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  • LittleMissV
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 71

    #1

    Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

    Hello all,

    My name is Victoria, I am 20 and in dire need of a True Christian™ Husband to honor and serve in order to fulfill my purpose in this Earthly life. My last husband, an honorable older man named Edward, sadly passed away when we had only been married for two months, and due to some agerelated ailments this marriage had not been consummated, hence I am still pure!

    My hobbies are cooking, baking and cleaning. I take a lot of pride in keeping my Father's house spic and span, please see my Clean Kitchen award for reference. I make a mean apple crumb pie but also love making cheese cake and strawberry cream pies. Furthermore, I spend A LOT on my knees, as the Lord intended me to. Spirituality is such a blessing, I really feel utterly satisfied after a good session. What would we do without Prayer?

    I am deeply saddened that I have not yet been able to pop out a few soldiers for Christ and am more than willing to make up for it in a very timely manner. I know my place and take excellent direction.

    If interested, my Father is up for a hunting trip with any suitable True Christian™ gentleman.
  • JCfreak41
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 6

    #2
    Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

    Stay strong, I'm sure God has a marvelous plan for you.

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    • LittleMissV
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2010
      • 71

      #3
      Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

      Thank you kind Brother. It is hard to find a husband at my age, still, but I keep praying!

      YIC
      Victoria

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

        Sister, it's such a shame you are so far away from me.

        You sound pure and innocent, yet, would you fly to Euristan to even meet me (preferably with your parents as "chaperrones")?

        My wife died 2 years ago in a bizarre gardening accident, and I'd feel lonely IF I DIDN'T HAVE JESUS BY MY SIDE!.

        Ahem, sorry for the shouting. I need to go to my prayer closet now.

        PS: I don't like Camenbert.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • JCfreak41
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

          Sorry to change the subject brother, but what is a frictional country? It sounds a bit suggestive. Perhaps a typo?
          Oh sorry about your loss

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          • LittleMissV
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2010
            • 71

            #6
            Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

            We both have spouses who died in freak accidents...how unfortunate

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            • Sir Oral Essex III
              Unsaved trash, Foreign fool
              • Jan 2010
              • 44

              #7
              Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

              Please select me. I am desperate for the loving kindnesses of a faithful woman.

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              • Wasulu Mohammed
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                post a pic.. might tap dat

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                • GodIsAlmighty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 184

                  #9
                  Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                  Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.
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                  • LittleMissV
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 71

                    #10
                    Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                    That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.

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                    • HeavenIsHome
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                      Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                      Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.
                      I too like this idea; however, my family is not quite sure how to contact a matchmaker that would understand the Lord's standards for a suitable match. We are kinda new to this (I'm the eldest child) and our resources are very scarce where we live. Is there another thread in this section that could assist my family any link would be appreciated.

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                      • Yearning4God
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22

                        #12
                        Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                        It's a shame your husband died before you two could consummate your marriage.

                        It's even a bigger shame to men everywhere that he didn't consummate you before or on the night of your wedding. But I'm sure he had a good reason. Are you sterile by any chance? or do you happen to live someplace unholy and dangerous, such as New Jersey?

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                        • LittleMissV
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 71

                          #13
                          Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                          Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.

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                          • ChristHasSeoul
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 4

                            #14
                            Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                            Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                            Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.
                            Sister, I'm sorry to hear that. I pray that your father finds you suitable man for you to court with.
                            -John

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

                              Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                              That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.

                              Did your dad invite me (Zeke's Fiancee) to go too?
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