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  • Okugbe Edekie
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2009
    • 10

    #1

    Dear Valvoline Johnson,

    Hello, My name is Okugbe was looking through when I went through your Profile,I must say it really set an attraction to me,I would like to get to know you better.

    Hi....how are you? I checked out your profile.............I must say I liked what I saw and read about your profile... You appear to be a handsome spirit. I would like to see some other pics if you have any. If you send me some of your, I'll do the same! I am described as beautiful, fit, strong, great sense of humor, music enthusiast, passionate, chivalrous, caring and sincere. With a strong nature I make an incredibly protective and loving friend/partner. Besides this, I'm incredibly fun to be with, smart and have a very unique sense of style.

    Thanks,

    Okugbe Edekie
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

    You have a bone through your nose.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

      Erk.

      The penis gourd is a real turn off.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Mary O'Bryan Thorne
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 152

        #4
        Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

        Please try to refrain from acting like the savage beast that you appear to be. This is NOT that filthy eHarmony site. If you weren't raised by heathens and wolves, you might have learned the proper way to court a lady.
        Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
        The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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        • Once was lost
          ...but now is found.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2009
          • 490

          #5
          Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

          Why are posts by savages allowed to remain? We can pray for the filth even after it's deleted.

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          • Brother Lazarus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1062

            #6
            Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
            Why are posts by savages allowed to remain? We can pray for the filth even after it's deleted.
            Hey, smilin' Bob is back. Are you still livin' large? How's the wife?

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • Once was lost
              ...but now is found.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2009
              • 490

              #7
              Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

              Thank you for inquiring Brother Lazarus. I am living the Christian life and the wife like any good Christian Lady lives to obey me. God is great!

              Ephesians 5:22-24



              22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
              23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
              24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                I recall receiving an e-mail from someone with a name very like yours, Okugbe Edekie.

                The person was offering to share an unclaimed Nigerian bank account with many millions of dollars in it. He asked only for my bank account number and some other personal information. I didn't have a bank account at the time and we settled upon a simple wire transfer where I sent him $25 to "start the ball rolling."

                I never heard from him again.

                Was that you? And when can I expect to receive the money you promised?
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                  Originally posted by Okugbe Edekie View Post
                  Hello, My name is Okugbe was looking through when I went through your Profile,I must say it really set an attraction to me,I would like to get to know you better.

                  Hi....how are you? I checked out your profile.............I must say I liked what I saw and read about your profile... You appear to be a handsome spirit. I would like to see some other pics if you have any. If you send me some of your, I'll do the same! I am described as beautiful, fit, strong, great sense of humor, music enthusiast, passionate, chivalrous, caring and sincere. With a strong nature I make an incredibly protective and loving friend/partner. Besides this, I'm incredibly fun to be with, smart and have a very unique sense of style.

                  Thanks,

                  Okugbe Edekie
                  Mr Olgilbe, Go back to yo dung hut, I ain't interested in a life livin in the jungle and drinkin no cow blood. Go ask Prof X fo her hand. She wants to go back to her roots, not me.
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • HTannor
                    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2612

                    #10
                    Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                    Sister Valvoline, please don't shoo him off till he sends me my money.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Miss April
                      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 685

                      #11
                      Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      Sister Valvoline, please don't shoo him off till he sends me my money.
                      Brother HTannor I don't think you will be getting your money from Him i bet he don't even have any He was probably just lying I mean just look at him i'm very sorry:/

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                      • Miss April
                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 685

                        #12
                        Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                        I recall receiving an e-mail from someone with a name very like yours, Okugbe Edekie.

                        The person was offering to share an unclaimed Nigerian bank account with many millions of dollars in it. He asked only for my bank account number and some other personal information. I didn't have a bank account at the time and we settled upon a simple wire transfer where I sent him $25 to "start the ball rolling."

                        I never heard from him again.

                        Was that you? And when can I expect to receive the money you promised?
                        I'm so sorry you naver received your money next time i whould not trust someone with the name Okugbe Edekie what kind of name is that really

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #13
                          Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                          Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                          I'm so sorry you naver received your money next time i whould not trust someone with the name Okugbe Edekie what kind of name is that really


                          You are correct, of course, Miss April.

                          To anyone on the board willing to try to force collection of my 25 dollars from him, I will pay a finder's fee of nearly 10%.
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #14
                            Re: Dear Valvoline Johnson,

                            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                            I recall receiving an e-mail from someone with a name very like yours, Okugbe Edekie.

                            The person was offering to share an unclaimed Nigerian bank account with many millions of dollars in it. He asked only for my bank account number and some other personal information. I didn't have a bank account at the time and we settled upon a simple wire transfer where I sent him $25 to "start the ball rolling."

                            I never heard from him again.

                            Was that you? And when can I expect to receive the money you promised?
                            I, myself, and some of the Church Elders received that e-mail so it must be real! It looks like you are about to be financially blessed!

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