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  • Laura_
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2009
    • 15

    #1

    Hi guys

    I'm Laura. Been reading the forums for a while now so thought I'd finally sign up

    Any threads you an recommend to get me started?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hi guys

    Pastor's Rules and Announcements
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Laura_
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2009
      • 15

      #3
      Re: Hi guys

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Who's the Pastor?

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      • cheesegod
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2009
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hi guys

        hello laura
        how are you?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi guys

          Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
          Thanks! WE are not kidding.


          Originally posted by cheesegod View Post
          hello laura
          how are you?
          Look CheeseHead, this is not 'Adult FriendFinder' go do your whore trolling elsewhere. This is a Christian site!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Laura_
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2009
            • 15

            #6
            Re: Hi guys

            Hi cheesegod, I'm good thanks. And you?

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            • cheesegod
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2009
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Hi guys

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
              Thanks! WE are not kidding.




              Look CheeseHead, this is not 'Adult FriendFinder' go do your whore trolling elsewhere. This is a Christian site!
              hey
              i said hello and asked a polite question...
              as far as i know, politeness is a christian virtue, yet you show none of it

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              • Laura_
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2009
                • 15

                #8
                Re: Hi guys

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
                Thanks! WE are not kidding.
                Easy tiger. Manners cost nothing

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                • cheesegod
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Hi guys

                  hi laura
                  i am good
                  i have completed many good deeds today at the local shelter for abused pets

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                  • Laura_
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 15

                    #10
                    Re: Hi guys

                    Originally posted by cheesegod View Post
                    hi laura
                    i am good
                    i have completed many good deeds today at the local shelter for abused pets
                    I have been busy today smiting heathens. It's hard but somebody has to do God's work.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hi guys

                      Ah, brit trolls. I'll leave you two at it.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • angels
                        Forum Member, lost in space
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 794

                        #12
                        Re: Hi guys

                        Originally posted by Laura_ View Post
                        Easy tiger. Manners cost nothing

                        Laura, You should NEVER talk to an elder like that.
                        It's so disrespectful.
                        Mr. Hutchins is a Good man and a True Christian. We aren't fit to touch his boots.

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                        • Laura_
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 15

                          #13
                          Re: Hi guys

                          Originally posted by angels View Post
                          Laura, You should NEVER talk to an elder like that.
                          It's so disrespectful.
                          Mr. Hutchins is a Good man and a True Christian. We aren't fit to touch his boots.
                          What pennance would you recommend?

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Hi guys

                            Originally posted by cheesegod View Post
                            as far as i know, politeness is a christian virtue,
                            Book, chapter, and verse, please.
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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #15
                              Re: Hi guys

                              Originally posted by Laura_ View Post
                              What pennance would you recommend?

                              Not up to me. But if I were married and I talked that way. Then there is only one thing for it. A good hard slap, to bring me back into line.

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