[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I didn't describe anything I did with anybody - I was simply making a joke. Lighten up.

This isn't a place for your fantasies, either!

We don't want to hear about what you want to do with the gardener, the pool boy, and a quart of Wesson Oil! Nor do we want to hear about your "afternoon delight" with your neighbor, her sister, her horse, and the mailman! "Skyrockets in flight", indeed!

Nor do we care to read of your time spent M-ing while cruising Ouchy the Clown's disgusting and very unChristian website!

Please keep your demented fantasy sexcapades offline, or at least write about them at an appropriate heathen website like DeviantTard.com. Thank you.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Maybe he's saying that you shouldn't come onto a Baptist Church forum and describe in detail the filthy, disgusting perversions in which you engage with your husband or whatever trucker happens to pick you up hitchhiking on Interstate 69 or the Hershey Highway!!

I didn't describe anything I did with anybody - I was simply making a joke. Lighten up.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Nine....Ten No...Thank you. I think I'll find someother way to help out society. Ten....Oh wow now scareing me.

Don't you want your Quiver to be Full?

I can't figure out how demons in one's colon would make a person want to make love. Seems to me, it would just make them need to... well, you know.

I hear they're tickly demons, that make the man want someone to scratch his deep, deep itch. Over and over again, scrubbing and scraping, until the itching finally fades with sweet release.

Bobby Joe,
Are you trying to tell me that I shouldn't want to physically express to my husband how much I love him? That I should pray not to want my own husband? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.

Maybe he's saying that you shouldn't come onto a Baptist Church forum and describe in detail the filthy, disgusting perversions in which you engage with your husband or whatever trucker happens to pick you up hitchhiking on Interstate 69 or the Hershey Highway!!

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Phoenix,
You are sadly wrong on this and it hard to explain. As Brother Eno has explained the only way to understand this is with one on one weekly deep Christian prayer sessions with our pastors. It is the surest way to be touched by HIS love.

Bobby Joe,
Are you trying to tell me that I shouldn't want to physically express to my husband how much I love him? That I should pray not to want my own husband? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm married, not a "brazen tart." My husband is the only man I sleep with, the only man I fantasize about, and he and I can indulge our passion for each other in any way we choose.

Phoenix,
You are sadly wrong on this and it hard to explain. As Brother Eno has explained the only way to understand this is with one on one weekly deep Christian prayer sessions with our pastors. It is the surest way to be touched by HIS love.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Young woman, it is high time that you stopped acting like a brazen tart and starting to give some consideration to the fate of your Aeternal soul. The demons of carnal lust and licentiousness are taking a vice like hold on you, and your chances of Salvation© are rapidly diminishing. You must look to Jesus for redemption. The good pastors here will be prepared to help. Feel free to contact any of us for one-on-one counselling, prayer, and Bible reading sessions.

I'm married, not a "brazen tart." My husband is the only man I sleep with, the only man I fantasize about, and he and I can indulge our passion for each other in any way we choose.

[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

True - you have to work fast with whipped cream. Honey with the honey sounds pretty good, though...

Young woman, it is high time that you stopped acting like a brazen tart and starting to give some consideration to the fate of your Aeternal soul. The demons of carnal lust and licentiousness are taking a vice like hold on you, and your chances of Salvation© are rapidly diminishing. You must look to Jesus for redemption. The good pastors here will be prepared to help. Feel free to contact any of us for one-on-one counselling, prayer, and Bible reading sessions.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Not much of a whipped cream fan. It tends to melt easily and turn into this disgusting watery stuff. Honey can be good too.

Moon

True - you have to work fast with whipped cream. Honey with the honey sounds pretty good, though...

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Don't forget the whipped cream.

Not much of a whipped cream fan. It tends to melt easily and turn into this disgusting watery stuff. Honey can be good too.

Moon

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm a chocolate fan, but mixing the two could be yummy!

Don't forget the whipped cream.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

They think it's enjoyable too, they'll just never admit it. And it's even better with chocolate syrup...yum.

Moon

I can't figure out how demons in one's colon would make a person want to make love. Seems to me, it would just make them need to... well, you know.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Erm............. I should pass on the Brownies kiki. That Heathen Moon tried them on Bobby-Joe and he very nearly succumbed to her wicked ways.
Bobby Joe had to be given a Tranquillizer to calm him down.

She might be "trying it on" with you. (if you know what I mean ).

Yes, it was terrible. Apparently when I was out I pledged $10,000 to a PBS station in Chicago and another $7,000 to a food bank while in Des Moines. When they finally found me I was naked in my yard curled up in the rhododendrons weeping. I pray to Jesus this will never happen again.

[Talitha]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I might have to try your brownies sometime. As for the herb they use for the peace pipe its probably w**d, but than again what do I know.

Erm............. I should pass on the Brownies kiki. That Heathen Moon tried them on Bobby-Joe and he very nearly succumbed to her wicked ways.
Bobby Joe had to be given a Tranquillizer to calm him down.

She might be "trying it on" with you. (if you know what I mean ).

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

What fun is that? Or do you just enjoy seeing the men get all fired up?



I put a handful of some very potent sage I got from a Native American I met when I went to the Grand Canyon for a meditation retreat. You should try their peace pipe, it's to die for!


I wonder what herb they use for that....

Moon

I might have to try your brownies sometime. As for the herb they use for the peace pipe its probably w**d, but than again what do I know.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Teehee! Lol, no, that's ok, I don't want to interrupt while the men are trying to 'save' Kiki.

What fun is that? Or do you just enjoy seeing the men get all fired up?

But, I did want to ask you about your brownies. What's the secret ingredient? It gives them such a....kick!

I put a handful of some very potent sage I got from a Native American I met when I went to the Grand Canyon for a meditation retreat. You should try their peace pipe, it's to die for!


I wonder what herb they use for that....

Moon