do things, I need to know that I'm doing them not only right, but perfect. I'm efficient, I can multitask, and I'm a good leader (I can delegate tasks to teams and I can motivate them to get the tasks done - except in some cases; some people just don't want to work). I'm a little bit of a germ freak, I just need to be clean. Ironically enough, though, I'm a horrible housekeeper.

With a stern man, you will become a good housekeeper in no time, I'm sure.
Every woman has the capability, it's only repressed by the feminazi agenda.

I'm an Aries and very opinionated. I speak my mind, and if someone doesn't like it, well, that's their problem. I might apologize for how I said something, but when I'm expressing a belief, I won't apologize for what I believe.

Aries?
We care not for your "sign", we do not believe in superstitions and fairytales!

As for your rebelliousness, it's nothing a Godly disciplining won't solve.

I like to cook, but I don't do it very often (in fact I'm ordering out for Chinese tonigh). I'm not a good housekeeper (as I've already said). I'm not very good at staying organized, but I do try to. I sing, I play the piano, alto sax, clarinet, and recorder. I like interior design, so when I get a house, I'm going to decorate it to suit my tastes.

Of course you're bad at organising.
All women are, that's why you need men to guide you in everything.

I don't know if this is something I really want to post here, but I'm a good massuse. I've never heard a single complaint from anybody I've ever massaged; in fact, they don't really say a lot because I tend to relax them so much that they fall asleep.

This is not the kind of "massage" you find sinful ads for in telephone booths I hope?
Keep your hands where I can see them, little lady.

Based on a post that Salvation Seeker made, I'm getting the feeling that the members of the Landover Baptist Church feel that polygamy is okay. And I guess that's all right for some, but not for me. I cannot and will not share my husband with anyone. I'm far too territorial with that. I would go insane and kill the other woman, then him, and then myself. So when I do get married, my husband will belong to me and no one else (except his deities). I need my husband to be able to understand, that I will be a mother first and a wife second. Once my husband and I have children, they will be my priority, so I need a man who won't be jealous.

Understand this:
The husband doesn't belong to you, YOU BELONG TO HIM.

Speaking of childrean, I want 13. I just want to be a mother; I want to be a mother so badly that I can taste it sometimes. I have some very definite ideas about how my children will be raised: they will have the same feelings about drugs, alcohol, and smoking as I do (they'll despise them all). My children will be respecftul and polite and tolerant, and I intend to raise them to be Pagan. However, if they decide to choose a different religion for themselves, I'll be fine with that as long as their religion doesn't make them look down on their family.

Just 13? Oh well..
Atleast that's a few.

No children baked in you by a True Christian man will ever be raised pagan however, they will be raised as Christians, as Jesus commanded.

There, I did something a man told me to do, do you all feel better now?

Yes, a little.
But since you're so eager to please, why don't you get on your knees and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
TURN -OR- BURN!

[OnYourKnees]

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I am Pagan and I am a Witch.

Would you mind trying this stake on for size? Hmm, yes, it will do nicely.

Tell me, is that outfit of yours flame retardant? No? Great! Oh, no reason.

My children will be respecftul and polite and tolerant, and I intend to raise them to be Pagan. However, if they decide to choose a different religion for themselves, I'll be fine with that as long as their religion doesn't make them look down on their family.

Well, as long as all your children and husband are good Christians, they will only have to look down on their mother. From Heaven, while she writhes in torment.

Feel better?

[WickedWitch]

Go over to the "Christians singles" forum and tell us more about yourself. We better not derail this thread any further.

So, if you don't like this post, you can blame Salvation Seeker, because I'm only here because he told me to come here and post. old :p

I think this is kind of pointless because I'm not actually looking for a relationship, but seeing as I like talking, especially about myself, what the hell, right?

Okay, so I have green eyes (I don't care how many times anyone says that they're hazel or brown, they're green), I'm 5'9", 18 years old, and an extremely proud Canadian (I was born under my flag and I will live and die under my flag). I am Pagan and I am a Witch. I'm not gay, but I am pro-gay. I don't think I would ever have an abortion, because I desperately want to be a mother, but I support women who choose abortion.

I'm a perfectionist: when I do things, I need to know that I'm doing them not only right, but perfect. I'm efficient, I can multitask, and I'm a good leader (I can delegate tasks to teams and I can motivate them to get the tasks done - except in some cases; some people just don't want to work). I'm a little bit of a germ freak, I just need to be clean. Ironically enough, though, I'm a horrible housekeeper.

I'm an Aries and very opinionated. I speak my mind, and if someone doesn't like it, well, that's their problem. I might apologize for how I said something, but when I'm expressing a belief, I won't apologize for what I believe.

I like to cook, but I don't do it very often (in fact I'm ordering out for Chinese tonigh). I'm not a good housekeeper (as I've already said). I'm not very good at staying organized, but I do try to. I sing, I play the piano, alto sax, clarinet, and recorder. I like interior design, so when I get a house, I'm going to decorate it to suit my tastes. I don't know if this is something I really want to post here, but I'm a good massuse. I've never heard a single complaint from anybody I've ever massaged; in fact, they don't really say a lot because I tend to relax them so much that they fall asleep.

Based on a post that Salvation Seeker made, I'm getting the feeling that the members of the Landover Baptist Church feel that polygamy is okay. And I guess that's all right for some, but not for me. I cannot and will not share my husband with anyone. I'm far too territorial with that. I would go insane and kill the other woman, then him, and then myself. So when I do get married, my husband will belong to me and no one else (except his deities). I need my husband to be able to understand, that I will be a mother first and a wife second. Once my husband and I have children, they will be my priority, so I need a man who won't be jealous.

Speaking of childrean, I want 13. I just want to be a mother; I want to be a mother so badly that I can taste it sometimes. I have some very definite ideas about how my children will be raised: they will have the same feelings about drugs, alcohol, and smoking as I do (they'll despise them all). My children will be respecftul and polite and tolerant, and I intend to raise them to be Pagan. However, if they decide to choose a different religion for themselves, I'll be fine with that as long as their religion doesn't make them look down on their family.



There, I did something a man told me to do, do you all feel better now?