When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means:

[Nobar King]

If you're asking a girl for a date and she says this:

I like playing pool
I like Bowling
I don't like watching TV

She really means is that she doesn't want you to come over and watch TV at her place. She's giving you a couple of options that a guy might like besides going to another restaurant or another stupid Jackie Chan movie.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

Brother Nobar, your knowledge of the weaker sex is truly admirable! I shall remember this tip while I am courting some virtuous True Christian girls.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

Mary

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

Mary

As always Mary your insight into dating is superior. Have you given further consideration to my offer of concubinage? My wife and I patiently await your decision.

Your comliness has aroused poinginat interest in both of us.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

Mary

The neighborhoods up here are really bad, and I don't know how I would take a date around without the use of my car.

[Meek and Humble]

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Son, that's what CHAPERONS are for!

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

Makes sense. Finding a chaperone will probably be the tricky part.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

Traditionally, the role goes to the young lady's father.

[Rock4MyLord]

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See, I haven't been on many dates. My last girlfriend was an internet girlfriend, but she had sex with some guy over there and broke up with me.

[Meek and Humble]

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The internets is not a good place to meet girls. Half the time the supposed young lady is actually a MALE sodomite qweer looking to molest teenage boys.

[Widow Green]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

If I go on a date I have to go by car and drive myself. It's the only way I can get there and back safely. Public transport isn't up to much and far too dangerous for a single woman especially after dark. Then again the date itself is not without its moments. I'm afraid that the men around here are only after the widows money or the widows body. Filthy creatures
That is one of the reasons I seek a good Christian husband elsewhere, there's none to be had around here, I've looked. I don't have a chaperone either, my Father passed away some years ago and there is no other male in my life to take over this role.

[God>science]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

The internets is not a good place to meet girls. Half the time the supposed young lady is actually a MALE sodomite qweer looking to molest teenage boys.

As a reformed Catholic, I can testify to this. The internet is only good for two things: ordering ammo and spreading the word of God.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means

Amen, God>science !