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  • kikirnw

    #136
    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Oh do come back Kiki! Jesus is going to need so many Christian warriors in the future and you can do so much for HIM! Just think of those glorious days when Jesus calls your future sons home and you are getting the American flag that covers their coffin! Sure the government will force you to sign of a waver not disclose your loss to anyone so the evil liberals don't turn your child's death against the war effort but think of the pride you will feel then! . Eighteen years of hard work raising the boy for the eighteen months Jesus’ needs him.

    Please come back Kiki!

    I'll stay around for a little while,though I probably won't post as much. If my son decides to go to the army or what have I would be very proud of him but than again if he became a teacher I'd be just as proud.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #137
      Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

      Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
      I'll stay around for a little while,though I probably won't post as much. If my son decides to go to the army or what have I would be very proud of him but than again if he became a teacher I'd be just as proud.
      If you don't repent and accept Jesus, your son may not make it that long. Jesus will return to earth any day now (no one knows the precise day or hour, but the Bible says that Jesus will come "Like a thief in the night"), and if you aren't right with God by then, you and your son will be sent into eternal damnation.

      I hope you do the right thing and accept Jesus now, before he kills you both.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2025
        • 15118

        #138
        Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        If you don't repent and accept Jesus, your son may not make it that long. Jesus will return to earth any day now (no one knows the precise day or hour, but the Bible says that Jesus will come "Like a thief in the night"), and if you aren't right with God by then, you and your son will be sent into eternal damnation.

        I hope you do the right thing and accept Jesus now, before he kills you both.
        I think you should listen to our Masterful and handsome Pastor Ezekiel. (Lucky Sister Thumper eh?).

        Anyway Kiki, I want you to know that after much contemplation, you are OK in my books and I'd like us to become Best Friends!
        Not in a kinda Lezbeen way but a kind of Sisterly, Huggy Christian kind of way.
        Would you like that?

        Now, I can't help what Jesus does to you if he suddenly comes back (say tomorrow), because as a True Christian™ of course I'll be off to Heaven and you'll be suffering Eternal Damnation. But try and find Jesus in your heart and I'll put in a good word for ya

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • kikirnw

          #139
          Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          I think you should listen to our Masterful and handsome Pastor Ezekiel. (Lucky Sister Thumper eh?).

          Anyway Kiki, I want you to know that after much contemplation, you are OK in my books and I'd like us to become Best Friends!
          Not in a kinda Lezbeen way but a kind of Sisterly, Huggy Christian kind of way.
          Would you like that?

          Now, I can't help what Jesus does to you if he suddenly comes back (say tomorrow), because as a True Christian™ of course I'll be off to Heaven and you'll be suffering Eternal Damnation. But try and find Jesus in your heart and I'll put in a good word for ya

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          Thank you. Yes,being friends would be nice,and I am trying but I still can't seem to believe in the bible.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #140
            Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
            I'll stay around for a little while,though I probably won't post as much. If my son decides to go to the army or what have I would be very proud of him but than again if he became a teacher I'd be just as proud.
            Oh thank you for coming back Kiki!

            I know you are just the kind of woman who can really become a TRUE Christians! Jesus tells me you have the right kind of and thinking to be a good follower of HIS.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2025
              • 15118

              #141
              Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

              Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
              Thank you. Yes,being friends would be nice,and I am trying but I still can't seem to believe in the bible.
              Thank you Kiki.
              I knew we could become friends.
              You know, I was once like you. It was so very long ago and I was a young(ish) girl with a need to find some some kind of meaning to my life.
              This was before the Innernets and Computers, so being all on my own I couldn't meet other people very easily. (did I mention I have a Daughter?)
              Then, I found Jesus and I came to live in Freehold.

              Oh, I missed out the bit where I got married to a Multi-Millionaire Oil Tycoon who died in very mysterious circumstances leaving me all of his money.
              A Pastor of Landover visited me and said that if I become a Triple-Platinum Tither I could buy a Mansion in Freehold and find Jesus.
              THEN I found Jesus!!

              Gosh kiki, being friends is fun. I feel I've poured out my life story to you.

