[lord warrior]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

After my annulment, I am back, ready to find someone now Jenny.

PS: you are old enough to marry, are you. Kinda got in trouble there the lat time.

[father yella]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

sister jenny, are you still available. i feel i have what it takes to put you back on the straight and narrow.

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Have I mentioned how much I admire your ability to run not one, but two businesses?


I can't help but be tempted by this description, Sister. I hope you will forgive me . . . I AM a man, after all, and what red-blooded American man can resist an extra-juicy cherry pie?

Well, you do have some good points, and you ARE far away.

Would you be wanting to move to Freehold, or expecting me to move to that Godforsaken hellhole where you are, or are you thinking we could live separately and visit often?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Sorry, but as I am a widow and an orphan, I choose my own husband (if any).

The first criterion is that the man must be at least an Honorary True Christian™. You do not meet that standard.

The second criterion is that the man be more interested in my mind than my pie. You do not meet that standard, either.

Have I mentioned how much I admire your ability to run not one, but two businesses?

Speaking of pie, Sister Thumper, would you like to come by tonight? I'm trying one of your recipes, and would love your opinion of my cherry pie. I've followed your instructions to the letter, so it should be extra juicy!

I can't help but be tempted by this description, Sister. I hope you will forgive me . . . I AM a man, after all, and what red-blooded American man can resist an extra-juicy cherry pie?

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

I'm a Pastor, not the Roto-Rooter guy!

I said my PIE, not my DRAINPIPE!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

You'd better not be sticking your finger in my pie!

I'm a Pastor, not the Roto-Rooter guy!

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Something is VERY wrong with that invitation, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

You'd better not be sticking your finger in my pie!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

I apologize, Sister! I completely forgot your affection for Sister Thumper's cherry pie. Would you care to join us tonight, and see if mine is as tasty as hers?

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Something is VERY wrong with that invitation, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

These feminazi leanings are PRECISELY why you need a husband ASAP!!!!

I apologize, Sister! I completely forgot your affection for Sister Thumper's cherry pie. Would you care to join us tonight, and see if mine is as tasty as hers?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

The second criterion is that the man be more interested in my mind than my pie.

These feminazi leanings are PRECISELY why you need a husband ASAP!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

The men really should stay out of this thread if you're going to keep talking about cherry pie but not offer to share any with us..

[JennyD]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Polygyny/Polygymy. So confusing. It seems that both are Biblically equivalent. (I again yield to the Pastors for correction ). I am not as Biblically learned as Pastor Al or Pastor Ezekiel, but I do indeed propose marriage to Sister Jenny in spite of her being barren. I think sister Jenny would require few tiresome beatings and would support my other wives that are prepared to give forth new Christian Soldiers.

Sorry, but as I am a widow and an orphan, I choose my own husband (if any).

The first criterion is that the man must be a True Christian™. You do not meet that standard.

The second criterion is that the man be more interested in my mind than my pie. You do not meet that standard, either.

Speaking of pie, Sister Thumper, would you like to come by tonight? I'm trying one of your recipes, and would love your opinion of my cherry pie. I've followed your instructions to the letter, so it should be extra juicy!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

I doubt whether Jenny Bobbitt is going to be too keen on that idea.....just my take of course, but she's single after all these many, many years for a reason.

She wears a flannel shirt ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Polygyny/Polygymy. So confusing. It seems that both are Biblically equivalent. (I again yield to the Pastors for correction ). I am not as Biblically learned as Pastor Al or Pastor Ezekiel, but I do indeed propose marriage to Sister Jenny in spite of her being barren. I think sister Jenny would require few tiresome beatings and would support my other wives that are prepared to give forth new Christian Soldiers.

I doubt whether Jenny Bobbitt is going to be too keen on that idea.....just my take of course, but she's single after all these many, many years for a reason.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: JennyD needs a husband! Suggestions?

Polygyny/Polygymy. So confusing. It seems that both are Biblically equivalent. (I again yield to the Pastors for correction ). I am not as Biblically learned as Pastor Al or Pastor Ezekiel, but I do indeed propose marriage to Sister Jenny in spite of her being barren. I think sister Jenny would require few tiresome beatings and would support my other wives that are prepared to give forth new Christian Soldiers.