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  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #1

    Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

    Hello Miss Angels,

    For this afternoons lesson, please describe last nights tasty apple pie and then discuss the scriptures you read out of the KJV1611 Bible.

    Thanks,

    Johnny
  • angels
    Forum Member, lost in space
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 794

    #2
    Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

    Well Sir; I used 8 Bramley apples, which i steamed in a little white sugar. Once cooked till soft i put the apples into the pastry I had made. I like to make my own pastry . I use butter, self raising flour, a little salt and an egg. The pie was so full of apples, it looked and smelt so good. The crust was golden brown, with a little crunchy texture, because of the sugar I sprinkled over the crust.

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    • Johnnyboy
      True Christian™ fisherman
      • Jun 2009
      • 801

      #3
      Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

      Originally posted by angels View Post
      Well Sir; I used 8 Bramley apples, which i steamed in a little white sugar. Once cooked till soft i put the apples into the pastry I had made. I like to make my own pastry . I use butter, self raising flour, a little salt and an egg. The pie was so full of apples, it looked and smelt so good. The crust was golden brown, with a little crunchy texture, because of the sugar I sprinkled over the crust.

      Miss Angels,

      That does sound magnificant. A real Christian man does love his pie! Please remember caps on "I". Now, if you'd be so kind, discuss which scriptures you read last night, and explain what you gathered from them.

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      • angels
        Forum Member, lost in space
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 794

        #4
        Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

        My Favourite passage from The Bible is, the very first chapter." In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth".
        I actually should have bothered to read that before posting such ridiculous rubbish regarding our evolution.
        It states quite clearly that it was God who created the Earth, and every living thing on it. Our Lord lets us know he is the ultimate creator of life. No mention of apes at all.
        I found it totally uplifting reading the verses again. I only am confused as to why God made us this beautiful planet, but still gave Eve the chance to be enchanted by satan. Even though our Lord demanded that no fruit was to be eaten by either Adam or Eve, Eve was weak, she was taken in by the serpent, which i see now, is why women are not on the same level as men. And believe me, saying that sticks in my throat. Though i can't really argue against the facts given in the Holy Bible. As it wasn't Adam that listened to a snake. I actually am glad that we had a second chance, and can see why God would have been angry. Even at that time, us women never listened. God needed woman for procreation, but womankind still has the tend to be stupid.


        This is what I've been thinking Johnny. It's not just words on a page. I am taking time to take the meaning into not just my heard, but my heart too.

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        • angels
          Forum Member, lost in space
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 794

          #5
          Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

          [QUOTE=angels;349420]My Favourite passage from The Bible is, the very first chapter." In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth".
          I actually should have bothered to read that before posting such ridiculous rubbish regarding our evolution.
          It states quite clearly that it was God who created the Earth, and every living thing on it. Our Lord lets us know he is the ultimate creator of life. No mention of apes at all.
          I found it totally uplifting reading the verses again. I only am confused as to why God made us this beautiful planet, but still gave Eve the chance to be enchanted by satan. Even though our Lord demanded that no fruit was to be eaten by either Adam or Eve, Eve was weak, she was taken in by the serpent, which i see now, is why women are not on the same level as men. And believe me, saying that sticks in my throat. Though i can't really argue against the facts given in the Holy Bible. As it wasn't Adam that listened to a snake. I actually am glad that we had a second chance, and can see why God would have been angry. Even at that time, us women never listened. God needed woman for procreation, but womankind still has the tend to be stupid.


          This is what I've been thinking Johnny. It's not just words on a page. I am taking time to take the meaning into not just my heard, but my heart too. There are many people who just look at the words, but I need to understand the passages I read.

