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  • Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

    Shout Glory ladies! A hot young mover and shaker from the GOP is free, white and single again!


    Karl Rove Granted Divorce



    Former top White House aide Karl Rove is divorced from his wife of 24 years.

    "Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week," family spokeswoman Dana Perino told Politico. "The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close relationship and a strong friendship. There will be no further comment, and the family requests that its privacy be respected."

    Rove served as a senior adviser and deputy chief of staff for former President George W. Bush until 2007. A family friend told Politico that Rove's marriage fell under incredible stress during his time working in the Bush administration. The adviser was credited for crafting Mr. Bush's successful presidential campaign bids but came under scrutiny during investigations of the politically motivated firings of U.S. attorneys.

    Rove's memoir, "Courage and Consequence," is slated for release on March 9, 2010.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

    ^You seem a tad bit too enthusiastic about this . . .

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      Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

      Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
      ^You seem a tad bit too enthusiastic about this . . .

      I agree. Very Enthusiastic. Karl might very well put the stud in Zeke's bible study

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        Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

        You know what Mitch, i take that back.


        Reverand Obsbourne obviously wants to slamfuck Karl Rove while Zeke watches them drink eachother's cum. That's obvioulsy my mistake, scumback.

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          Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

          Originally Posted by ChristWarrior69 You know what Mitch, i take that back.
          ChristWarrior69:
          I take that last statement from ya was an act of penitant retribution?
          Perhaps you are finally coming around to the ways of the Holy Spirit?
          The enlitened folks here on this fine forum have lots of ways to guide ya kids today. So why not march like ants in step with the fellowship?


          Rev. Jeffrey Lebowski
          Sister Verna Too {sometimes she is smarter than she looks, but that is when she is sleepin'}

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            Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

            Originally posted by Would be Christ Warrior View Post
            I agree. Very Enthusiastic. Karl might very well put the stud in Zeke's bible study

            I highly doubt that. Pastor Zeke is already spoken for my ME!
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              Re: Watch Out Ladies: Turd Blossom is Back on The Market!

              Originally posted by Would be Christ Warrior View Post
              I agree. Very Enthusiastic. Karl might very well put the stud in Zeke's bible study

              wow. how arrogant can one be?

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