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  • Skeeter C
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 22

    #1

    RUA pure women? lets hookup

    come over have some booze listen to music and we can do bible study and ??? im 6'2 and str8!
  • Lady Sorrow
    Godly woman
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 87

    #2
    Re: RUA pure women? lets hookup

    Well you seem like a wonderfully fine man, Skeeter.
    However I'd have to get a Pastors approval.

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    • Homertard
      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2007
      • 668

      #3
      Re: RUA pure women? lets hookup

      Nice gun, sir.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: RUA pure women? lets hookup

        Originally posted by Skeeter C View Post
        come over have some booze listen to music and we can do bible study and ??? im 6'2 and str8!
        Skeeter! Does your momma know you're out here chasing skirts?

        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
        Nice gun, sir.
        Shut up fag.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #5
          Re: RUA pure women? lets hookup

          Why? I wasn't acutally talking to you. Or are you a lousy shot, pastor?

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #6
            Re: RUA pure women? lets hookup

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post



            Shut up fag.
            Now we can't even compliment a man's way of compensation? Well hot damn.

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