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          • angels
            Forum Member, lost in space
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 794

            #6
            Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

            I have been to the shops today. Sitting by the corner of the street was a beggar, he held out his hand to me. For the first time ever instead of giving him a few pounds, I gave him advice ,( yes ,me,I did). I suggested he go take a bath, clean himself up, get a job and get down on his knees to thank Jesus Christ for giving him another chance. I said accepting The Lord will bring him Salvation. I hope i did the right thing. Infact i'm certain i did. Mr Hutchins told me not to pity people.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

              Did you give him your boot as well?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • angels
                Forum Member, lost in space
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 794

                #8
                Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                [QUOTE=angels;349688]I have been to the shops today. Sitting by the corner of the street was a beggar, he held out his hand to me. For the first time ever instead of giving him a few pounds, I gave him advice ,( yes ,me,I did). I suggested he go take a bath, clean himself up, get a job and get down on his knees to thank Jesus Christ for giving him another chance. I said accepting The Lord will bring him Salvation. I hope I did the right thing. Infact I'm certain I did. Mr Hutchins told me not to pity people.This is the best way I know to show the Good Lord that I can be changed.And to also help others, without showing pity or just giving handouts.

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                • angels
                  Forum Member, lost in space
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 794

                  #9
                  Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Did you give him your boot as well?
                  Pastor, I verbally told him, he is lazy and dirty.He needs to clean his act up.And to stop scrounging. And I told him to at least read the Bible instead of calling me names. I believe he was very drunk, because he stood up and screamed things at me.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                    I'd like to suggest that you order a few hundred copies of THIS Godly Chick Track, the perfect thing to hand out to bums sitting in their own filth expecting a handout.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • angels
                      Forum Member, lost in space
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 794

                      #11
                      Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                      Some of the streets over here are teaming with people, living in cardboard boxes, in their own sick and drugged up, drunken mess. Some of those people, rob people just to get a drink or a quick fix. I am actually seeing this for real for the first time, instead of through rose coloured glasses. And I am increasingly embarrassed by my own City.

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                      • Johnnyboy
                        True Christian™ fisherman
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 801

                        #12
                        Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                        Originally posted by angels View Post
                        My Favourite passage from The Bible is, the very first chapter." In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth".
                        I actually should have bothered to read that before posting such ridiculous rubbish regarding our evolution.
                        It states quite clearly that it was God who created the Earth, and every living thing on it. Our Lord lets us know he is the ultimate creator of life. No mention of apes at all.
                        I found it totally uplifting reading the verses again. I only am confused as to why God made us this beautiful planet, but still gave Eve the chance to be enchanted by satan. Even though our Lord demanded that no fruit was to be eaten by either Adam or Eve, Eve was weak, she was taken in by the serpent, which i see now, is why women are not on the same level as men. And believe me, saying that sticks in my throat. Though i can't really argue against the facts given in the Holy Bible. As it wasn't Adam that listened to a snake. I actually am glad that we had a second chance, and can see why God would have been angry. Even at that time, us women never listened. God needed woman for procreation, but womankind still has the tend to be stupid.


                        This is what I've been thinking Johnny. It's not just words on a page. I am taking time to take the meaning into not just my heard, but my heart too.
                        Miss Angels,

                        That is very uplifting to hear. I'm your taking the KJV Bible to heart. Your typing has improved immeasurably! Keep up the good work, and congrats for becoming a forum member.

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                        • angels
                          Forum Member, lost in space
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 794

                          #13
                          Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                          Miss Angels,

                          That is very uplifting to hear. I'm your taking the KJV Bible to heart. Your typing has improved immeasurably! Keep up the good work, and congrats for becoming a forum member.

                          Hello Johnny,

                          I am trying so hard. And I feel completely set free. It's wonderful. I thought the good Pastor would not let me stay. He has helped me without realising it.As have you. I thankyou for the time you spend with me, see how things change.! I am not being nasty anymore, well at least I don't think I am.I read here this morning a quote from a member who said "if you don't like what you read, then leave." . Well actually I agree with folks here, it's just taken alot of study and belief to admit it.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                            The Bible is like that. Sometimes it takes a little while to 'get it'.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #15
                              Re: Miss Angels typing class. Educational purposes only

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              The Bible is like that. Sometimes it takes a little while to 'get it'.
                              I'm sure understanding more now though. I don't know why i felt it was ok for me to try and pull everyone down to my level. But it's great now to be part of this wonderful place. I think I will be very contented here with you all. You have given me a strength I never knew I had before.

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