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  • Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

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    Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

    I must confess that I panicked when I first read the thread title. I thought it said "Pat Robertson Says 'Don't Hate Atheists!'"

    Of course I nearly fainted at the thought of a man of such strong moral character sympathizing with the enemy!
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      Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

      My, what a good lady they have on there. As she so helpfully added to the discussion, "That is so true, that is so true."
      Last edited by Meek and Humble; 02-18-2015, 10:44 PM.

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        Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

        Amen Brother HB.

        Its refreshin to see a woman with brains for once.

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          I can't believe that Dr. Robertson feels he has to tell Christians not to date atheists.

          Why, not long ago an atheist "propositioned" me. He grabbed me, as they like to do. I was horrified, and immediately began beating him off, telling him him to keep his filthy God-mocking hands to himself!

          It took a while, but he finally got off and left me alone.

          I just wish I'd gotten his number, so he could pay for my dry cleaning bill! Scuff marks do not come out of silk too easily.
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            Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

            Ya because segregation is the answer to everything

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              Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

              Originally posted by Karl Marx Reborne View Post
              Ya because segregation is the answer to everything
              Are you one of those autisticks who separates his M&M's before he eats them?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Are you one of those autisticks who separates his M&M's before he eats them?
                Divide and conquer, Brother!
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                  Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  I can't believe that Dr. Robertson feels he has to tell Christians not to date atheists.

                  Why, not long ago an atheist "propositioned" me. He grabbed me, as they like to do. I was horrified, and immediately began beating him off, telling him him to keep his filthy God-mocking hands to himself!

                  It took a while, but he finally got off and left me alone.

                  I just wish I'd gotten his number, so he could pay for my dry cleaning bill! Scuff marks do not come out of silk too easily.

                  I feel sorry for him, seemed pretty cruel in my opinion....

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                    Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                    You felt sorry for the man who harassed our Godly Sister Jenny? What's wrong with you, sicko?!

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                      Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      I can't believe that Dr. Robertson feels he has to tell Christians not to date atheists.

                      Why, not long ago an atheist "propositioned" me. He grabbed me, as they like to do. I was horrified, and immediately began beating him off, telling him him to keep his filthy God-mocking hands to himself!

                      It took a while, but he finally got off and left me alone.

                      I just wish I'd gotten his number, so he could pay for my dry cleaning bill! Scuff marks do not come out of silk too easily.

                      Jenny, JENNY I just love your posts, they are full of double enterdres. Just chock-a-block full of them. What truely amazes me is that none of these other primates have caught on and called you on it.

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                        Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                        Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
                        Jenny, JENNY I just love your posts, they are full of double enterdres. Just chock-a-block full of them. What truely amazes me is that none of these other primates have caught on and called you on it.
                        How dare you accuse our Godly Sister Jenny of "double entendres" (see, that's how you spell it. Thought you spoke French?)! She's a pure and innocent flower!

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                          Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                          Well, you know those Frenchies always have their mind in the gutter. Can't say that I can blame them as that is where their mother and father met and procreated.

                          Heaven forbid, words are used that a dirty mind could misinterpret. I suppose 'Cock Fight' means something different to you that it does to a True Christan. Nothing like seeing a couple going at it, flailing about on a hot summers eve in the barn.

                          So put your talleywacker back in your pants, froggie.
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                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Are you one of those autisticks who separates his M&M's before he eats them?
                            He's a communist, just a backstabbing communist.

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                              Re: Pat Robertson Says "Don't Date Atheists!"

                              Even though Pat is a bit liberal for me, I was inspired by his firm standing on atheist dating. But I am still disappointed by the way Pat just tells the gal she needs to go find someone else. Let's hold off on the rebound date until a proper stoning has taken place
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