[Andrew Shaw]

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A true follower would follow and respect ALL LAWS AND ASPECTS of the bible they follow.


By judging others, he is doing the job of the one he worships that he should not be doing. This just shows that.

well it dident say anything about him judgeing someone..but im sure hes done it before but that still has nothing to do with him being of african descent

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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How would you know hes not a true follower of the bible, eh?

A true follower would follow and respect ALL LAWS AND ASPECTS of the bible they follow.


By judging others, he is doing the job of the one he worships that he should not be doing. This just shows that.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Andrew, it matters because he is not a true follower of the bible, does it not also say that Jesus loves everyone? Yes it does.

Does the religion say to not judge others, that god himself should be the only one to judge them? Yes it does.

How would you know hes not a true follower of the bible, eh?

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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What difference does it make if he is!?

Andrew, it matters because he is not a true follower of the bible, does it not also say that Jesus loves everyone? Yes it does.

Does the religion say to not judge others, that god himself should be the only one to judge them? Yes it does.

[Andrew Shaw]

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PS. Is your son's soccer coach a Negro?

What difference does it make if he is!?

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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I think that it is only adultery if you had a sexual relationship with the man.

Not if you dream being smothered in Ranch...


Are you perchance food obsessed and/or obese?

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

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Well at least I've got those covered!

Now, the next question I'm frequently asked: Is it adultery if, in a dream, my child's soccer coach disrobes and smothers me with vegetable dip?

What flavor vegetable dip?

I have a tub of some hippy-made hummus in my fridge that needs using up.

[nikilds]

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Now, the next question I'm frequently asked: Is it adultery if, in a dream, my child's soccer coach disrobes and smothers me with vegetable dip?

Matt. 15: 19
19 For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:


Is your soccer coach married?
Are you married (I have to assume so since you have a child!)?
If so, are these thoughts originating from your heart?

I guess we need to ask, "where do dreams come from" to find out if you are commiting adultery or not. That is, do dreams come from the heart or somewhere else?

If they come from your heart, then you probably are commiting adultery and might need to talk to your pastor. I mean, if a guy cant commit adultery in his heart, then women surely cant.

Good luck!

PS. Is your son's soccer coach a Negro?
PPS. I have to assume its a SON that you have in soccer ... since they are in sports and cavorting around in shorts! Or do you have a Soccer Skirt League in your area too?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ma'am Apple Sucker....you seem to think about sex an awful lot. I can't help but wonder if you aren't getting nearly as much as you make out that you are?
Generally it is those who are somewhat deprived of sexual activity that seem to talk about it as much as you do...
Just wondering.

[Betty Lambskin]

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Where was the man who the woman was having the adultery?

Perhaps he was the one who brought her?

And why was everybody always getting stoned? Honestly, people! Lay down the peace pipe and pick up the Lord's battle axe!

[Brother V]

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I suggest something wild: let us see what Jesus thinks



It would seem to me that you are indeed committing adultery and need absolution. A healthy tithe will certainly put you in better favor with Jesus, I am sure -- along with repentance. Speak with a pastor at once!

The other day I was thinking about John 8, and the woman caught in the act of adultery. John 8:4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

Then, Jesus let the woman go.

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

So, if you remember in Matthew 5:28, Jesus says if you think about having sex with someone it could be adultery; but then He let the adulteress off, without a warning... so... we see that Jesus was against the death penalty for adultery.

My only question about this story is:

Where was the man who the woman was having the adultery? If the crowd brought a woman caught in the very act, why didn't they also bring the man to be stoned?

YIC
V

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Now, the next question I'm frequently asked: Is it adultery if, in a dream, my child's soccer coach disrobes and smothers me with vegetable dip?

I suggest something wild: let us see what Jesus thinks

28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It would seem to me that you are indeed committing adultery and need absolution. A healthy tithe will certainly put you in better favor with Jesus, I am sure -- along with repentance. Speak with a pastor at once!

[Betty Lambskin]

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Stop your gloating! All daughters of Eve bear the inherited blame for original sin. And being a virgin is fine, if your man values or desires it. But according to Paul, all women are essentially nothing more that sex toys for men. Perhaps a frigid woman is committing the gravest sin of all?

Well at least I've got those covered!

Now, the next question I'm frequently asked: Is it adultery if, in a dream, my child's soccer coach disrobes and smothers me with vegetable dip?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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PRAISE JESUS! Then I'm a virgin too!!! GLORY!

Stop your gloating! All daughters of Eve bear the inherited blame for original sin. And being a virgin is fine, if your man values or desires it. But according to Paul, all women are essentially nothing more that sex toys for men. Perhaps a frigid woman is committing the gravest sin of all?

And she isn't even Saved© yet! Until that day (if it ever should arrive), she is nothing less then an unsaved harlot.

And an uppity one at that.

[Glendora Christianson]

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PRAISE JESUS! Then I'm a virgin too!!! GLORY!

Stop your gloating! All daughters of Eve bear the inherited blame for original sin. And being a virgin is fine, if your man values or desires it. But according to Paul, all women are essentially nothing more that sex toys for men. Perhaps a frigid woman is committing the gravest sin of all?