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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #16
    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.
    Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #17
        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

        Well, at least her virginity stays intact when she engages in sexual foot-play.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #18
            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.
            Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.
            I notice through all these accusations of yours, you've not once denied having sex with feet.

            I rest my case.

            And FYI, no, I can't say I'd like that done to my feet. I mean, I'm all for foot massages and lotion, but I can't say I'd enjoy...er....that...as foot lotion.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #19
                Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #20
                    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.

                    Hey, whatever works for you.

                    I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #21
                        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        Hey, whatever works for you.

                        I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..
                        It's beneath my dignity to comment on your wild, unsaved allegations. Don't try and drag me down into the gutter you witches wallow in.

                        Anyway, a classy man doesn't kiss and tell.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • BibleBeliever
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 85
                            #22
                            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                            So sodomites are virgins ...

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                              • Larry Lee
                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 4464
                                #23
                                Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                Originally posted by BibleBeliever View Post
                                So sodomites are virgins ...
                                You think we don't know that's the filth Dan Savage preaches I ought to ban for repeating his talking points.

                                What do you have to say in your own defense?
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                                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                    Salvation from Above
                                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 6309
                                    #24
                                    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                    Originally posted by BibleBeliever View Post
                                    So sodomites are virgins ...
                                    What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!

                                    Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?
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                                      • Karl Marx Reborne
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • May 2009
                                        • 23
                                        #25
                                        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                                        What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!

                                        Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?
                                        Coming this summer the Stealth queer able to penetrate you in a single bound and leave before you even knew he was there. He only leaves behind one thing a mark on your behind...

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #26
                                            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                            Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
                                            Coming this summer the Stealth queer able to penetrate you in a single bound and leave before you even knew he was there. He only leaves behind one thing a mark on your behind...
                                            Your terrorist threats have been recorded, and the appropriate authorities have been notified.
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • Karl Marx Reborne
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • May 2009
                                                • 23
                                                #27
                                                Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                                That was an obvious satire of the remarks before me asking are you some sort of stealth queer I was trying to make a refrence of some sort of stealth queer superhero movie or something I didnt say I was going to sodomize him or unleash some sort of superhuman homosexual...Jeez learn to laugh a little...

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                                    Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
                                                    leave before you even knew he was there. .
                                                    You might want to see a doctor about that.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Elizabeth
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 34
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.

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                                                          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 272
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

                                                            Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.
                                                            Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.

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