[Immoderate]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you

Well, I surely like part Italian ladies, especially from York, PA.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister greenpomaceous you Shouldn't think Badly of your self are a Good Christian Lady so i don't see why you whould have any trouble trying a Good Christian Man you will find someone it just take a little while. I will pray that the Lord helps you find a Good Christian man

Oh, thank you Miss April. I appreciate your warm words of kindness.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Thats a good start

Thats How I got my Emil

Alright. I'll give it a shot. Thanks so much Lola. You are a wonderful soul.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I think so badly of myself, Miss April, that you have so many viable true Christian men chasing after you, and I haven't one for myself. And I feel bad for being jealous. What should I do?

Sister greenpomaceous you Shouldn't think Badly of your self are a Good Christian Lady so i don't see why you whould have any trouble trying a Good Christian Man you will find someone it just take a little while. I will pray that the Lord helps you find a Good Christian man

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you

Oh Miss April, I still like you!!!



You have everything I want in a woman.

Ours is an affection that dares not speak it's name

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Should I send him a friend request. I don't know how this whole thing works. I've never courted anyone.

Thats a good start

Thats How I got my Emil

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Mr Basher might be available ?

Should I send him a friend request. I don't know how this whole thing works. I've never courted anyone.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

Am I still allowed to date her???

I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Mr Basher might be available ?

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I think so badly of myself, Miss April, that you have so many viable true Christian men chasing after you, and I haven't one for myself. And I feel bad for being jealous. What should I do?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I thought we had figured that the one-drop rule should be applied in the opposite manner, so that anyone with a bit of white blood is considered white? Isn't that why we decided to support Obama (on occasion...)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

Am I still allowed to date her???

Not if she has a drop of colored blood in her. God hates race traitors.

Sorry Brother Basher, it looks like you are destined to remain alone awhile longer...

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

Am I still allowed to date her???

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

See i'm half italian that's why my skin is kind of a litte dark and i have a healthy tan from laying out in the sun

OK, I see. Well, Italians aren't really white. To be honest, Italians are glorified mulattos. All that Moorish admixture is what makes people of southern Italian descent, like yourself, look like either persians, gypsies or cubans depending on rather or not your ancestry is Shemite, Hamite or a little of both. Not that there is anything wrong with that. In fact, southern Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. If you were a pale skinned "whitebread", as that Buttfloss negro calls us, all these True Christian™ bachelors probably wouldn't give two cents about courting you. God knows Sister JennyD couldn't get a man to save her life. May she rest in peace.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, just want to let you know that even though I'm married to 3 other women, I'm not livin' with any of them so I'm still available.

If you'd like to go out with me, I can assure you that it will be a date to remember and cherish for the rest of your life. I was thinkin' of takin' you to an anti-abortion rally in front of the Wacko Abortion Clinic (here in Wacko, Texas). Those rallies are lots of fun. We wait until one of them abortion-seeking sluts shows up, and then snap her photo before pelting her with plastic bags filled with pig's blood. Later, we post her photo on the Internet with the words "Baby murderess!" underneath, alongside of pictures of dead fetuses. When she exits the clinic, we follow the slut home, shouting at her with our bullhorns the whole time. We try to track down her employer to ask him why he's hiring a baby killer, and call her on the phone at midnight to play recordings of babies crying. Then we mail her a package with a little baby doll inside with the words "Why did you kill me?" written on it.

Really, it's a blast. Doing the Lord's work is one of life's greatest pleasures - I'm sure you'll love the feeling of moral superiority that it brings. Let me know when you're available, and I'll pick you up with my car:



Waiting for your reply,
Brother Buford