Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.

Did your dad invite me (Zeke's Fiancee) to go too?

[ChristHasSeoul]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.

Sister, I'm sorry to hear that. I pray that your father finds you suitable man for you to court with.
-John

[LittleMissV]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.

[Yearning4God]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

It's a shame your husband died before you two could consummate your marriage.

It's even a bigger shame to men everywhere that he didn't consummate you before or on the night of your wedding. But I'm sure he had a good reason. Are you sterile by any chance? or do you happen to live someplace unholy and dangerous, such as New Jersey?

[HeavenIsHome]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.

I too like this idea; however, my family is not quite sure how to contact a matchmaker that would understand the Lord's standards for a suitable match. We are kinda new to this (I'm the eldest child) and our resources are very scarce where we live. Is there another thread in this section that could assist my family any link would be appreciated.

[LittleMissV]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.

[Wasulu Mohammed]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

post a pic.. might tap dat

[Sir Oral Essex III]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Please select me. I am desperate for the loving kindnesses of a faithful woman.

[LittleMissV]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

We both have spouses who died in freak accidents...how unfortunate

[JCfreak41]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Sorry to change the subject brother, but what is a frictional country? It sounds a bit suggestive. Perhaps a typo?
Oh sorry about your loss

[Wide-Open]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Sister, it's such a shame you are so far away from me.

You sound pure and innocent, yet, would you fly to Euristan to even meet me (preferably with your parents as "chaperrones")?

My wife died 2 years ago in a bizarre gardening accident, and I'd feel lonely IF I DIDN'T HAVE JESUS BY MY SIDE!.

Ahem, sorry for the shouting. I need to go to my prayer closet now.

PS: I don't like Camenbert.

[LittleMissV]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Thank you kind Brother. It is hard to find a husband at my age, still, but I keep praying!

YIC
Victoria

[JCfreak41]

Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband

Stay strong, I'm sure God has a marvelous plan for you.

[LittleMissV]

Hello all,

My name is Victoria, I am 20 and in dire need of a True Christian™ Husband to honor and serve in order to fulfill my purpose in this Earthly life. My last husband, an honorable older man named Edward, sadly passed away when we had only been married for two months, and due to some agerelated ailments this marriage had not been consummated, hence I am still pure!

My hobbies are cooking, baking and cleaning. I take a lot of pride in keeping my Father's house spic and span, please see my Clean Kitchen award for reference. I make a mean apple crumb pie but also love making cheese cake and strawberry cream pies. Furthermore, I spend A LOT on my knees, as the Lord intended me to. Spirituality is such a blessing, I really feel utterly satisfied after a good session. What would we do without Prayer?

I am deeply saddened that I have not yet been able to pop out a few soldiers for Christ and am more than willing to make up for it in a very timely manner. I know my place and take excellent direction.

If interested, my Father is up for a hunting trip with any suitable True Christian™ gentleman.