              So, believing in The Bible(KJV1611) is something you can do too.
              I see Pastor Bobby-Joe is already trying to help.
              You are so lucky.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #142
                Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                I'll stay around for a little while,though I probably won't post as much. If my son decides to go to the army or what have I would be very proud of him but than again if he became a teacher I'd be just as proud.
                We used to have a guy here who was in the army, and he had a saying: "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier."
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • kikirnw

                  #143
                  Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Oh thank you for coming back Kiki!

                  I know you are just the kind of woman who can really become a TRUE Christians! Jesus tells me you have the right kind of and thinking to be a good follower of HIS.
                  No need to thank me but you are welcome. I'm still not sure about becomeing a Christian,though. However thank you for the kind words.

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                  • kikirnw

                    #144
                    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Thank you Kiki.
                    I knew we could become friends.
                    You know, I was once like you. It was so very long ago and I was a young(ish) girl with a need to find some some kind of meaning to my life.
                    This was before the Innernets and Computers, so being all on my own I couldn't meet other people very easily. (did I mention I have a Daughter?)
                    Then, I found Jesus and I came to live in Freehold.

                    Oh, I missed out the bit where I got married to a Multi-Millionaire Oil Tycoon who died in very mysterious circumstances leaving me all of his money.
                    A Pastor of Landover visited me and said that if I become a Triple-Platinum Tither I could buy a Mansion in Freehold and find Jesus.
                    THEN I found Jesus!!

                    Gosh kiki, being friends is fun. I feel I've poured out my life story to you.

                    So, believing in The Bible(KJV1611) is something you can do too.
                    I see Pastor Bobby-Joe is already trying to help.
                    You are so lucky.

                    Being friends is good,and thank you for shareing your life store with me. I know I have said somethings about my life but I have yet to share all with anyone. It's a long boring store anyways. Yes Booby-Joe is trying to help me but so are the rest of you and I thank you all for campassion. I don't know if I'll ever find Jesus or if I'll ever be able to believe in the bible but I do feel lucky for having meet everyone on here.

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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522

                      #145
                      Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Teehee! Lol, no, that's ok, I don't want to interrupt while the men are trying to 'save' Kiki.
                      What fun is that? Or do you just enjoy seeing the men get all fired up?

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      But, I did want to ask you about your brownies. What's the secret ingredient? It gives them such a....kick!
                      I put a handful of some very potent sage I got from a Native American I met when I went to the Grand Canyon for a meditation retreat. You should try their peace pipe, it's to die for!


                      I wonder what herb they use for that....

                      Moon
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      • kikirnw

                        #146
                        Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                        What fun is that? Or do you just enjoy seeing the men get all fired up?



                        I put a handful of some very potent sage I got from a Native American I met when I went to the Grand Canyon for a meditation retreat. You should try their peace pipe, it's to die for!


                        I wonder what herb they use for that....

                        Moon
                        I might have to try your brownies sometime. As for the herb they use for the peace pipe its probably w**d, but than again what do I know.

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2025
                          • 15118

                          #147
                          Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                          I might have to try your brownies sometime. As for the herb they use for the peace pipe its probably w**d, but than again what do I know.
                          Erm............. I should pass on the Brownies kiki. That Heathen Moon tried them on Bobby-Joe and he very nearly succumbed to her wicked ways.
                          Bobby Joe had to be given a Tranquillizer to calm him down.

                          She might be "trying it on" with you. (if you know what I mean ).

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #148
                            Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            Erm............. I should pass on the Brownies kiki. That Heathen Moon tried them on Bobby-Joe and he very nearly succumbed to her wicked ways.
                            Bobby Joe had to be given a Tranquillizer to calm him down.

                            She might be "trying it on" with you. (if you know what I mean ).
                            Yes, it was terrible. Apparently when I was out I pledged $10,000 to a PBS station in Chicago and another $7,000 to a food bank while in Des Moines. When they finally found me I was naked in my yard curled up in the rhododendrons weeping. I pray to Jesus this will never happen again.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Phoenix Risen
                              Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 184

                              #149
                              Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                              They think it's enjoyable too, they'll just never admit it. And it's even better with chocolate syrup...yum.

                              Moon

                              I can't figure out how demons in one's colon would make a person want to make love. Seems to me, it would just make them need to... well, you know.

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                              • Phoenix Risen
                                Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
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                                • Apr 2007
                                • 184

                                #150
                                Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                                Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                                I'm a chocolate fan, but mixing the two could be yummy!

                                Don't forget the whipped cream.

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