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    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #91
    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

    Am I still allowed to date her???
    Not if she has a drop of colored blood in her. God hates race traitors.

    Sorry Brother Basher, it looks like you are destined to remain alone awhile longer...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #92
      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

      I thought we had figured that the one-drop rule should be applied in the opposite manner, so that anyone with a bit of white blood is considered white? Isn't that why we decided to support Obama (on occasion...)

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      • greenpomaceous
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 85

        #93
        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

        I think so badly of myself, Miss April, that you have so many viable true Christian men chasing after you, and I haven't one for myself. And I feel bad for being jealous. What should I do?
        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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        • Lola Handcock
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 739

          #94
          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

          Mr Basher might be available ?

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #95
            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Wait, so Miss April is really a negro?

            Am I still allowed to date her???
            I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you

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            • greenpomaceous
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 85

              #96
              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

              Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
              Mr Basher might be available ?
              Should I send him a friend request. I don't know how this whole thing works. I've never courted anyone.
              "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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              • Lola Handcock
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 739

                #97
                Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                Should I send him a friend request. I don't know how this whole thing works. I've never courted anyone.
                Thats a good start

                Thats How I got my Emil

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #98
                  Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                  Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                  I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you
                  Oh Miss April, I still like you!!!



                  You have everything I want in a woman.

                  Ours is an affection that dares not speak it's name

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                  • Miss April
                    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 685

                    #99
                    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                    Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                    I think so badly of myself, Miss April, that you have so many viable true Christian men chasing after you, and I haven't one for myself. And I feel bad for being jealous. What should I do?
                    Sister greenpomaceous you Shouldn't think Badly of your self are a Good Christian Lady so i don't see why you whould have any trouble trying a Good Christian Man you will find someone it just take a little while. I will pray that the Lord helps you find a Good Christian man

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                    • greenpomaceous
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 85

                      #100
                      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                      Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                      Thats a good start

                      Thats How I got my Emil
                      Alright. I'll give it a shot. Thanks so much Lola. You are a wonderful soul.
                      "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                      • greenpomaceous
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 85

                        #101
                        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                        Sister greenpomaceous you Shouldn't think Badly of your self are a Good Christian Lady so i don't see why you whould have any trouble trying a Good Christian Man you will find someone it just take a little while. I will pray that the Lord helps you find a Good Christian man
                        Oh, thank you Miss April. I appreciate your warm words of kindness.
                        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                        • Immoderate
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 11

                          #102
                          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                          Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                          I'm not a Negro Brother Heathen But if you don't want anything to do with me Because i'm half italian That's fine its up to you
                          Well, I surely like part Italian ladies, especially from York, PA.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #103
                            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                            Oh, thank you Miss April. I appreciate your warm words of kindness.
                            Sorry ma'am, but I'm spoken for...

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                            • greenpomaceous
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                              • Oct 2009
                              • 85

                              #104
                              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Sorry ma'am, but I'm spoken for...
                              Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.
                              "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                              • Miss April
                                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 685

                                #105
                                Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Oh Miss April, I still like you!!!



                                You have everything I want in a woman.

                                Ours is an affection that dares not speak it's name
                                I still like you alot to I adore you so much Aww Thank you so much your everything I want in a man to

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