[WickedWitch]

Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

Busted!

That isn't the brand that mine is. Sorry. Maybe that particular brand doesn't go to 70, but the one I have does. If you're really so doubtful of me, Pastor, I will take a picture of my sunblock for you (when I get home). Would that put your mind at ease?

EDIT: This isn't my brand either, but I'm just showing you that SPF 70 does exist: Sunblock If you still want to see what I have, I can post a picture later.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

I didn't buy it online (I never shop online), I found it in a drug store: Shopper's Drug Mart. I bought some SPF 75 from Zellers once, but I haven't been able to find any since. And if you don't believe that SPF 70 sunblock exists, I can take a picture of it and show you when I get home.

Busted!

[WickedWitch]

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Dr. Ville,

I honestly do not care how you think of me. I have no impact on your life. You have no impact on my life. Jesus has no impact on my life. Deal with it...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Jesus has no impact on your life? Are you sure of that? I suggest you re-think your life before its too late! Jesus is coming back soon, and He will be pissed!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

Dr. Ville,

I honestly do not care how you think of me. I have no impact on your life. You have no impact on my life. Jesus has no impact on my life. Deal with it...

[WickedWitch]

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Pastors don't get ripped off. Kindly tell me where I can find this 70 SPF stuff online so I may verify your unlikely story.

I didn't buy it online (I never shop online), I found it in a drug store: Shopper's Drug Mart. I bought some SPF 75 from Zellers once, but I haven't been able to find any since. And if you don't believe that SPF 70 sunblock exists, I can take a picture of it and show you when I get home.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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*Shrugs* I think you may have been ripped off, Pastor.

Pastors dong get ripped off. Kindly tell me where I can find this 70 SPF stuff online so I may verify your unlikely story.

[WickedWitch]

Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here

My HAT is only SPF 50!

*Shrugs* I think you may have been ripped off, Pastor.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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*: And I'm not just saying that, either. I had to look really hard to find it, but I do actually have SPF 70 sunblock.

My HAT is only SPF 50!

[WickedWitch]

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Salvation Seeker, I did a little shopping. Which do you want for your wedding? <*snip: hideous pictures of those disgusting things*>

*Glares at On Your Knees* If you're going to be in the wedding party, you most certainly will not be wearing any of those things! Not at my wedding, you won't!

No proper ties?

I've never been too fond of bowties. Thank Heavens for that!! (Because I wouldn't let you wear one.)

Never mind Star-Finder, dear..
He's just jealous that he could never consummate a marriage since his stones were blown off. *Giggles*
He's only trying to "hit you up" for an invitation. Well he's definitely not invited. Especially not with that attitude.

I don't mind that you're a gook, Jesus can make you as white as snow.
Don't worry about it.

I happen to be white, actually. I'm extremely pale (especially when I'm sleeping) because I avoid unprotected exposure to sunlight. I don't want skin cancer and I don't like the way tans look (not on me, anyway), so I wear my SPF 70 sunblock* whenever I think the sun might be out to harm my delicate porcelain complexion.


And as for the rest of you: If you aren't here to make comments/suggestions or ask questions about my original post or my wedding, then please stop derailing my thread.



*: And I'm not just saying that, either. I had to look really hard to find it, but I do actually have SPF 70 sunblock.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Not really, since I don't believe in the devil or hell.

What you believe in or don't believe in is of no consequence. Friend, Jesus believes in you. Isn't that enough? He loves you so much that He temporarily died for you! On a cross! Can you imagine a more painful and worthwhile sacrifice. And this for you, one of the most vile, sinful and disgusting sinners ever created that way! I think you owe Him one, don't you? Regardless of whether you believe in Him or not! The Facts are there -- whether you believe them or not is up to you. Or don't you believe in facts? Remember, the more you block out facts and deny reality, the less likely you are to be taken seriously, and I can honestly say that I don't regard your posts with ANY seriousness

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Not really, since I don't believe in the devil or hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, seeing as I have never been sodomized, I wouldn't have to give it up, because I never had it in the first place.

Well you'll be giving it up to satan any day now boy. Once Jesus drop-kicks your sorry butt to hell, satan will enjoy making you his favorite partyboy.

Now isn't Jesus worth considering?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Well, seeing as I have never been sodomized, I wouldn't have to give it up, because I never had it in the first place.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Hmmmm I don't think I would give up my culture, even for Jesus.

There are a lot of things you don't seem to be willing to give up for Jesus... Sin. Sodomy. Burning for eternity in Hell.