[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.

Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Lawd hab mercy, somethin me and da Lezbo sista and I agrees upon! Stay way from dat gal unless you wants yo chilrins comin down wif an IQ of a turnip and and empty head where da brain should be.

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, I have been admiring your photo (That I printed for my wallet)since the day I received your friend request. I am saddened to hear you can't seem to settle down with one man.

Aww that's so sweet of you Brother Ezenezer thank you very much. Well its just its really hard because, i'm trying to find the right True Christian man for me i think Wonderful brother heathen is a good match for me

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!



Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.

[Talitha]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister Vavoline, i can't believe you say that I'm not Stuipd my IQ is not Low its High You have no right to talk that way about me Your the the one who can't talk right even a 5 year old can't understand what your saying. You really need to Learn English

You nearly earned a serious Infraction for racism there, my girl.
One thing is for certain, we at Landover Baptist Church DO NOT tolerate racism in any way shape or form.
The Negra cannot help the way it speaks.

Oh, I can whole-heartedly recommend dear Brother Hatchet as a Chaperon

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

You two can have the honor of being chaperoned by me. I go to bed at eight. We'll wrap things up by seven-thirty at the latest.

Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though

That sounds queer. You will simply unask Mister Miss April. Now, you two should arrive at my house at noon on Saturday. We won't leave until six, but I have corns that need filing, and it's an all-day job. You can each take a foot.

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Now it done be lookin like dat Miss April be sturin up a heap a mess here. Iz knows hows ta fix dis mess.

Iz a be startin da bidin off at $50 for one hour wit Miss April. Who be gotten da $60?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Rev. Moonfloos,Its not right to bid on a date with Miss April, she has a sweet heart allready.May be you should seek out Mis Vavoline she might be a better match for you

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well Miss April, what are you doing Saturday night?

I'm so sorry for not replying Brother Heathen i just got home from Work Well i'm not doing anything special on Saturady so I whould love to go on a Date with you With of Course Wonderful Brother Old Man Hatchet chaperoning us Its such a Honor he whould be willing to do that

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Thanks. I already asked Miss April's dad to chaperon. Two chaperons might be fun though

Well I talked with my Father he can't chaperon us Because he is flying to Paris on business. he said he is really sorry he can't do it for us:/

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Y'all don't be worrin yo pretty little head der Lola, Iz be collectin da make on dis one.

Yo Heathen, yo wattin a full night wit her, dat be caustin ya $200 hard cash yo. Dat a be unless someones out der want a be payin mo.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

That sounds queer. You will simply unask Mister Miss April. Now, you two should arrive at my house at noon on Saturday. We won't leave until six, but I have corns that need filing, and it's an all-day job. You can each take a foot.

Brother Old Man Hatchet You are of Course right as always it does Sound very Queer But like i said My Father is flying to Paris on business on Saturday evening But i really Want to thank you so much for willing to chaperon us It means alot to me But your plan sounds great and i whould love to help you with your Corns