[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

I'm so sorry for not replying Brother Heathen i just got home from Work Well i'm not doing anything special on Saturady so I whould love to go on a Date with you With of Course Wonderful Brother Old Man Hatchet chaperoning us Its such a Honor he whould be willing to do that

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Rev. Moonfloos,Its not right to bid on a date with Miss April, she has a sweet heart allready.May be you should seek out Mis Vavoline she might be a better match for you

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Now it done be lookin like dat Miss April be sturin up a heap a mess here. Iz knows hows ta fix dis mess.

Iz a be startin da bidin off at $50 for one hour wit Miss April. Who be gotten da $60?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though

That sounds queer. You will simply unask Mister Miss April. Now, you two should arrive at my house at noon on Saturday. We won't leave until six, but I have corns that need filing, and it's an all-day job. You can each take a foot.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.

Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though

[Talitha]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

You nearly earned a serious Infraction for racism there, my girl.
One thing is for certain, we at Landover Baptist Church DO NOT tolerate racism in any way shape or form.
The Negra cannot help the way it speaks.

Oh, I can whole-heartedly recommend dear Brother Hatchet as a Chaperon

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!



Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.

Aww that's so sweet of you Brother Ezenezer thank you very much. Well its just its really hard because, i'm trying to find the right True Christian man for me i think Wonderful brother heathen is a good match for me

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.

Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.

[SUV]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

A-HA! TRUE True Christians! Have you noticed that a "Certain someone" has not made another appearance here since I asked why he is no longer in Iraq? Here is our answer, top line, to the Right of his avatar: "Location: Somebody's couch."

And he hardly even looks like a Baptist Man any more with all of that weight he's lost.

Pity-ful. Simply, pity-ful

[crazychick]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

You're crazy. Who would want to be friends with you?

Everyone needs one crazy friend to make the rest of the group look good!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

At times like these I'm glad to be happily married with a Christian wife and 2.5 homeschooled children .

Good to hear you've got a little soldier in the oven, Brother Bryan! Lord knows, you're not a True Christian(tm) man until you've sired a quiver full -- And you're on your way. Congratulations.

Oh, and Miss April. It'd be best to keep a watchful eye on Brother Trent. He's been in a war zone, and you know the effect that can have on some men's thinking.