[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I don't need to put my face in a dog's ass to know that it reeks. The same applies to that putrid gulch you call a cooter.

The only thing I refer to as a cooter is a freshwater turtle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudemys

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

The only thing I refer to as a cooter is a freshwater turtle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudemys

Grow up.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Grow up.

Says a man who can't even bring himself to refer to body parts by their proper names.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie



My GOD, Brother Hatchet, I think she's trying to tell us she has 3 cooters - one for each pair of arms, perhaps.

Jesus $ave us all

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Says a man who can't even bring himself to refer to body parts by their proper names.

I do use the proper terminology. We are on a Christian forum. We are not in one of your sickening chat-rooms where people gratify themselves through vulgar discourse. I can tell that you're trying to lure me into a filthy conversation right now, you revolting strumpet. No dice. I bet you're "m"ing to my avatar as I write this. You make my skin crawl.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Anyway, we're expecting rain tonight. Tomorrow we can just call her "Rusty"

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I do use the proper terminology. We are on a Christian forum. We are not in one of your sickening chat-rooms where people gratify themselves through vulgar discourse. I can tell that you're trying to lure me into a filthy conversation right now, you revolting strumpet. No dice.

I am not trying to get you to talk dirty to me.

I bet you're "m"ing to my avatar as I write this.

If by "m"ing, you mean the sound I make as I retch, then you're right.


You make my skin crawl.

As you do mine.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You had better watch yourself.

...You B-I-T-C-H, are you threatening Tali?

She may not answer my phone calls and want nothing to do with me any longer, and I'll just have to respect that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to allow you to threaten her because I still love that woman regardless.

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

...You B-I-T-C-H, are you threatening Tali?

She may not answer my phone calls and want nothing to do with me any longer, and I'll just have to respect that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to allow you to threaten her because I still love that woman regardless.

Now if you have any decency you'll

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Vayhr, we need to talk.
My place.............. NOW!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Vayhr, we need to talk.
My place.............. NOW!!!!

...ok.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

As you do mine.

I would not condescend to "do" anything of yours, you decrepit tart. Quit soliciting me!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

...

!!!APOLOGIZE!!!

Never.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I am not trying to get you to talk dirty to me.

Ugh! He already is "talking dirty" to you? The things you filthy degenerate hippies get off on... Brother Hatchet, I'm afraid this libidinous trollop is aroused by anything that you post.

If by "m"ing, you mean the sound I make as I retch, then you're right.

We call it M'ing, you call it retching... ewww. Just ewwww. Just the sound of that word indicates the savageness and brutishness in which you abuse yourself. Retching is no doubt hippie slang for extremely aggressive M'ing.


Ass, you do mine.

Don't think that taking out the "S" and comma is fooling anyone. Your debaucherous code has been deciphered, whore!!! Brother Hatchet is an older gentlemen and I fear his heart may not be able to take much more of your sleazy backdoor sex talk.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Don't think that taking out the "S" and comma is fooling anyone. Your debaucherous code has been deciphered, whore!!! Brother Hatchet is an older gentlemen and I fear his heart may not be able to take much more of your sleazy backdoor sex talk.

Your imagination is quite sick perverse insanely overactive vivid.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Never.

Well, then - could you at least go away?

Hanging out at convenience stores is nice this time of year if you are into that sort of thing.