Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

Ooo laaa laaa. Could we have a match made in Heaven?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

My dear Sister Phebe, things have not been working out between my fiancee and myself, she has some silly notion of going to college. She informed me last week that she has been accepted to Veterinary school in Utah, a Mormon school at that. I have agreed to let he go her own way, as she said she would not marry me any way. Her father informed me that he can not stand in her way. Sadly she returned her 5 carrot diamond to me on Thursday.

I was wondering if you might be interested in furthering a relationship with me. I know that I am a little older than you, and that you could do far better than myself. I am able to offer you all the creature comforts that you want, the love of a God fearing True Christian. YIC James

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

Sister Phebe

I am quite sure that a Godly, warm, gentile, intelligent True Christian(tm) lady such as yourself will be inundated with suitors and that you will not have to wait very long for a new earthly Partner

[Phebe Carlyle]

Hi everyone,

As you know I have been without an earthly partner since the early 1990's.

Sure, Jesus fulfills me as much as any gal could possibly want, but on occasion, I do crave the company of a gentleman, even on my "downtime" to sit and watch The Christian Channel with me over tea and pie. Gosh, even a compliment on my doily placement would be nice from time to time.

So that said, I am taking the plunge and putting myself out there in the hope to find a suitable husband.

I have never done anything like this before so please excuse the brief personal advert. I suppose the best thing to do, should anyone be interested, is to ask me questions; which of course, I would be more than forthcoming with a truthful answer to.

Now I suppose it is a wait and see as to what The Lord has in store.

Thank you for your time.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.