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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #91
    Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

    If the chink girls are all so hot, then I wonder why Hop-sing is constantly trolling our Godly forums for tall, comely, blonde White girls?

    And what about the recently revealed trend of Gook girls dating ONLY ugly, sissified jap men?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #92
      Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Actually, India is IN Asia. Get your facts straight.
      I didn't mean India. I meant American Indians, you know, native Americans? The ones who live in America?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #93
        Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
        yes it make me sick to stomach
        ...
        For you what not easy to take is truth about Japanese woman. they are sexiest on planet baby. All the lady above are NORMAL girl next door type lady. chew on that okay.
        'Fess up. They're all jap men, aren't they?
        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I didn't mean India. I meant American Indians, you know, native Americans? The ones who live in America?
        Either they're injuns or they're Godly White Americans. I can't make head nor tail of your gibberish. The Indians might run most of America's 7-11s, but that doesn't make them Native Americans, it makes them Asians.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #94
          Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          And what about the recently revealed trend of Gook girls dating ONLY ugly, sissified jap men?
          is good thing I am in America here because I am hansome and beef cake. I am not worried for when I am go home to Japan. I am predict this trend gone as quick as box of twinkie in American house.

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          • Blind leading the blind
            Unsaved Trash
            Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
            using different names.
            Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
            at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
            • Jun 2007
            • 240

            #95
            Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Either they're injuns or they're Godly White Americans. I can't make head nor tail of your gibberish. The Indians might run most of America's 7-11s, but that doesn't make them Native Americans, it makes them Asians.
            Native Americans do not like being called "Indian" or "Injun". It is offensive and rude. Not to mention inaccurate. The reason we were called Indians is because Christopher Columbus made a foul up and thought that when he landed somewhere in the Caribbean Islands, he landed on the East side of India. This was not so, but how in the Universe was he supposed to know?
            In conclusion, we prefer to be called Native Americans and nothing but.
            Thank you for your time.
            Last edited by Blind leading the blind; 09-18-2007, 11:15 PM.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
              Super Moderator
              Beloved Church Elder
              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #96
              Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

              Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
              Native Americans do not like being called "Indian" or "Injun". It is offensive and rude. Not to mention inaccurate. The reason we were called Indians is because Christopher Columbus made a foul up and thought that when he landed somewhere in the Caribbean Islands, he landed on the East side of India. This was not so, but how in the Universe was he supposed to know?
              In conclusion, we prefer to be called Native Americans and nothing but.
              Thank you for your time.
              If you truly are an Injun, then leave history to the white men. Columbus knew precisely where he was because God had directed him there. It is a fact that Columbus called American Indians Indians because they are physiologically identical to Asian Indians. Both possess swarthy skin and a disgusting, pungent, evil odor. There are some cultural differences: American Indians rape buffalo and are without exception drunk on any given day at any given time, and Asian Indians rape cows and own donut shops. Other than that, American Indians and Asian Indians are like the Olsen twins.
              Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 09-18-2007, 11:49 PM.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9383

                #97
                Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Not all Asians look ugly though:
                I think I finally understand what gender-neutral biomorphic deconstructionism is.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #98
                  Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                  Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                  Native Americans do not like being called "Indian" or "Injun". It is offensive and rude. Not to mention inaccurate. The reason we were called Indians is because Christopher Columbus made a foul up and thought that when he landed somewhere in the Caribbean Islands, he landed on the East side of India. This was not so, but how in the Universe was he supposed to know?
                  In conclusion, we prefer to be called Native Americans and nothing but.
                  Thank you for your time.
                  WHAT?!?!?!? Are there still some injuns left alive? Where?
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Joshua Brooks
                    Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 257

                    #99
                    Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                    yes it make me sick to stomach


                    If these picture are make you sick go get pepto bismol. they are make chewable now so is easier to take.

                    For you what not easy to take is truth about Japanese woman. they are sexiest on planet baby. All the lady above are NORMAL girl next door type lady. chew on that okay.
                    Hitoshi, I have have my experiences in world travel. I have in fact been to Japan and can report with absolute authority that the do indeed possess flat butts, flat chests, and crooked teeth. You claim Japanese women are attractive while continuing to pursue blonde American women. Clearly, your actions speak louder than your words.

                    Let's face it, Hitoshi, those Asiatics clear have either a.) breast implants (imported from the USA), b.) been absorbing some form of Tuna growth hormones from all the raw fish you people eat, or c.) they are lady boys who have artificially made themselves up to mimic the body type of American women. Regardless, they clearly are d.) reminiscent of chipmunks. Am I the only person who has noticed this similarity between the Japanese and rodents?

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #100
                      Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                      Native Americans do not like being called "Indian" or "Injun".
                      Injuns don't like catching smallpox or being gunned down in cold blood either, but when has that ever stopped anyone?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #101
                        Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                        Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post

                        Regardless, they clearly are reminiscent of chipmunks. Am I the only person who has noticed this similarity between the Japanese and rodents?
                        No, I've noticed it too Brother Joshua ...

                        I suppose Hi-nooky thinks those girls with the boob jobs look good ...

                        There is no accounting for taste ... what do their teeth look like?
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • roserougesang
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 418

                          #102
                          Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                          I found a Japanese lady Hitoshi might like:

                          Ayumi Hamasaki
                          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #103
                            Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                            I found a Japanese lady Hitoshi might like:

                            Ayumi Hamasaki

                            Well YEAH Rose, she is half white of COURSE. That is why she is better looking than your average gook.
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                            • Seeker
                              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 966

                              #104
                              Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                              Took the words right out of my mouth, BTB. I bet she is more American!

                              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843

                                #105
                                Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

                                Well YEAH Rose, she is half white of COURSE. That is why she is better looking than your average gook.
                                She looks like a plastic doll ... has she got boob jobs?
                                Last edited by Sister Noddy; 09-20-2007, 04:07 AM.
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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